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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 07:38 PM
YES, i wouldnt of posted it if i didnt. What do you believe in? I hope not the bible......
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04-17-2009, 07:39 PM
What country are you from? No REAL American would write 'wouldn't of' unless they were younger than twelve.
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 07:43 PM
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I noticed that you did not introduce yourself in the introduction forum. That lacks "commonsense". Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the "noobs" thread. Post an introduction on the introduction forum. Be polite.
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04-17-2009, 07:43 PM
I am from America the land of the free, freedom of speech and the right to worship who and what i want, that's true America. I see that you have not been educated very well Nobar King.
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04-17-2009, 07:45 PM
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The advertisements are targeted to the browsers so they say more about your past viewing history than the topics of this forum. May I suggest you remember Jesus is standing next to you as you brows the Internets when you click on the link to "TV singles".
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04-17-2009, 07:46 PM
Google knows more about us than jesus. Biblebanger you are right, I must be looking at the wrong deity.
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04-17-2009, 07:49 PM
commonsense you are right, Google DOES know more than Jesus and God Combined.
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04-17-2009, 07:49 PM
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I noticed that you did not introduce yourself in the introduction forum. That lacks "commonsense". Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the "noobs" thread. Post an introduction on the introduction forum. Be polite.
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I apologize. I was not informed that that is the procedure. The email I got only states insecurities about arguing or something, nothing about where to introduce myself, what forum, or even a link. So, I apologize for not already knowing what to do.
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 07:54 PM
Commonsense I would have to agree with you again!, i didnt read anything about introducing yourself as well maybe Brother Lazarus has a crush on us and wants to get to know us better... could be creepy or pleasurable... or maybe both I might have to investigate
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04-17-2009, 07:56 PM
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The advertisements are targeted to the browsers so they say more about your past viewing history than the topics of this forum. May I suggest you remember Jesus is standing next to you as you brows the Internets when you click on the link to "TV singles".
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wrong.
It says about my IP's past browsing history. You see, when a computer is born on the interwebs, the almighty IANA gives you a name in the form of a 32-bit number. If other people use that same number, for instance, in a holy network address translation, then their browsing history might seem to reflect mine. But, do not be fooled by veil of network address translation.
ignorant troll....
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 07:58 PM
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Commonsense I would have to agree with you again!, i didnt read anything about introducing yourself as well maybe Brother Lazarus has a crush on us and wants to get to know us better... could be creepy or pleasurable... or maybe both I might have to investigate
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How is that creepy friend. We are just follow the Apostle Peter's recommendation to Christians to give fellowship.
Philemon 1:20 Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord. So while we welcome you both to out little Christian forum we ask you to start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us a little bit about yourselves so we can tell you what you are doing wrong.
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 08:01 PM
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wrong.
It says about my IP's past browsing history. You see, when a computer is born on the interwebs, the almighty IANA gives you a name in the form of a 32-bit number. If other people use that same number, for instance, in a holy network address translation, then their browsing history might seem to reflect mine. But, do not be fooled by veil of network address translation.
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A little bit defensive about the suggestion of you viewing transvestites on the internet friend?
But you are right, your IP's past viewing history.
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04-17-2009, 08:08 PM
Sarah Palin SUCKS, She is a Joke I believe she is the DEVILS CHILD
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 08:10 PM
Only as defensive as the attacks I received for a simple observation.
By the way, Billy, as the security bishop for this site, how could you allow such evil as a DoS attack? You should invest in a Holywater Wall - I think Cisco makes some good ones....
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 08:12 PM
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You are a guest here. Please show appreciation to your hosts by doing what we have asked and post in the introduction forum. Be sure to be polite.
Many people have made the mistake you have made and began posting before reviewing the rules. Sometimes those mistakes are forgiven.
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04-17-2009, 08:13 PM
edit - ^Bobby (not Billy)
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04-17-2009, 09:12 PM
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You are a guest here. Please show appreciation to your hosts by doing what we have asked and post in the introduction forum. Be sure to be polite.
Many people have made the mistake you have made and began posting before reviewing the rules. Sometimes those mistakes are forgiven.
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I am as lost as a muslim seeking salvation.
I found the introduction forum, but what do I post in there?
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 09:22 PM
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I am sorry you misinterpreted my comments as an attack. I am merely trying to help you escape damnation due to a lack of self control in your Internets browsing.
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By the way, Billy, as the security bishop for this site, how could you allow such evil as a DoS attack? You should invest in a Holywater Wall - I think Cisco makes some good ones....
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I am not the IT security officer. I am on the Pastoral Security detail, protecting our humble pastors from attacks from hate mongering anti-Christians. We have some high priced Generation X types who ride on skateboards to work who do that.
Anyway as good and TRUE Christians we never allow anything as a sexually deprived as a D&S attack you mentioned. S&M is strictly against Freehold county law.
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 09:25 PM
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Really friend, I know you are a hellbound sinner, doomed to end up being bent over a lava vent by Satan as he slaps your trembling bare buttocks with his barbed tallwaycker but cheep shot trolling isn't really necessary here.
This place is about you friend and salvation.
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 09:32 PM
Let me close this topic by answering the question "Why won't Patrick Swazye die?"
The reason God won't allow Mr. Swayze to burn in hell is because of the concept of 'gratuitous evil'.
that means, pointless evils from which no greater good seems to result.
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it could be the Unknown purpose defense (UPD), in which God allows apparently pointless suffering for some reason that we can't comprehend.
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the free will defense (FWD), which maintains that God has to allow the existence of some evil in order to preserve human free will.
But even though I would like to believe any of these, I find it hard because there is problems with their logic. For example, if God allows pointless suffering for some reason we cannot comprehend then, for all us God-fearing mortals know, there is no justifiable reason for an all-good God to permit it.
thoughts? (only if they are actual thoughts)
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