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Default Nordic Cultists Predict End of The World Next Month - 02-07-2014, 05:00 AM

THIS is just the kind of thing that Jesus talked about in 1 John 4:1. A cult of demon worshipers over in Sweden are claiming that their false gods will destroy the earth one month from today.

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Ragnarok: One Month Left Before Viking Apocalypse Ends Life on Earth

There is just one month left before the Viking apocalypse is upon us, at which point the nine worlds of the cosmos will be destroyed in a cataclysmic event.

Ragnarok, or the end of the world, will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks out of his prison. A chain reaction will then take place, with the Midgard snake Jormungand rising from the sea and a wolf devouring the sun.

These events will accumulate in a huge battle, where the Gods, mankind and all races from the nine worlds will fight.

According to the Jorvic Viking Festival, which takes place in York every February, these events were prophesied by Odin, who had hung himself from Yggdrasill, the world tree, for nine days so he could die and be re-born with wisdom and foresight.



"The wisdom acquired by Odin allowed him to see the events of Ragnarok enabling him to plan for the end of the world, including rounding up all the Vikings heroes who died in battle to Valhalla, his great hall where they would feast and wait for the end of the world and the battle to end all battles," festival organisers explain.

When the world ends, the Sun's beams will turn to black and the weather will become treacherous: "Brothers will fight and kill each other, sisters' children will defile kinship. It is harsh in the world, whoredom rife - an axe age, a sword age - shields are riven - a wind age, a wolf age - before the world goes headlong. No man will have mercy on another," a prophetic poem says.

Normally, the Viking festival of Jolablot takes place every 22 February to mark the end of winter. However, this year it also coincides with Ragnarok. But will the world really end one month from today?

"No one can say for certain – we have only interpreted the myths as best we can. What we do know for certain is that the Vikings loved to feast and wouldn't want to miss an event like this!"

Some have even suggested Ragnarok has already happened, with prophecies being fulfilled in recent world events. In Norse mythology, it says: "Boundaries that exist shall crumble." Some have interpreted this as the global rise of social media and the apparent non-existence of internet security.

The Migard Serpent has also been linked to two giant oarfish that were washed up on a shore in California a few months ago.

The Jorvik Viking Festival is expected to attract around 40,000 people to York, with the celebrations running from 15 February.

Danielle Daglan director of the festival, said: "Ragnarok is the ultimate landmark in Viking mythology, when the gods fall and die, so this really is an event that should not be underestimated."

Isn't that the most ridiculous claptrap you've ever heard? Honestly, how stupid do you have to be to swallow lies like this? I don't know about you, but I'm putting my faith in something believable like talking snakes, a tower that was build high into the clouds, Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt, a global flood that wiped out all life, a river turning into blood, burning ice falling from the skies, a pillar of fire appearing out of nowhere to stop the Egyptians, Moses parting the Red Sea, a river bursting out of a rock, God flying around in a cloud ship and zapping the Isrealites with fire beams, talking donkeys, a sound of trumpets crumbling the walls fo Jericho, the day and night cycle stopping at Joshua's command, Samson's super human strength and his 1 vs 1000 victory over armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, Saul speaking with Samuels ghost, Solomon's 1000 mates, God & Isrealite killing a 1 million strong cushite army, Jesus walking on water, Jesus raising the dead, Jesus turning water to wine, Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, the earth quaking when Jesus died and zombies walking the streets and Jesus rising from the dead and flying to Heaven.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Nordic Cultists Predict End of The World Next Month - 02-07-2014, 07:28 AM

That's about what you'd expect from God-denying redheads with rape fetishes and a culture lacking any music to praise Jesus. What was that bit about the wolves? Are we all supposed to go and live with wolves somewhere? Do they bite?

I don't know what it is with the pagans. Once they've rejected Jesus——which in the case of Vikings included not letting anyone in even to bring The Gospel for a millennium or something and then burning churches so I suppose some of them must have got converted somehow even if it was to Lutheranism——they can't just get on with living and raping foreigners and getting drunk on toadstool nectar or whatever it is that makes them produce such a dreadful racket. Thay have to make up idiotic adventures inside the earth where it's freezing cold (it isn't, it's molten lava as anyone who's seen a volcano knows such as in Iceland which I might add they even colonised).

Do they have idols such as the Islams obsess over? Like, do they trepan all their babies at birth or something? Mohammed flew around on a horse in the sky which, if I recall, requires some "god" to interbreed in this case taking on the form of a horse for the necessary interspecies erotica and it is just too revolting to think about Rev'd Flint can you imagine the smell and horse's hair is quite bristly isn't it. And I'm starting to feel sick now. And eventually out comes a horse with wings? No. I'm not buying it. And then it flew him to heaven? After all that?

The God I love would just shoot him as soon as he took off.
flying horses this way

They pinch stuff from The Bible and are so debauched they can't even get their story ˝ right. Or Ľ right. Well, not right at all really it's a non-sensical garbled version of something else they've never read. And it shows. I bet they DO trepan their babies you know, it's the only explanation, lobotomised in the soft spot and they'll believe anything. At least toadstool nectar wears off after a day or two, I've heard. But whatever this mob are on, it's permanent.

No wonder God closed down their North American colonies.
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Default Re: Nordic Cultists Predict End of The World Next Month - 02-07-2014, 07:09 PM

There must be ten thousand heathen religions worshipping false gods on this Earth. We already know that we are living in the End Times, so if every one of these cults takes a turn at predicting some day of their own for the world to end, sometime in the next thirty years or so, it is inevitable that one of them will predict the right day.

Will that mean that they had some special insight? I think not. Even when the odds are ten thousand to one, someone gets lucky sooner or later. That last being an example, not an invitation to gamble, which is sinful and found along the road to Hell.

There are to be signs and we have seen them, but the Lord Jesus said that no man, not even Himself, knew the hour of His return. Only God knows when the last day will be.


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Default Re: Nordic Cultists Predict End of The World Next Month - 02-07-2014, 07:43 PM

Well watch out for all the teenaged girls on tumblr. They love Loki, and therefore anything about Loki:


This man will singlehandedly send more would-be virgins to hell for the sin of self-rape by a fantasy horned-god-man.


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