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MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.

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Default A Request from the Godly fathers out there - 12-15-2008, 09:45 PM

Do any of you have a good Christian daughter who I can marry? I promise to pay her full bride price as demanded in the Bible. All I ask is that she be a virgin, and I will require tokens of her virginity on the wedding night.

If you have any questions about me, please feel free to ask.
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Default Re: A Request from the Godly fathers out there - 12-15-2008, 09:55 PM

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Do any of you have a good Christian daughter who I can marry? I promise to pay her full bride price as demanded in the Bible. All I ask is that she be a virgin, and I will require tokens of her virginity on the wedding night.

If you have any questions about me, please feel free to ask.
We have a 45 page questionnaire you have to fill out so we can be sure you are prepared to be a suitable Baptist husband. Tax returns going back to 1918, cash on hand, a test of Biblical knowledge, and a tithe to start the process...generally 20% of your gross family wealth in cash, real property and negotiables (gold bullion, certified diamonds over 5 karat weight, etc.) This portion of the commitment is non-refundable.

In exchange for this service to the prospective father, we sometimes pay the bride price as a wedding present, fully refundable (to us) if she turns out to be a whore.


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Default Re: A Request from the Godly fathers out there - 01-13-2009, 03:50 AM

I have an extra daughter of questionable beauty but unquestionable faith who will no doubt be looking for a devout husband in a couple years time. Right now she is 7, which I personally consider too young (sorry!). Please e-mail me if interested.
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Default Re: A Request from the Godly fathers out there - 01-13-2009, 04:11 AM

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I have an extra daughter of questionable beauty but unquestionable faith who will no doubt be looking for a devout husband in a couple years time. Right now she is 7, which I personally consider too young (sorry!). Please e-mail me if interested.
I'm sorry. Women who were not raised in the Church are not acceptable as potential wives and we are not MOOhammedans! We don't take kindly to people offering up pre-teen girls. I have now seen three posts from you and have replied to all of them, but I now suspect you are a troll and so I am going to quarantine you forever. We don't need muckrakers in JESUS' presence.


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Default Re: A Request from the Godly fathers out there - 03-23-2009, 03:35 AM

Sorry to all the single ladies out there, but I am off the market. I have met a wonderful Russian girl who I will move to America and have converted to True Christianity as soon as I have enough money.
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Default Re: A Request from the Godly fathers out there - 03-23-2009, 05:26 AM

Yes, sorry Mrs., but are all the mine now! Expensive, when you are emitting me the money to come America? You remain yourself to promise but never she arrives…
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