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Default SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 12-16-2006, 07:05 AM

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There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular. Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.
The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.
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I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.
Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.
In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.
If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
Doctors used to hope soy would reduce hot flashes, prevent cancer and heart disease, and save millions in the Third World from starvation. That was before they knew much about long-term soy use. Now we know it's a classic example of a cure that's worse than the disease. For example, if your baby gets colic from cow's milk, do you switch him to soy milk? Don't even think about it. His phytoestrogen level will jump to 20 times normal. If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it's far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal.
Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid, which commonly produces heart problems and excess fat. Could this explain the dramatic increase in obesity today?
Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it's too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.
Worse, there's now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children. In the latest year we have numbers for, new cases in the U.S. jumped 27 percent. In one year!
There's also a serious connection between soy and cancer in adults – especially breast cancer. That's why the governments of Israel, the UK, France and New Zealand are already cracking down hard on soy.
In sad contrast, 60 percent of the refined foods in U.S. supermarkets now contain soy. Worse, soy use may double in the next few years because (last I heard) the out-of-touch medicrats in the FDA hierarchy are considering allowing manufacturers of cereal, energy bars, fake milk, fake yogurt, etc., to claim that "soy prevents cancer." It doesn't.
P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.







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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 12-16-2006, 05:56 PM

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World Net Daily

There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular. Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.
The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.
(Column continues below)

I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.
Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.
In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.
If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
Doctors used to hope soy would reduce hot flashes, prevent cancer and heart disease, and save millions in the Third World from starvation. That was before they knew much about long-term soy use. Now we know it's a classic example of a cure that's worse than the disease. For example, if your baby gets colic from cow's milk, do you switch him to soy milk? Don't even think about it. His phytoestrogen level will jump to 20 times normal. If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it's far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal.
Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid, which commonly produces heart problems and excess fat. Could this explain the dramatic increase in obesity today?
Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it's too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.
Worse, there's now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children. In the latest year we have numbers for, new cases in the U.S. jumped 27 percent. In one year!
There's also a serious connection between soy and cancer in adults – especially breast cancer. That's why the governments of Israel, the UK, France and New Zealand are already cracking down hard on soy.
In sad contrast, 60 percent of the refined foods in U.S. supermarkets now contain soy. Worse, soy use may double in the next few years because (last I heard) the out-of-touch medicrats in the FDA hierarchy are considering allowing manufacturers of cereal, energy bars, fake milk, fake yogurt, etc., to claim that "soy prevents cancer." It doesn't.
P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.







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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 12-16-2006, 08:34 PM

This is total propaganda nosense. The Catholic Church has been feeding you men soy for centuries and there has never been a problem!



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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 12-17-2006, 12:51 AM

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This is total propaganda nosense. The Catholic Church has been feeding you men soy for centuries and there has never been a problem!



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The only thing the catlicker cult has fed Mankind over the centuries is satanic lies, false doctrine, and child rape. Are you now claiming that those paper wafers you offer at (satanic) mass are made of soy? I thought your skirt-wearing popes all claimed they were magically transformed into the ACTUAL body of Christ?


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The only thing the catlicker cult has fed Mankind over the centuries is satanic lies, false doctrine, and child rape. Are you now claiming that those paper wafers you offer at (satanic) mass are made of soy? I thought your skirt-wearing popes all claimed they were magically transformed into the ACTUAL body of Christ?
It actually explains quite a lot, Pastor!

How could Catlicker priests turn red-blooded American boys into willingly ankle-grabbing, pillow-biting objects of Catlicker carnal lusts? By feminizing them with SOY!

