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Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
07-14-2010, 11:57 PM
I thought Ezekiel Bathfire's excellent contribution to geography was well-researched and educational to many Americans. Most of us don't know what goes on in the rest of the world, and frankly, none of us really care. I really admire Brother Bathfire's map, but unfortunately it is pretty general and looks at the world at large so it is a bit short on the details in smaller places.
I thought I would help by offering this submission: A detailed, precise, and accurate map of Europe. If you're wondering where dago papists come from or what parts of the world sexually deviant communists live, look no further!
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
07-15-2010, 04:04 PM
Is it any wonder that our forefathers set sail from this cesspit of evil and corruption? It is a veritable Babel of language, a home of millimeters and liters designed to cheat Americans, everyone of them wanting a Green Card and all centering around the Vatican.
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
07-15-2010, 08:29 PM
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I thought Ezekiel Bathfire's excellent contribution to geography was well-researched and educational to many Americans. Most of us don't know what goes on in the rest of the world, and frankly, none of us really care. I really admire Brother Bathfire's map, but unfortunately it is pretty general and looks at the world at large so it is a bit short on the details in smaller places.
I thought I would help by offering this submission: A detailed, precise, and accurate map of Europe. If you're wondering where dago papists come from or what parts of the world sexually deviant communists live, look no further!
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Thank you, I was about to buy a map for my little cousin. She was asking for a map of Europe, but now I can show her this. This saves me some $$$ and we all know how much God loves capitalism.
God must want me to save $$$, praise the sweet name of Jesus Christ and be blessed Rev. Jim Osborne.
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07-21-2010, 10:48 PM
While this is a fantastic map Rev. Jim, I have just a couple of questions.
1. I thought God approved of Germany, I've seen plenty of threads and signatures saying so.
2. I live in the UK, and while most of the people there are God-hating Muslims, Atheists, or Anglicans, there are some True Christians, as I live near a community of them. But if you were meaning the general population, fair enough.
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07-21-2010, 11:08 PM
Rev. Jim, you've out-done yourself. Landover's specialists in pedagogy and God will certainly be including you map in the lesson plans they develop for True Christian™ homeschoolers.
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07-22-2010, 12:09 AM
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While this is a fantastic map Rev. Jim, I have just a couple of questions.
1. I thought God approved of Germany, I've seen plenty of threads and signatures saying so.
2. I live in the UK, and while most of the people there are God-hating Muslims, Atheists, or Anglicans, there are some True Christians, as I live near a community of them. But if you were meaning the general population, fair enough.
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Regarding #1, I'm not sure if we really hate nazis. We do like their patriotism you know.
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07-23-2010, 07:28 PM
Brilliant and informative, I think I'll stand outside my local travel agency distributing them to couples deciding where to go on holiday. I wouldn't want any newly-wed lovebirds to get themselves into a pickle with the eurotrash. With this map they can find out where they are in Europe by looking at the various people walking past... e.g. Nazi uniforms = Germany, Ginger savages with axes = Denmark... other maps don't give you such detailed information.
I am going to be printing these out by the dozen, thanks Rev.Jim!
Does anyone have any idea where Belgium is? Is it meant to be on the map? Does it even exist?
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07-31-2010, 06:13 PM
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Does anyone have any idea where Belgium is? Is it meant to be on the map? Does it even exist?
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http://mapsof.net/uploads/static-map..._of_europe.gif
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
07-31-2010, 06:45 PM
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Brilliant and informative, I think I'll stand outside my local travel agency distributing them to couples deciding where to go on holiday. I wouldn't want any newly-wed lovebirds to get themselves into a pickle with the eurotrash. With this map they can find out where they are in Europe by looking at the various people walking past... e.g. Nazi uniforms = Germany, Ginger savages with axes = Denmark...
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I'm not so sure on that one. Have you ever been to Glasgow?
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
07-31-2010, 06:48 PM
I cannot believe the ignorance and downright arrogance from a supposed man of God.
This so-called map of Europe is nothing but ignorant and xenophobic claptrap.
PLEASE get yourself an education!!!
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
07-31-2010, 07:32 PM
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This so-called map of Europe is nothing but ignorant and xenophobic claptrap.
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Here. Modified just for you and your attitude:
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08-01-2010, 01:09 PM
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I'm british and I'm not a "fag". The map made me laugh though.
Also- yes, Belgium does exist, it's near Germany and is separated into two sections, Wallonia and Flanders. The capital city is Brussels and it's lovely!
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
08-01-2010, 01:17 PM
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I'm british and I'm not a "fag". The map made me laugh though.
Also- yes, Belgium does exist, it's near Germany and is separated into two sections, Wallonia and Flanders. The capital city is Brussels and it's lovely!
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Citation needed.
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
08-01-2010, 02:19 PM
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Citation needed.
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Try Wikipedia. Or an Atlas
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
08-01-2010, 02:47 PM
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Try Wikipedia.
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Anyone can edit that, so there's nothing to stop a non-existent Belgian writing an untrue article to make it seem like he exists.
No thanks, not until you can find me a good Christian one that doesn't push the spherical Earth dogma.
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
08-01-2010, 03:07 PM
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Anyone can edit that, so there's nothing to stop a non-existent Belgian writing an untrue article to make it seem like he exists.
No thanks, not until you can find me a good Christian one that doesn't push the spherical Earth dogma.
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Well, since I doubt the KJV has anything about Belgium's capital city I'm not sure how I can back it up in a way that would be satisfactory to you. I've been, but I think it's already been shown on this forum that you don't believe me haha
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
08-01-2010, 05:32 PM
Perhaps the Internets will disabuse you of your delusional beliefs. http://zapatopi.net/belgium/
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
08-01-2010, 08:07 PM
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Well, since I doubt the KJV has anything about Belgium's capital city I'm not sure how I can back it up in a way that would be satisfactory to you. I've been, but I think it's already been shown on this forum that you don't believe me haha
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We have a Belgian who posts here sometimes; ask him, and he'll be sure to testify to the fact that Belgium quite simply does not exist. Is that good enough for you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
08-01-2010, 08:16 PM
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We have a Belgian who posts here sometimes; ask him, and he'll be sure to testify to the fact that Belgium quite simply does not exist. Is that good enough for you?
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How is he Belgian if Belgium doesn't exist, and how does that explain the fact that I have been to Belgium?
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Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE -
08-01-2010, 08:18 PM
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We have a Belgian who posts here sometimes; ask him, and he'll be sure to testify to the fact that Belgium quite simply does not exist. Is that good enough for you?
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Hi Brother, Jesus just called my attention to this thread. Of course it doesn't exist. People are just being incredibly gullible. Some even claim they have "seen" it, a bit like Allah's sign on a badly burnt toast.
Does my head in, it does.
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