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Default Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 11-29-2016, 06:06 PM

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Wow what a piffleing racist cook you are mate,
That makes no sense at all. Cooks are women (men being chefs).

Are you high?

It's no surprise that an atheist cannot keep gender straight (lol) in their heads, what with all the gender benders out there.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 11-30-2016, 03:33 AM

White or not they are still Gods people
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Default Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 11-30-2016, 03:37 AM

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White or not they are still Gods people
Yes. Created specifically to live in servitude.
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Default Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 11-30-2016, 04:25 AM

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White or not they are still Gods people

In Genesis 9:25, the Word of God: And he said, Cursed be Canaan, A servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. Thus we see that the Lord delivered the dark skinned peoples to their betters, who are God's people, that we may watch over them and keep them gainfully employed. This is what has become known as the White man's burden. It is a difficult task to care for our lessers, but it is God's word that we undertake this responsibility.


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Default Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 12-07-2016, 03:48 PM

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Wow what a piffleing racist cook you are mate,
Now just you hold on one cotton-picking minute! The only cooks in our employ are Negroes, and as any SJW liberal cuck will tell you, it is impossible for Negroes to be racist.


Surely you're not saying the liberals are wrong about something?


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Default Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 12-07-2016, 04:58 PM

This is a good a place as any to ask why so many in the black community worship Jesus Christ. I would understand it if they truly desired Salvation®, but then they turn around and disobey the Bible by balking at the notion of serving their betters.


As our brother Alvin Moss has shown, Genesis 9:25 specifically mandates God's Holy Plan for negro peoples. And Colossians makes it equally clear that God's Plan continues uninterrupted for followers of the New Testament.


Colossians 3:22
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God


Anyone who takes issue with this is in direct disobedience to God, as we see in this verse, also from the New Testament.


James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


Negros, you can't just treat the Bible like pulled pork and stuff the tasty, tender bits into your mouth. You have to accept the bitter parts as well. Think of those like collard greens. (Which I have eaten, and they're awful.)


2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness


So, to Black Bible "Believers" everywhere I pose the question:


What, really, is the point of your faith? You may think that you are avoiding hell, but you are really just avoiding an uncomfortable Truth™.


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Default Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 12-08-2016, 09:42 AM

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I was sitting in a park in cologne today and was reading the holy Bible.
Then a negro came over and asked me something weird. I did not understand but felt the urge to slap him. I wonder if God made white people so they want to slap negros and "give them orders"?

i would bend you over and stick my foot in your ass up to my knee.

You're a punk ass racist.
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i would bend you over and stick my foot in your ass up to my knee.

You're a punk ass racist.
Boy, you'd best retract that statement and apologize while you still can.


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Default Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 12-11-2016, 05:11 AM

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i would bend you over and stick my foot in your ass up to my knee.

You're a punk ass racist.
SITD,

You sounds like a man who cares very deeply about justice. To the point of violence. While I can't appreciate the disrespect that you're showing Mr. Templeton, the True Christian movement is in desperate need of young men such as yourself.

Have you considered reading the Bible?
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Default Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 12-13-2016, 07:39 PM

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i would bend you over and stick my foot in your ass up to my knee.

You're a punk ass racist.
You sound like being a racist is something bad. Why?


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Jesus Re: Today I felt the urge to slap a negro. Is it a normal feeling? - 12-13-2016, 10:32 PM

My small town is riddled with dirty negroes and Hispanics. While you may feel the urge to slap them, I advise that you don't. You may catch their filthy dieseases like Ebola. I like to homeschool my children so that these unnatural hoodlums don't influence them. It is totally normal to feel this way, but if you do end up doing it, I suggest using a stick or a pole so that you don't make any direct contact. I just wish that they would go back to Nigeria and leave us alone.
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