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Thumbs down "Pastor" Ted Faggot has a new playmate! - 12-11-2006, 11:42 PM

And Jesus is not amused.

It appears from this:

Somewhat liberal-biased news source

that Paul Barnes, founding pastor of the 2,100-member Grace Chapel in Englewood, Colorado, has resigned after having made the lifestyle choice to become a disgusting sodomite. He — or, more accurately, the demon of homerism that has taken hold of him — has made the following statement:

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"I have struggled with homosexuality since I was a 5-year-old boy," Barnes, 54, said in the videotaped message. "... I can't tell you the number of nights I have cried myself to sleep, begging God to take this away."
Since he was five? We know that homosexuals like to say that, but does anyone expect us True Christians™ to fall for it? The Bible says that poofterism is God's punishment for idolatry.


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Default Re: "Pastor" Ted Faggot has a new playmate! - 12-12-2006, 12:39 AM

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"I have struggled with homosexuality since I was a 5-year-old boy," Barnes, 54, said in the videotaped message. "... I can't tell you the number of nights I have cried myself to sleep, begging God to take this away."
I don't buy the 5 year old thing either; he's just playing the sympathy card. I mean 5 year olds play with guns and coloring books. They don't sit around wondering what it feels like to have a man's penis in their butt. The guy's a liar.

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Default Re: "Pastor" Ted Faggot has a new playmate! - 12-12-2006, 02:55 AM

Jist what's goin on in those Evangelical churches lately? First Ted Haggart and now Paul Barnes, founder of Grace Chapel!! Is JESUS doin some HOUSE CLEANIN'? Who's next?

Well the LORD is surely working to CLEANSE HIS CHURCH today and I jist THANK THE LORD that I'm a part of LBC which is the only TRUE CHRISTIAN Church on the planet. I know we don't have to worry 'bout any closet homersexual Pastors here at Landover, right?

Now, as for the 5 year old stuff that is jist GARBAGE! No 5 year old boy sits around thinkin 'bout himself bein' homersexual and wonderin' how he's goin to fight it and hide it from the world.

The Lord warned us to be careful of false teachers in the LAST DAYS. I guess all those FALSE TEACHERS are now being EXPOSED.

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Jist what's goin on in those Evangelical churches lately? First Ted Haggart and now Paul Barnes, founder of Grace Chapel!! Is JESUS doin some HOUSE CLEANIN'? Who's next?

Well the LORD is surely working to CLEANSE HIS CHURCH today and I jist THANK THE LORD that I'm a part of LBC which is the only TRUE CHRISTIAN Church on the planet. I know we don't have to worry 'bout any closet homersexual Pastors here at Landover, right?

Now, as for the 5 year old stuff that is jist GARBAGE! No 5 year old boy sits around thinkin 'bout himself bein' homersexual and wonderin' how he's goin to fight it and hide it from the world.

The Lord warned us to be careful of false teachers in the LAST DAYS. I guess all those FALSE TEACHERS are now being EXPOSED.

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2 Peter 2:1
But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

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Jist what's goin on in those Evangelical churches lately? First Ted Haggart and now Paul Barnes, founder of Grace Chapel!! Is JESUS doin some HOUSE CLEANIN'? Who's next?
What's going on in those Evangelical churches is Evangelicalism, which is a corruption of the true faith that Mother/Father God has given to each of us through our inner light. Jesus told us first and foremost to love, but I don't see much love, or not casting the first stone, in those legalistic, Pharisee churches.
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What's going on in those Evangelical churches is Evangelicalism, which is a corruption of the true faith that Mother/Father God has given to each of us through our inner light. Jesus told us first and foremost to love, but I don't see much love, or not casting the first stone, in those legalistic, Pharisee churches.
I'll bet your children are embarrassed to be seen with you. I know I'm enbarrassed just having you on these Godly boards.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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What's going on in those Evangelical churches is Evangelicalism, which is a corruption of the true faith that Mother/Father God has given to each of us through our inner light. Jesus told us first and foremost to love, but I don't see much love, or not casting the first stone, in those legalistic, Pharisee churches.
I'm embarrassed that this GIRLIE "man" is also on these TRUE CHRISTIAN boards Pastor Zeke. But, I guess such SINNERS have to hear the WORD from somewhere. Amen?

LIE-beral girlie man what is goin on in those evangelical churches is the LORD moving to EXPOSE the FALSE PROPHETS!! The LORD JESUS is CLEANING HOUSE my friend and EXPOSING the HOMERSEXUALS all over! The SPIRIT of the LORD is movin'!! Praise God Almighty!!

God is NOT a "mother" either girlie man! God is a HE!! "Inner light"? GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY you're one of those NEW AGEY HEATHENS aren't ya? REPENT!! SINNER!! I bet ya want gay marriage and ya think God loves all people no matter what. READ THE WORD friend! READ THE WORD!!


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