[Brother Bob Cross]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10532

Aw boy am I glad to be out again. So to catch y'all up... I ended up talking to my ex-wife again, and everything was great! I had completed the Ex-Gay program, and she promised never to touch another man. I thought the LORD was with us once and for all and was proud to start a new family after so much anguish.


When she finally got pregnant, something seemed weird. The baby's skin tone was considerably darker than mine. Like... what the hell? She told me the doctor said it was a birth defect, but I don't think there has been a single black in my family tree. I am a pure-blooded Baptist white man, and I served the Lord by continuing to be a good husband.


So 2 months after the first birth, she get's pregnant again! "Praise Him," I thought. Finally we will have a white child. There's no way it could be the same birth defect twice. She said it was a "one in a billion" thing too rare for me to find on Google.


So what the hell, this one is even darker than the first!! Now we've got these two black babies and my whole family starts makin' fun of me like I'm not the real father. BULLSHIT! I remember the night my wife requested the condom with my seed in it. I was there! I know I'm the father of these kids. Anyway, I digress. This is where it gets ugly.


So 3 months later, what do you know? Pregnant again. So halfway through this one, she warns me that she might only be able to have black babies. I figured as much, so that explains why they all came out black. Some kind of genetic expression disorder or some crap. Whatever.


So when she's 7 months pregnant, she asks me if I'll start recording some videos of her. I think, why not, she must be wanting to put some Hymns on youtube or something. Boy was I mistaken!


So the very first time we try to record these songs, she texts her friends to come over and sing as a quartet. I thought four girls would be much nicer to watch, as well, so we waited for them arrive while my wife warmed up her throat and vocal chords.


So it turns out, all three of her friends were big black bucks! She TOLD me she was done with them! Anyway, they start ravaging my wife (as they are wont to do) but my wife wouldn't let me stop them! They tied me to a chair and made me watch some awful things. I'd rather not talk about it.


When they were finished and untied me, I naturally went to my gun-safe and pulled out my Colt AR-15 I got at the gunshow and put an end to the problem. Apparently, this is against the law. Show me one passage in the Bible that says you cannot kill a buck violating your Manhood. It's not there. I searched.


Anyway, I ended up getting 6 years and 8 months in prison for the triple homicide. The judge told me I was lucky no white-folk were involved, because three blacks is the equivalent of 1/5th of a white in rural Texas jurisdictions. My joo lawyer found some kinda loophole from an old 1800s court case. Praise the LORD those moneygrubbers are good for somethin'!


I'd just like to thank you all for holding down the fort and keeping this place clean of heathens, heretics, and trolls. It has always been a treasure during lonely nights.

[Phil Ander]

Originally Posted by Brother Bob Cross

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10532



So it turns out, all three of her friends were big black bucks! She TOLD me she was done with them! Anyway, they start ravaging my wife (as they are wont to do) but my wife wouldn't let me stop them! They tied me to a chair and made me watch some awful things. I'd rather not talk about it.


When they were finished and untied me, I naturally went to my gun-safe and pulled out my Colt AR-15 I got at the gunshow and put an end to the problem. Apparently, this is against the law. Show me one passage in the Bible that says you cannot kill a buck violating your Manhood. It's not there. I searched.


Anyway, I ended up getting 6 years and 8 months in prison for the triple homicide. The judge told me I was lucky no white-folk were involved, because three blacks is the equivalent of 1/5th of a white in rural Texas jurisdictions. My joo lawyer found some kinda loophole from an old 1800s court case. Praise the LORD those moneygrubbers are good for somethin'!

Not a very good lawyer. My lawyer would have got you off completely, and likely got some monetary compensation from the rapper rapists' family. You action is covered by the Texas "Stand your ground" law.


Phil

[BrotherLarry]

Brother Cross

I praise God for your freedom. The Bible tells us of the liberty that exists where the Spirit of the Lord is. The story of your trollop wife saddens me. I have denied myself the companionship of the weaker gender and instead I fellowship with manly men with muscular bosoms.

This prevents the heart from breaking and keeps my focus on my ministry. I recommend this for you. Since you are no longer gay you’re going to find such fellowship rewarding. I am praying for you.

BrotherLarry

[Brother Bob Cross]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Brother Cross

I praise God for your freedom. The Bible tells us of the liberty that exists where the Spirit of the Lord is. The story of your trollop wife saddens me. I have denied myself the companionship of the weaker gender and instead I fellowship with manly men with muscular bosoms.

This prevents the heart from breaking and keeps my focus on my ministry. I recommend this for you. Since you are no longer gay you’re going to find such fellowship rewarding. I am praying for you.

BrotherLarry

That is a great idea, brother! It reminds me of my time in the monkey-cages. I was a minister to many firm-bosomed bucks in there. Do you know any areas where I might be able to congregate with several black boys at the same time?


Maybe an inner-city youth minister? That would be ideal, if I want to ensure that I'll never fall into the clutches of a she-demon ever again.


Thank you for your kind words and advice.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Such a tragic story. Brother Phil Ander is right, though. You should probably sue your lawyer.

Did your wife bear you any more children while you were incarcerated?

[Brother Bob Cross]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Such a tragic story. Brother Phil Ander is right, though. You should probably sue your lawyer.

Did your wife bear you any more children while you were incarcerated?

Oh yes, she told me that if I threw a condom full of my seed over the fence, that she'd fetch it and keep trying to have a white baby for me. She divorced me after the 5th brown one and is living off the child support I've been court ordered to pay. I was in prison for murder, so the family court system was not easy on me. Bunch of sexist bigots!


