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Satanic Temple School in Iowa! Will no one think of the children?!? -
01-30-2021, 01:44 AM
Satan has breached to heretofore Godly hills and planes and pig farms of Middle America! Oh friends, President Trump has been Cancelled by Twitter less than two weeks and already there is a Satanic Temple School in the Heart of our great Nation!
O Lord have mercy!
THIS is why I don't support Religious Freedom. Religious freedom is what sends people to Hell!
To say you support Religious Freedom is to say you support Idolatry, it's to say you support Lies,
it's to say you support Hell,
it's to say you support the Kingdom of Darkness,
it's to say you support Homers and Feminists and pot smoking hippies.
A True Christian™ would never say that! A True Christian™ would never say, "I support Religious Freedom."
NO!
A True Christian™ says,
"I SUPPORT THE TRUTH!"
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Satanic Temple School in Iowa! Will no one think of the children?!? -
01-30-2021, 02:00 AM
Yet more proof all children should be homeschooled. There they can learn about the Bible without getting polluted by nonsense like evolution, vaccines or gravity.
I homeschooled all my sons and none of them got a job at either a corporation or the government. So clearly I succeeded in making them decent members of our society.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Innkeeper for Christ
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Re: Satanic Temple School in Iowa! Will no one think of the children?!? -
01-30-2021, 02:08 AM
The Beatles' dark master Maharishi Mahesh Yogi founded the Maharishi University of Management in Fairfield, Iowa to teach Transcendental Meditation and other witchcraft. Earlier, German communists established the Amana Colonies in Iowa County, Iowa, twisting scripture to endorse holding property in common and other Marxist-Satanist ideals. The oldest mosque in the United States is located in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, having been built in 1934 (the year Hitler declared himself Fuhrer--coincidence?) Star Trek nerds make an annual pilgrimage to Riverside, Iowa to visit the future birthplace of Captain Kirk.
My point is that Satan and his demonic legions have infested the state of Iowa, a state which voted for Obama not once but twice. Freehold is of course a shining city on a hill, and Godly Senator Joni Ernst has been a stalwart Trump ally and patriot, but most of the state is going to Hell.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Satanic Temple School in Iowa! Will no one think of the children?!? -
01-30-2021, 05:09 PM
This Satanic Temple School in Iowa has to be linked to the election of Biden and Harris. Only now are ministers beginning to recognize what a threat this administration is to Jesus.
Some preachers are recognizing Kamala Harris is a modern version of the woman in the Bible named Jezebel. She was a harlot who became a princess but worshipped the fake god Baal. It fits Harris precisely:
Some Southern Baptist pastors are calling Kamala Harris 'Jezebel.' What do they mean? (religionnews.com)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Satanic Temple School in Iowa! Will no one think of the children?!? -
01-30-2021, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
This Satanic Temple School in Iowa has to be linked to the election of Biden and Harris. Only now are ministers beginning to recognize what a threat this administration is to Jesus.
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Oh, Dear help us! This sounds positively terrifying, dear Brother Mayor Hold; but, I think you are 100% correct here. This Satanic school must be related to whatever not-my-President Burden is up to. Why, earlier in the week, he reversed the "Trans" ban in the military. That's a sure sign -- right there -- that the devil is his inspiration. Mark my words: that is just the very beginning of going down a very dark, dangerous and dragged-out road.
And, I think we all know why that this is so: the Cathyolick "church" -- sleepy Joe Burden's "church" -- has long been a resource for the devil, to ensnare the people, for centuries, what with its devotion to statue-curtsying, worshiping Mary, confessing sins to a priest instead of to , etc. Is it any real wonder that this school is in existence?
II Corinthians 11:14 "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."
I Timothy 4:1 "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;"
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: Satanic Temple School in Iowa! Will no one think of the children?!? -
01-30-2021, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
This Satanic school must be related to whatever not-my-President Burden is up to. Why, earlier in the week, he reversed the "Trans" ban in the military.
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I am in two minds about this, Sister. I mean, the military has need of cannon-fodder, and who better than people who are distracted by arguing about "zir" pronouns?
That aside, as Sister Mary so eloquently puts it
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
To say you support Religious Freedom is to say you support Idolatry, it's to say you support Lies, it's to say you support Hell,
it's to say you support the Kingdom of Darkness,
it's to say you support Homers and Feminists and pot smoking hippies.
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Not to mention Pentecostalists and the Church of England!
1 John 5:21 - Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Mayor of Freehold
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Satanic Temple School in Iowa! Will no one think of the children?!? -
01-31-2021, 12:44 AM
Gov. Kim Reynolds here in Iowa is a Baptist but not one of LBC. I can understand she not a True Christian. Yet, I don't understand why she doesn't straight out ban this Satanic school? It's not going away without some strong action against it.
If I were Governor I would just say, "Satan spreads the Coronavirus. You're gone."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Location: Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, Redding, CA
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Re: Satanic Temple School in Iowa! Will no one think of the children?!? -
02-02-2021, 04:43 AM
We have lots of Satanic Temple schools in New York city, too. Thankfully Mayor Hold and Landover Church Security keep that sort of thing out of Freehold.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Satanic Temple School in Iowa! Will no one think of the children?!? -
02-02-2021, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
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What do they teach at a Jewish school anyway. Maybe it's something like, "Yes we killed Jesus. But, don't feel bad. He might have died soon of something else. Life expectancy was short back then."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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