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Default Mount ID - 07-03-2010, 12:28 AM

Massive Rock Oh Craggy Mountain
When we stand on top of thee
Are we really closer to the beer volcano
Or is this just a psychological trick based upon
Relative height to ground, and the 'invisible sky daddy' concept?

Magnificent Lofty Matterhorn of Love
Your slopes do cradle thy Mountain and Tree
And nurture thy Midget workings of Basil and Pasta Sauce
And is Mount Rushmore really an example of Intelligent Design?
Or is this analogy yea verily the work of a nutty fruitcake?

And in thy science classrooms Oh Great One
Shall Gutzom Borghlum's work transcend the Great One's works
For he too was an intelligent designer; real, while the other is implied
Like Father Christmas, Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy
And chocolate eggs are irreducibly complex in my tummy!

In thy breezy solitude oh Great Summit
Shall your icy cap be a visible reminder of the power, the powder and the glory
Of our divine makers sauciness
A radiant reminder of his wriggly, jiggly, wobbly, globby creations
Prostrate at your semolina-like tentacley tendrils

And we intelligently ask this in The Holy Designers name

RAmen


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Default Re: Mount ID - 07-03-2010, 12:40 AM

Was there some LSD in that spaghetti you just ate?




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Default Re: Mount ID - 07-03-2010, 01:24 AM

Very funny Admins, you move a Holy prayer to the poetry section.

Well I am not going to go off in a huff, you only resort to such cheap tricks out of desperation, are you starting to have doubts, is the spark of truth that lies dormant inside you making itself felt I wonder.

Just admit your faith in your imaginary friend is fading and soon you will selecting your very own Pirate outfit. You know you want one, every time you see a Tricorn hat or a swanky bandanna you feel an urge to get one.


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Very funny Admins, you move a Holy prayer to the poetry section.

Well I am not going to go off in a huff, you only resort to such cheap tricks out of desperation, are you starting to have doubts, is the spark of truth that lies dormant inside you making itself felt I wonder.
A prayer? This was rightfully moved to the poetry section, home of other unsaved tripe like Professor X's Poetry Slam. Also, how dare you accuse us of harboring closet spaghetti sympathies. I bet also because we're all so anti-gay that many of our pastors are closet homosexuals, huh?

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A prayer? This was rightfully moved to the poetry section, home of other unsaved tripe like Professor X's Poetry Slam. Also, how dare you accuse us of harboring closet spaghetti sympathies. I bet also because we're all so anti-gay that many of our pastors are closet homosexuals, huh?

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It is from the The Official Pastafarian Prayer Book, so yes it is most defiantly a prayer.

There goes that spark making itself felt inside you again Jimbo.

As for the sexuality of your Pastors they would not be the first.


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It is from the The Official Pastafarian Prayer Book
Which has about the same value as used toilet paper.


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Shall Gutzom Borghlum's work transcend the Great One's works
If by "Great One" you mean a cheap meal, then the answer is, self-evidently, "Yes."

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