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Default Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now - 10-19-2008, 06:43 PM
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You have really got the hots for OMH Crotch. He has told you repeatedly he does not dance.

Old Man Hatchet disgusts me. I am married to the only man for wehom I have the hots. And he takes me dancing.

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Default Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now - 10-19-2008, 07:13 PM
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Old Man Hatchet disgusts me.
We know what they say about love and hate.

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I am married to the only man for wehom I have the hots.
You mean your husband is that abomination whose photo you posted earlier?

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And he takes me dancing.
Letting you be his fag hag at the gay bar != taking you dancing.

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Old Man Hatchet disgusts me. I am married to the only man for wehom I have the hots. And he takes me dancing.
Good for you. I hope he's a True Christian and that both of you are married in a True Christian way.

Otherwise Hell (or AustrHellia) may be waiting for you anyway.



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Default Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now - 10-19-2008, 07:24 PM
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Old Man Hatchet disgusts me. I am married to the only man for wehom I have the hots. And he takes me dancing.
I have a hard time envisioning Mr. Iron Crotch cutting the rug or that you actually let him out of the basement.

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Default Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now - 10-19-2008, 07:33 PM
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We know what they say about love and hate.

Pray tell.

You mean your husband is that abomination whose photo you posted earlier?

No -Tim Curry is pretty, but Ihave no desire to sleep with him.

Letting you be his fag hag at the gay bar != taking you dancing.
He's all straight.

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Good for you. I hope he's a True Christian and that both of you are married in a True Christian way.

Otherwise Hell (or AustrHellia) may be waiting for you anyway.

Neither of us is Christian, and our wedding was a Pagan ceremony. We are married in the eyes of our gods and according to the laws of the state of Louisiana. Those are the only entities whose approval we need.

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Neither of us is Christian, and our wedding was a Pagan ceremony. We are married in the eyes of our godS and according to the laws of the state of Louisiana. Those are the only entities whose approval we need.
godS. Listen heathen.


1st Samuel 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

I have now idea what false cult you obey but this wil not help you.



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Default Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now - 10-20-2008, 02:20 AM
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Neither of us is Christian, and our wedding was a Pagan ceremony. We are married in the eyes of our gods and according to the laws of the state of Louisiana. Those are the only entities whose approval we need.
Aww, good for you. It's great how those who aren't xtian have more and more rights these days. Let's just hope that wretched bloodsucking hag Palin gets nowhere near the Presidency.

I wouldn't keep denying the OMH thing if I were you. It seems the more you do, the more they'll think you really do have a thing for him! Bobby Joe and Remy seem to think the same thing about me (ie, that, for some unfathomable reason, they seem to believe I fancy them).


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Aww, good for you. It's great how those who aren't xtian have more and more rights these days. Let's just hope that wretched bloodsucking hag Palin gets nowhere near the Presidency.

I wouldn't keep denying the OMH thing if I were you. It seems the more you do, the more they'll think you really do have a thing for him! Bobby Joe and Remy seem to think the same thing about me (ie, that, for some unfathomable reason, they seem to believe I fancy them).

Do I need to share my bottle of hemlock with you?

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I wouldn't keep denying the OMH thing if I were you. It seems the more you do, the more they'll think you really do have a thing for him! Bobby Joe and Remy seem to think the same thing about me (ie, that, for some unfathomable reason, they seem to believe I fancy them).
They're full of misconceptions here. I've only been here a couple of days and, first, they all thought I'm a lesbian. Now they're all convinced I'm gay. Wrong on both counts.
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Neither of us is Christian, and our wedding was a Pagan ceremony. We are married in the eyes of our gods and according to the laws of the state of Louisiana. Those are the only entities whose approval we need.
See what happens when liberals allow sodomites to "marry" in Taxejoosets and Calfornicationia! Now any twisted freak thinks they can "marry" without having Jesus involved!
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Do I need to share my bottle of hemlock with you?
I'm sure that can't be what you originally wrote , but if you originally offered to share anything that would help erase the mental trauma caused by the mere idea of fancying landoverites, then I just hope it's a big bottle!

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Well, they seem to think that any man who isn't like them in every way is either, in their words 'sissified' or gay. Woe betide a man who thinks a woman should be treated equal who dares venture that opinion here.


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Aww, good for you. It's great how those who aren't xtian have more and more rights these days.
Yes, we've noticed that the Demon-crats, the ACLU, and unelected liberal activist judges have been giving more and more special rights to people like you.

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Yes, we've noticed that the Demon-crats, the ACLU, and unelected liberal activist judges have been giving more and more special rights to people like you.
And that's a bad thing because....?

Oh, wait, it isn't. It's a good thing. It means that finally the choke-hold that fundamental evangelical sorts like you folks have is being loosened. Bit...by bit.....by bit.


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And that's a bad thing because....?

Oh, wait, it isn't. It's a good thing. It means that finally the choke-hold that fundamental evangelical sorts like you folks have is being loosened. Bit...by bit.....by bit.
So you admit that you want special rights.

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So you admit that you want special rights.
Nothing special about the rights she wants. She just wants rights.
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So you admit that you want special rights.

Not special - just equal.

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Sodomites already have equal rights, witch! They have the same right as anyone else to marry someone of the opposite sex in the eyes of Jesus! Anything else is demanding special rights in rebellion against the Lord.

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Sodomites already have equal rights, witch! They have the same right as anyone else to marry someone of the opposite sex in the eyes of Jesus! Anything else is demanding special rights in rebellion against the Lord.


You have the right to marry the consenting adult to whom you have affectional and/or sexual attraction. Gay men and lesbians do not have that right, but they should.

Your lord doesn't get to make the rules for those who don't believe in him.

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Not special - just equal.
We simply cannot all be equal, irrespective of our behavior and our giving the middle finger to the Lord. Why do you reject the concept of personal responsibility for one's own actions?

Why can't homers marry other homers? For the same reason convicted murderers can't just go out for pizza just like everybody else. They have committed behavior that is sick and twisted and antisocial and against the laws of God and man and for this very simple reason these people are treated differently.

I will try to make this easy for you to understand with words of one syllable. Gays. Are. Bad. Men. They. Are. Sick. In. The. Head. They. Should. Not. Do. What. They. Do. In. Bed. With. Their. Friends'. Butts. It. Is. Gross.

"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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