I have given up on her and would like to seek a very young virgin wife produce some loyal soldiers for Lord Jesus Christ. Hopefully the next young woman will be able to have white babies.

[Jezusss]

Originally Posted by Brother Bob Cross

Oh yes, she told me that if I threw a condom full of my seed over the fence, that she'd fetch it and keep trying to have a white baby for me. She divorced me after the 5th brown one and is living off the child support I've been court ordered to pay. I was in prison for murder, so the family court system was not easy on me. Bunch of sexist bigots!


I have given up on her and would like to seek a very young virgin wife produce some loyal soldiers for Lord Jesus Christ. Hopefully the next young woman will be able to have white babies.

I think that maybe because your wife is obviously being a complete sinner, all her sin turned your children black.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Congratuations Bob, on your emancipation and recovery. I believe everyone deserves a second (and maybe a third) chance; none more so than good, white Christian men like you and me.

Lesser races have an inert quirk in the genome predisposed to barbarian like behavior. For white guys like us, it's often the devil himself tempting otherwise well-bread folks into doings that feel right at first, even if they're not. If all else fails, blame women.

[Scoutman03]

Originally Posted by Brother Bob Cross

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10532

Aw boy am I glad to be out again. So to catch y'all up... I ended up talking to my ex-wife again, and everything was great! I had completed the Ex-Gay program, and she promised never to touch another man. I thought the LORD was with us once and for all and was proud to start a new family after so much anguish.


When she finally got pregnant, something seemed weird. The baby's skin tone was considerably darker than mine. Like... what the hell? She told me the doctor said it was a birth defect, but I don't think there has been a single black in my family tree. I am a pure-blooded Baptist white man, and I served the Lord by continuing to be a good husband.


So 2 months after the first birth, she get's pregnant again! "Praise Him," I thought. Finally we will have a white child. There's no way it could be the same birth defect twice. She said it was a "one in a billion" thing too rare for me to find on Google.


So what the hell, this one is even darker than the first!! Now we've got these two black babies and my whole family starts makin' fun of me like I'm not the real father. BULLSHIT! I remember the night my wife requested the condom with my seed in it. I was there! I know I'm the father of these kids. Anyway, I digress. This is where it gets ugly.


So 3 months later, what do you know? Pregnant again. So halfway through this one, she warns me that she might only be able to have black babies. I figured as much, so that explains why they all came out black. Some kind of genetic expression disorder or some crap. Whatever.


So when she's 7 months pregnant, she asks me if I'll start recording some videos of her. I think, why not, she must be wanting to put some Hymns on youtube or something. Boy was I mistaken!


So the very first time we try to record these songs, she texts her friends to come over and sing as a quartet. I thought four girls would be much nicer to watch, as well, so we waited for them arrive while my wife warmed up her throat and vocal chords.


So it turns out, all three of her friends were big black bucks! She TOLD me she was done with them! Anyway, they start ravaging my wife (as they are wont to do) but my wife wouldn't let me stop them! They tied me to a chair and made me watch some awful things. I'd rather not talk about it.


When they were finished and untied me, I naturally went to my gun-safe and pulled out my Colt AR-15 I got at the gunshow and put an end to the problem. Apparently, this is against the law. Show me one passage in the Bible that says you cannot kill a buck violating your Manhood. It's not there. I searched.


Anyway, I ended up getting 6 years and 8 months in prison for the triple homicide. The judge told me I was lucky no white-folk were involved, because three blacks is the equivalent of 1/5th of a white in rural Texas jurisdictions. My joo lawyer found some kinda loophole from an old 1800s court case. Praise the LORD those moneygrubbers are good for somethin'!


I'd just like to thank you all for holding down the fort and keeping this place clean of heathens, heretics, and trolls. It has always been a treasure during lonely nights.

wait, you killed them? Wouldn't that be a life sentence? Maybe i'm confused..

[BibleReader2231]

Now now. My Pa had to shoot a young black man at a gas station before. Got off on self defense because it was Florida when we used to live there (moved away because of Messicans) and stand your ground laws work wonders. As unsaved trash, I advise you to remember Titus 3:1 as wells as 1 Peter 2:3-17. The Bible advises us to follow the laws of man as well as those of God. This young man found a law that just so happened to work in his favor as it did for my Pa. Take your disdain elsewhere scout-raper.

[BrotherLarry]

Brother Cross

Hallelujah! Once again I praise God for your liberty to worship and fellowship with men. I have some great prospects for you and I will send you pics in private messages so you can pray over them until the spirit moves you.

Glory!

[Scoutman03]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

Now now. My Pa had to shoot a young black man at a gas station before. Got off on self defense because it was Florida when we used to live there (moved away because of Messicans) and stand your ground laws work wonders. As unsaved trash, I advise you to remember Titus 3:1 as wells as 1 Peter 2:3-17. The Bible advises us to follow the laws of man as well as those of God. This young man found a law that just so happened to work in his favor as it did for my Pa. Take your disdain elsewhere scout-raper.

Was the man doing anything? Did he hit your father? Did he threaten him? And Scoutmain* Well it was until someone wanted to be immature.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

Was the man doing anything? Did he hit your father? Did he threaten him? And Scoutmain* Well it was until someone wanted to be immature.

It is evident that the Law of Florida was broken. I think it was the "approaching while black" law, which justifies self defense.