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Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
03-07-2009, 02:54 AM
I'm not sure who started this silliness, but I am sick and tired of folks confusing the REBIRTH of Jesus with the UNDEAD. It is a sad day when children (and some adults) don't know the difference!
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
03-07-2009, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I'm not sure who started this silliness, but I am sick and tired of folks confusing the REBIRTH of Jesus with the UNDEAD. It is a sad day when children (and some adults) don't know the difference!
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Amen mother G! These God mocking heathens accuse Christ our Savior of being a zombie, but the truth is, HE ONLY DIED TEMPORARILY! There is a BIG difference!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
03-07-2009, 05:20 AM
There's NO bigger or loving sacrifice than dying then resurrecting three days later! The God-mocking atheisn'ts continually throw that supreme sacrifice for OUR SINS back in the Lord's face!
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
03-07-2009, 06:10 AM
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There's NO bigger or loving sacrifice than dying then resurrecting three days later! The God-mocking atheisn'ts continually throw that supreme sacrifice for OUR SINS back in the Lord's face!
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Shout it, Sister! What greater love is there, than to die for three days, knowing you can resurrect yourself at will??
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
03-07-2009, 06:13 AM
This is NOT a suitable Easter greeting.
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-01-2010, 06:10 AM
Wasn't he Revived? Re(vived). vived. vie. Vie is French for Life, and the living cannot be undead.
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-01-2010, 06:13 AM
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Wasn't he Revived? Re(vived). vived. vie. Vie is French for Life, and the living cannot be undead.
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No one herre cares what anything means in "french." This is a Christian forum. Read the Bible.
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Mark 16:14
Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-04-2010, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I'm not sure who started this silliness, but I am sick and tired of folks confusing the REBIRTH of Jesus with the UNDEAD. It is a sad day when children (and some adults) don't know the difference!
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I have never heard of such a reference in my life! Who comes up with this stuff, seriously. First it is bunnies and eggs, and now zombies, this is getting ridiculous. I live for the day when the damned are judged and realize this day had nothing to do with the above mentioned characters.
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-15-2010, 02:10 PM
Zombies and vampires rise from the dead to drink people's blood and turn them into blood-drinking slaves of darkness that never die.
Jesus rose from the dead to feed us his blood and turn us into blood-drinking slaves of Christ that never die.
That's a world of difference.
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-15-2010, 02:32 PM
So doesn't that make US the zombies then??
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-15-2010, 03:38 PM
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So doesn't that make US the zombies then??
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-17-2010, 07:43 PM
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No one here cares what anything means in "french." This is a Christian forum. Read the Bible.
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Oh wow, the Bible was written in French? Smart people you guys have breeded from your "church."
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-17-2010, 08:10 PM
We still have no idea what the concept of a Hypostasis is do we? Am I using too big words for you? Again ignorance to Jewish tradition in this way; the spirit would lie around the body for 3 days before it ascended into heaven. Yeshua died from his human side, but his God side did not die. Yeshua was 100% man, 100% God. Logically, since God can not die, this is the only feasible way that being resurrected from the dead could have possibly occurred, and we could have an eternal salvational sacrifice. His resurrection also spoke volumes to the testimony that he was God, since God is the only one who has power over death.
Also, a zombie is defined as (my comments in bold)-
zombi: a dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force - (Yeshua was in fact the supernatural force, which was God, thus he was self resurrected). Thus I couldn't classify him officially as a zombie. Most ideas of what a zombie is on our movie screens today is taken from a voodoo worshipping Afro-Caribbean culture, in which stories were told of people being controlled as laborers of a powerful wizard. A zombie is known to have the intelligence of a spoon, a rotting body, and a taste for flesh and brains. Interesting, was Yeshua controlled by a powerful wizard? No. And of course Yeshua's resurrected body did not eat flesh and brains, nor did he have a rotting body (since his Disciples were able to recognize him) or the intelligence of a spoon since his thoughts were still coherent at the time. Applying American culture or even African culture to the Hypostasis (Yeshua lived before he was born) concept of the Jews is unwarranted.
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-17-2010, 09:56 PM
@hamablahblah no one likes a yapity yapity smartpants like u! Why do u not Jesus?
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-18-2010, 12:40 AM
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@hamablahblah no one likes a yapity yapity smartpants like u! Why do u not Jesus?
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Why don't you and follow Jesus instead of this forum?
I need to back up here, what is your definition of agape?
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Re: Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!! -
04-19-2010, 06:53 AM
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Why don't you and follow Jesus instead of this forum?
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uh... Because Jesus watches these forums? Where you dropped on your head as a child?
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