Why is it that the only adults who were used in such a way by Catlicker priests that are coming forward are the ones who LEFT the Catlick Cult? THEY STOPPED GETTING A WEEKLY DOSE OF SOY!
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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 01-04-2007, 06:21 PM

Somehow the 1.4 billion Chinese must have discovered a way to counteract the sissifying effects of soy.
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Somehow the 1.4 billion Chinese must have discovered a way to counteract the sissifying effects of soy.
Brother Worthington, I have extensive experience with the ornamentals, and trust me, they are sissified to a degree unimaginable in proper White American society. Not only do they all look alike, but the male slants and the female slants can't tell each other apart. Through the overuse of satanic soy products, the chinks have lost all body hair and most physical features that would differentiate the sexes, as God intended. They can't even decide if their fat boodah god is a male or female! Another reason to keep tofu out of America.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 01-06-2007, 09:30 AM

This may be the weirdest thing I have ever seen. God/nature created soy beans, and they have been a staple crop for mankind since pre-history, its not some big homosexual conspiricy.
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This may be the weirdest thing I have ever seen. God/nature created soy beans, and they have been a staple crop for mankind since pre-history, its not some big homosexual conspiricy.
Wrong!
Gooks manufacture these "Beans". With all their experience of cross-breeding they have somehow managed to develop Homer-inducing chemicals within the beans.

BTW, sorry Pastors. I know I'm in the men only section and will leave straight away.



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To bad there is not a smiley face that is laughing and crying at the same time, because thats how I feel...
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To bad there is not a smiley face that is laughing and crying at the same time, because thats how I feel...
Son, that is nothing compared to how these chinks and homers are going to feel once Jesus tosses them into eternal hellfire. THAT will not be anything to pin a smiley face on, no siree.


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Son, that is nothing compared to how these chinks and homers are going to feel once Jesus tosses them into eternal hellfire. THAT will not be anything to pin a smiley face on, no siree.
Why do I get the feeling that everything on these forums is meant to be ironic...
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Why do I get the feeling that everything on these forums is meant to be ironic...
Friend, we are as serious as Jesus. We have no need for irony or sarcasm, which are tools of satan and homers like you. We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible to the letter. Do you have some problem with that?


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Would anything change if I said yes? That was a rethorical question BTW...
Instead of these mental masturbation games, why not get on your knees right this minute and beg Jesus to take over. Without the saving grace of Jesus' blood, you are lost boy. 100% lost. No sarcasm or irony of mind games.

Now scroll down and hit that Paypla button at the bottom of this page, and you will be put in touch with a pastor who can set up a robust tithing schedule for you. Do it now, because Jesus hates you nancyboy.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Its funny to think, if god did not want us to be scarcastic, ironic, rethorical, or any of the other dozens of other "meta"-moods, then why would he give us the ability to be all those things.

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Its funny to think, if god did not want us to be scarcastic, ironic, rethorical, or any of the other dozens of other "meta"-moods, then why would he give us the ability to be all those things.

It is satan who controls you boy. Your evil master causes you to mock Jesus and persecute True Christians™. God gives us a choice. you are choosing evil.


Ok, now I know that your insulting me.
I have provided you a path to guaranteed Salvation©. How is that insulting? I can tell when I am speaking with the power of the Holy Ghost, because I have rattled satan's cage! GLORY!! That is why you are throwing a hissy fit you filthy sodomite. Because you KNOW that Jesus always wins.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I have provided you a path to guaranteed Salvation©. How is that insulting? I can tell when I am speaking with the power of the Holy Ghost, because I have rattled satan's cage! GLORY!! That is why you are throwing a hissy fit you filthy sodomite. Because you KNOW that Jesus always wins.
Sorry, I have this ability where I can tell when people are pumping me for money. Anywho, I give enough to my church, and at least I know the money there is well spent.
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Sorry, I have this ability where I can tell when people are pumping me for money. Anywho, I give enough to my church, and at least I know the money there is well spent.
Son, the money you give to your false Christian cult will only serve to piss off Jesus even more. You are already a damned foreigner, a sodomite, a worshiper of that fat chink god boodah, and a mocker of God. Your only way out is to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour, read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover, and tithe to Landover Baptist Church. all other paths lead to an eternity being anally raped by satan. Your choice, fool.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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