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Originally Posted by ThatAtheistPig
fundies, autocorrect sorry.
It would be very Christ-like if you could let me edit my damn posts. Would make life a whole lot easier.
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Dear sinner,
I it
obvious that your posts are
damned but I am not sure if any edits would make a substantial difference with regards to your potential for
Salvation.
2 Thessalonians 2:12
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
However, there is a very
practical solution to all this. The "Reply to Thread" screen has at the bottom a
"Preview Post" choice that erring human beings can use to
check beforehand the spelling, grammar, and Spiritual content of their posts.
Galatians 6:9
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
In a similar manner
we will not cease to Love and Cherish you and try to teach you everything that you need to know about the
Real Jesus© and the
Real Bible™ in order to have you with us one day in
Heaven. Incidentally, the above verse also contains some interesting information about the Spiritual state of the weaker, more lustful sex (Genesis 3:6), women. They are more prone to fainting (I do know that this might be caused by
sequalae of their sinful nature [Genesis 3:6] but also because of their monthly period of uncleanliness that makes them lose quite a lot of the liquid essence that carries
oxygène (or good air, as it used to be called) into our hearts where our souls reside. Still, this explains why the proselytizing CVs of women are often inferior to those by men.
You can learn all this and much more if your persist and read the
Godly Threads of this Forum and Accept
Jesus (Mark 16:16).
Yours in Christ,
Elmer