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Kittens -
09-02-2012, 07:31 PM
Hi Godly folk,
My cats just keep on multiplying on this diet of purple drank and Popeyes leftovers!
I can't keep track of them all, meanwhile the chinks at the local Korean restaurant be eyeballin my precious little ones when they come through with they takeout.
Do anyone want to make a home for these little bundles of joy, before I do the merciful thing with my bucket of water?
YIC,
LQ
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Re: Kittens -
09-02-2012, 07:33 PM
They remind me of Babylonian babies. Have you tried dashing them against the stones? I'm sure not a one of them is saved.
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Psalm 137:9
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9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Kittens -
09-02-2012, 07:41 PM
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They remind me of Babylonian babies. Have you tried dashing them against the stones? I'm sure not a one of them is saved.
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It is either I gives them away, or its the plunge....
I don't mean to speak outta rank, but I think in the scripture you quoting it is about Philistine human babies that God finds joy in massacrin.
Proverbs 12:10
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Re: Kittens -
09-02-2012, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by LaQrundrellia
It is either I gives them away, or its the plunge....
I don't mean to speak outta rank, but I think in the scripture you quoting it is about Philistine human babies that God finds joy in massacrin.
Proverbs 12:10
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Amen, however I don't think God would mind any sort of unbelieving infant being dashed against stones. None of your cats have souls or anything, so I don't see how it matters. All heathens are the same to me, friend.
2 Chronicles 15:13 tells us everything we need to know about children who haven't yet accepted Christ as their savior. Cats have no souls at all, so I'm sure they aren't saved. There is nothing there to save!
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2 Chronicles 15:13
King James Version (KJV)
13 That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
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The Philistines were later assimilated in Babylon, which proves they were whores. Most cats are whores as well.
As long as you dominate the cats, I think the Lord will be fine with your actions.
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Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
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Re: Kittens -
09-02-2012, 07:46 PM
I think Brother Free Market Fred wants some more 'guard cats' for his fur coat factory in Thailand.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Kittens -
09-02-2012, 08:25 PM
I's hope yalls don't see my sentimental attachment to them as un-Christian, but I afraid of what the zippaheads is gonna do to them if they get they yellow hands on em...
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Re: Kittens -
09-02-2012, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by LaQrundrellia
I's hope yalls don't see my sentimental attachment to them as un-Christian, but I afraid of what the zippaheads is gonna do to them if they get they yellow hands on em...
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If we could just get the gooks to stop sodomizing the cats before they eat them, I don't see what the problem is. Cats are worthless unsaved scum, just like Gooks and furniture. Not a one of them believes in Christ's temporary sacrifice, or has fulfilled the conditions necessary to receive His Unconditional Love. If cats had souls, they would burn in Hell with the Portuguese and the Italians. Their little pea sized brains can't read the gospel! There are going to be lots of sofas and gookistanis in Hell!
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Re: Kittens -
09-06-2012, 11:10 AM
Amen to that, I've never once seen a cat at church worshipping our Lord. Too busy with their frivolous pursuits like trying to catch birds and playing with balls of string, someone needs to remind them of the sacrifice Jesus made for everyone.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Kittens -
09-06-2012, 11:12 AM
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Amen to that, I've never once seen a cat at church worshipping our Lord.
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Duh! It's a cat. All cats are good for is target practice.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Kittens -
09-06-2012, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Duh! It's a cat. All cats are good for is target practice.
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Queers like them because they are a notch above throw pillows, as they will place themselves. I dislike them because they are all gay. I would love to hear how gays justify their enablement of cats on Judgment Day! Run over a cat for heterosexual marriage!
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Re: Kittens -
09-06-2012, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by LaQrundrellia
Hi Godly folk,
My cats just keep on multiplying on this diet of purple drank and Popeyes leftovers!
Do anyone want to make a home for these little bundles of joy, before I do the merciful thing with my bucket of water?
YIC,
LQ
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I always have a use for cats. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11665
At the moment I have access to an autistic child and wish to beat the demons out of him and into some cats. I did try hogs (i.e. Gaderene Swine) but they turned out to be quite nasty tempered anyway and one or two bit him, so we couldn't tell if they already had demons.
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