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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
10-09-2012, 08:19 AM
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The bible isn't written in Baptist format. It's wrote in God's format. Sorry to burst your bubble, but MY Jesus is all forgiving and accepts ALL Christians...
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You really should stop telling Jesus what to do.
Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."
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10-09-2012, 08:21 AM
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Bearing false witness is a sin.
What's this rape you are on about?
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"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
10-09-2012, 08:24 AM
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"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.
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Are you denying the right to forgiveness of sins? Who is this straw man you have denounced?
Please don't tell me you are considering Aaron's impregnation of his bride as rape!
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10-09-2012, 08:24 AM
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"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.
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Please provide a link to where a True Christian™ said that.
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10-09-2012, 08:26 AM
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You are NOT a True Christian™...you are a babbling, drooling pentacostal fool, falling on the floor and cackling like some kind of retard aborigine.
The burning sensation you felt was probably the flames of Hell, anticipating yet another delusional pentacostal. Give up that charlatan nonsense before Jesus drops a piano on your head!
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You have no right to judge me, and for your information it didn't burn it felt like a warm sensation that was comforting..
And the language of tongues is the language of the holy spirit exerting his presence through you. Wow you guys are stupid..
John 8:7
Good luck to you in the world and the afterlife..
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10-09-2012, 08:28 AM
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"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.
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This ex-baptist had obviously never read the Bible, because there's more to it than that.
You have to marry her and pay her father fifty shekels (if you get caught). See Deuteronomy 22:28-29.
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10-09-2012, 08:29 AM
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You have no right to judge me, and for your information it didn't burn it felt like a warm sensation that was comforting..
And the language of tongues is the language of the holy spirit exerting his presence through you. Wow you guys are stupid..
John 8:7
Good luck to you in the world and the afterlife..
I know I'm a true Christian and if you say otherwise you're going to be judged by God.
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I'm PENTECOSTAL I've been baptized and I fell to the floor and felt elated, a burning and tingling sensation all at once and i felt my mouth speaking words I did not understand but I knew they felt holy to me. If I'm making this up, so are the other thousands and thousands of Pentecostal Christians.
Oh I just read a joke about Baptists
If we don't agree with everything you say, We automatically go to hell.
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Try to keep your lies straight, heathen.
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10-09-2012, 08:30 AM
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You have no right to judge me, and for your information it didn't burn it felt like a warm sensation that was comforting..
And the language of tongues is the language of the holy spirit exerting his presence through you. Wow you guys are stupid..
John 8:7
Good luck to you in the world and the afterlife..
I know I'm a true Christian and if you say otherwise you're going to be judged by God.
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Is it a witch? It seems to be cursing us. It thinks it is a prophet, perhaps. We are disagreeing with its made up internal god that it thinks makes it roll around on the floor and jibber like a monkey. It thinks the real actual not made up God of the Bible will smite us in the name of its made up monkey jabber god.
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10-09-2012, 08:31 AM
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...And the language of tongues is the language of the holy spirit exerting his presence through you...
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Maybe you should read this thread: Pentecostals: Demon possessed gibberish speakers for Satan. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=79413
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
10-09-2012, 08:31 AM
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You really should stop telling Jesus what to do.
Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."
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Why are you even posting? You're atheist.. and furthermore I'm not telling Jesus what to do, I'm saying
"MY Jesus" in the sense that the Baptist Jesus clearly isn't the Universal Jesus who is all forgiving and doesn't strike a man down for not believing in him, but rather give him a second chance.
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10-09-2012, 08:34 AM
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Why are you even posting? You're atheist.. and furthermore I'm not telling Jesus what to do, I'm saying
"MY Jesus" in the sense that the Baptist Jesus clearly isn't the Universal Jesus who is all forgiving and doesn't strike a man down for not believing in him, but rather give him a second chance.
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So if a man doesn't believe in Him... And he dies... Then what? Post mortem forgiveness?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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10-09-2012, 08:36 AM
Good luck to you all, your judgement is your own downfall.
Witchcraft? Nah, I don't dabble in it. I read the bible, go to church, and don't try to judge other people.
Bye and may God have mercy on your souls.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
10-09-2012, 08:39 AM
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Good luck to you all, your judgement is your own downfall.
Witchcraft? Nah, I don't dabble in it. I read the bible, go to church, and don't try to judge other people.
Bye and may God have mercy on your souls.
