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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 07:07 PM

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That's good to hear. it's always nice when people get rid of illusion that then can't be cured of gaysexuality. So, when you want to be cured and take part in ex-gay program, we will be here.
Oh my dear, that was a bit out of context, don't you think? ^^
I have no doubt, that staying gaysexual is my way of going on. Without Aids even, can you believe it? I am a proud and healthy gay male.
Love you so much, Alphi.

Thank you again. I am ready to be banned from this holy site.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 07:15 PM

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Oh my dear, that was a bit out of context, don't you think? ^^
I have no doubt, that staying gaysexual is my way of going on. Without Aids even, can you believe it? I am a proud and healthy gay male.
Love you so much, Alphi.

Thank you again. I am ready to be banned from this holy site.
As I said, as a Christian I am so used to having awe inspiring effect on heathens. Of course it's just Jesus working through me. The love you you feel for me is actually power of Jesus starting to work in your black heathen heart.

Shout GLORY!

It's OK, you don't have to renounce your gaysexual ways today, it must be overwhelming to realize that you are not beyond redemption after all. It takes time.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 07:35 PM

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As I said, as a Christian I am so used to having awe inspiring effect on heathens. Of course it's just Jesus working through me. The love you you feel for me is actually power of Jesus starting to work in your black heathen heart.

Shout GLORY!
Glory! I can feel the power of !
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 09:11 PM

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Oh my dear, that was a bit out of context, don't you think? ^^
I have no doubt, that staying gaysexual is my way of going on. Without Aids even, can you believe it? I am a proud and healthy gay male.
Love you so much, Alphi.

Thank you again. I am ready to be banned from this holy site.
Friend, you may not have actual, physical AIDS, but all queers have what is known as spiritual AIDS, or AIDS of the heart.

Fortunately, there is a cure:


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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 09:21 PM

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Friend, you may not have actual, physical AIDS, but all queers have what is known as spiritual AIDS, or AIDS of the heart.

Fortunately, there is a cure:
You're really lost. -.- Christians seem to suffer from a strong form of brain AIDS, eating all those tiny little cells, starting with the parts that affect common sense.

Ban me already, my heathen soul is catching fire with all this holyness around me.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 09:27 PM

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You're really lost. -.- Christians seem to suffer from a strong form of brain AIDS, eating all those tiny little cells, starting with the parts that affect common sense.

Ban me already, my heathen soul is catching fire with all this holyness around me.
I'd delete my account if I could.
Oh no, dear. Your account will remain open and forever serve as an example of the kind of idiocy in store for the Spiritual Retard who opts to reject Himself.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 09:29 PM

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You're really lost. -.- Christians seem to suffer from a strong form of brain AIDS, eating all those tiny little cells, starting with the parts that affect common sense.

Ban me already, my heathen soul is catching fire with all this holyness around me.
I'd delete my account if I could.
Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

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I think you confused the hatemonger with yourself.... That seems to be about right. While I am at it, this forum is surly giving me a great laugh. You people are very backwards in your choice in life. More so then the bible states. You take everything out of context and interpret it your own way. You also claim to have 5 Ph.D.s..... Ya, 5 Ph.D.s from a church. HAHAHA


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I think you confused the hatemonger with yourself.... That seems to be about right. While I am at it, this forum is surly giving me a great laugh. You people are very backwards in your choice in life. More so then the bible states. You take everything out of context and interpret it your own way. You also claim to have 5 Ph.D.s..... Ya, 5 Ph.D.s from a church. HAHAHA
My church bio can be seen HERE.

I am an expert on the Holy Bible, as well as all of the filthy sins contained therein. God hates the queers and anyone who supports them.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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My church bio can be seen HERE.

I am an expert on the Holy Bible, as well as all of the filthy sins contained therein. God hates the queers and anyone who supports them.
The bio you linked me explained alot about you. Like you're 5 Ph.D.s that you claimed to have. I also read that the Lord calls down on you for donations... I find that quite hilarious and.....wait for it..... FALSE


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Ban me already, my heathen soul is catching fire with all this holyness around me.
I'd delete my account if I could.
Dear queer,

Why do you want me to believe I have AIDS? It does not actually spread that way, unless the fear of death and social stigma succeed in weakening one's faith in Christ.

You cannot infect me with AIDS through the internet, no matter how hard you try. Jesus is protecting me.

The only way to spread your AIDS is by convincing people to become queer. And that will never work on a True Christian™ man like me.

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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 10:39 PM

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The bio you linked me explained alot about you. Like you're 5 Ph.D.s that you claimed to have. I also read that the Lord calls down on you for donations... I find that quite hilarious and.....wait for it..... FALSE
How DARE you attack our beloved Leader! You just hate everybody because you know that your life is miserable and you feel jealousy towards True Christians™!
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How DARE you attack our beloved Leader! You just hate everybody because you know that your life is miserable and you feel jealousy towards True Christians™!
Yes, I am jealous you follow a false deity. Im jealous that I don't donate to false organization's that really just want your hard earned cash (church). I just feel bad for you. The fact is that you are blinded by you're own faith honey. The sad thing is that you expect to go to heaven when you pass when in reality, nothing will happen. You will drift into nothingness and all of your religious beliefs will be gone. Its quite sad that you will have to deal with that

Attack: "Verb, take aggressive action against (a place or enemy forces) with weapons or armed force, typically in a battle or war." Did you even attend elementary school? Maybe the term you where looking for was verbally attack?


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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 10:59 PM

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Yes, I am jealous you follow a false deity. Im jealous that I don't donate to false organization's that really just want your hard earned cash (church). I just feel bad for you.
I'm feeling bad for you, your grammar gets worse with every post. Do you have Alzheimer or something like that? You know, that is God punishing you for your sins!

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The fact is that you are blinded by you're own faith honey. The sad thing is that you expect to go to heaven when you pass when in reality, nothing will happen. You will drift into nothingness and all of your religious beliefs will be gone. Its quite sad that you will have to deal with that
Do you have any shred of evidence to support your belief?

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Attack: "Verb, take aggressive action against (a place or enemy forces) with weapons or armed force, typically in a battle or war." Did you even attend elementary school? Maybe the term you where looking for was verbally attack?
Sweetie, of course I did not go to a school, I was home schooled. Why would my parents send me to a communists' nest?

Since you don't quote your source, I'm assuming you just invented that "definition" of yours. However, here is the official definition of the word attack:

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Full Definition of ATTACKtransitive verb
1: to set upon or work against forcefully
2: to assail with unfriendly or bitter words
3: to begin to affect or to act on injuriously <plants attacked by aphids>
4: to set to work on <attack a problem>
5: to threaten (a piece in chess) with immediate capture
I highlighted the important part for you. So no, I did not mean "verbally attack." (Who even says that, anyway?)
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 11:15 PM

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Calling me a gaysexual, instead of homosexual, really makes me want to kiss you. ^^
Yes, I am very happy-merry-whatsoever-sexual. I really like being acknowledged like that.

Thank you very much. With your words in mind, I will continue my very gaysexual life. You have cured all my remaining doubts.
You won't be very happy or merry when you get AIDS. Or perhaps you will. Everyone will feel sorry for you, you'll get to bugger away without fear of infection, and you'll be able to give the gift to others. Fancy drug cocktails will prolong your life and we, the taxpayers, will foot the bill. What more could you want?


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