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Goodbye. I'm sorry that you are just now realizing that you aren't following the Bible. I hope you will read it cover-to-cover before Jesus decides to strike you down and send you to Hell.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
10-09-2012, 08:39 AM
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Good luck to you all, your judgement is your own downfall.
Witchcraft? Nah, I don't dabble in it. I read the bible, go to church, and don't try to judge other people.
Bye and may God have mercy on your souls.
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Good luck getting a result out of your God you made up in your head that matches what you feel is right deep inside. Good luck reconciling all the bits that don't agree with you that are in the Bible.
We are all descended from the same eight people who survived the Flood. Bear that in mind.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
10-09-2012, 08:41 AM
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Why are you even posting? You're atheist...
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I've read the Bible (more than you, obviously). There's nothing in there prohibiting me from telling people what it really says, instead of the lies they've heard their whole lives from preachers who just want you to open your heart wallet about this all-loving, all-forgiving Jesus who just everyone's bestest buddy ever. There's more to the Bible than John 3:16.
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... and furthermore I'm not telling Jesus what to do, I'm saying
"MY Jesus" in the sense that the Baptist Jesus clearly isn't the Universal Jesus who is all forgiving and doesn't strike a man down for not believing in him, but rather give him a second chance.
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*cough* Luke 19:27 *cough*
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
10-09-2012, 09:30 PM
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So men know what god thinks and say?
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Sure. By reading the Bible. It's not that difficult.
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You do not know that gods word in the bible is really gods word. What makes the bible true and not the Torah or the Quran and many other religious books.
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The Torah is the first five books of the Bible.
God is all-powerful and all-knowing.
Therefore, He knows exactly what the Bible says and can change every copy in the world in an instant.
It says what it says.
Therefore, it must say what He wants it to say.
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I don't understand. You claim to be True Christians, but judge others so harshly? It's not your place to judge others, you can't claim whether someone is going to hell or not..
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We aren't "claiming" anything. We are explaining what the Bible says; all nonbelievers and all sinners will be resurrected from unknowing death (Ecclesiastes 9:5) into immortal bodies and then burned alive for eternity in God's Lake of Fire (Revelation 20 - 22).
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Are you KIDDING me? If you're born Muslim and decide to be Christian you can, if you're born buddhist and decide to be Christian you can, just so long as you accept Jesus into your heart.
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. . . then you would no longer be a Muslim or a Buddhist. You'd be a Christian.
Nobody is "born Muslim" or "born Buddhist". Religions aren't races; they are choices.
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You have to marry her and pay her father fifty shekels (if you get caught). See Deuteronomy 22:28-29.
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Shekels of silver. A shekel is a measurement, as of mass, not a coin.
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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10-09-2012, 09:49 PM
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Why are you even posting? You're atheist.. and furthermore I'm not telling Jesus what to do, I'm saying
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Friend,
We tolerate that poster in the hopes he will accept Christ's love. Maybe you want to explain to him why his reading of Scripture is wrong on the hopes of helping him reaching Salvation?
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"MY Jesus" in the sense that the Baptist Jesus clearly isn't the Universal Jesus who is all forgiving and doesn't strike a man down for not believing in him, but rather give him a second chance.
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We don't accept "Baptist Jesus" or "Pentecostal Jesus" or "Catholic Jesus" here. We only deal with Jesus in The Bible
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
10-16-2012, 09:49 AM
Every last one of you sicken me. Listen to this man telling everyone that his daughter is A virgin and trying to sell her. First of all if you have money issues dont resort to selling your daughter to A christian home (at 13). Be A man get your work boots and gloves on and prepare to make YOUR childs way through YOUR blood sweat and tears. I would defy God and destroy all those in my way just so my child could have more than I have been dealt in life. Times are getting hard believe me I know but thats no reason to sell the one person you can call your biological daughter to some old guy who she'll never be able to call father. And Gos only knows what he will do to her. Even in the brightest of light you can find the darkest of evils.
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10-16-2012, 11:12 AM
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no reason to sell the one person you can call your biological daughter to some old guy who she'll never be able to call father.
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Her new owner would be her Husband of course.
As regards your other points perhaps you could post some Scripture to support what you've written? The Bible I read is altogether clear on these matters and your comments seem quite different.
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10-16-2012, 11:15 AM
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And Gos only knows what he will do to her.
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Now see here young man. No one is suggesting she be sold to just anyone.
I dare say the father and Pastor will have selected a good Christian man of experience and discretion no doubt with many years and a good business behind him.
Our very own Captain Portway has recently married Naomi and although the age gap is significant he is reasonable happy with her.
What is your problem?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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