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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-12-2008, 08:16 AM

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Even my pastor likes it.
You seem to "share" a lot of things with your papist pastor

Is there something you are trying to tell us? Does it contain the word "bugger". "Altar" perhaps?


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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-12-2008, 08:22 AM

He is a Christian pastor and in no way is there any sort of "thing" going on that you are implying. He is a happily married man (married a woman just to clarify). I am also happily straight and have never thought of being gay at any point in my life.

Reason I mention him a lot is because he is like a father to me. His son is one of my best friends (and someone who is as close as a brother). For the past 5+ years I would go over to their house to hang out, be sociable, play video games or just chat.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-12-2008, 08:36 AM

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He is a Christian pastor and in no way is there any sort of "thing" going on that you are implying. He is a happily married man (married a woman just to clarify). I am also happily straight and have never thought of being gay at any point in my life.

Reason I mention him a lot is because he is like a father to me. His son is one of my best friends (and someone who is as close as a brother). For the past 5+ years I would go over to their house to hang out, be sociable, play video games or just chat.
So you spent 5 years playing jap video games with a another boy and you don't find that queer?

How old are you really, boy?


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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-12-2008, 08:51 AM

I didnt just play "Jap" video games. So I cant spend some time with a friend without being called gay then. I see how this goes.

And just to let you know, not all video games are made by the Japanese, a lot of games are made in America.

Im twenty years old. Born July 7th 1987 in Gainesville, Florida. If you dont believe me go to my page and check out the link to my myspace page. That is if you dont think that myspace is a den of evil.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-12-2008, 03:18 PM

They do think myspace is a den of evil.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-12-2008, 03:42 PM

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They do think myspace is a den of evil.
Son, even if we didn't think Myspace was evil (which it is), what makes you think we'd be stupid enough to look at your page? It's probably riddled with pornography, spyware, pictures of kiddy-rape, trojans, and 1000 different types of computer virus. I can see what you're trying to do here, but it won't work. We will NOT fall into your little trap.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-12-2008, 11:00 PM

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but Myspace does not allow pictures like that.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-16-2008, 01:02 AM

You spelt yoda wrong, and he isnt a puppet anymore, hes animated.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-16-2008, 01:17 AM

Of COURSE they spelled "Yoda" wrong. It is their way of making fun of all of us. They spell a lot of things wrong.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 05-16-2008, 04:48 AM

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Of COURSE they spelled "Yoda" wrong. It is their way of making fun of all of us. They spell a lot of things wrong.
I don't need "a way of making fun of you", you provide it yourself...


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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 12-09-2015, 10:47 PM

Sorry for bringing up this old thread, but I'm starting to get worried with all this Star Wars stuff going on. Everywhere I go, even on the TV, everything is branded with the Devil Darth and his yoga minions. I can't even keep track of which companies are sponsoring this stuff!!! I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT IT!!!


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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 12-10-2015, 05:42 AM

Now that the openly homersexural Disney company took over the Star Wars movies, the first thing they did was make a coon the star. Can you imagine? A coon in space fighting aliens? Who's going to believe that?



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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 12-11-2015, 03:06 AM

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Sorry for bringing up this old thread, but I'm starting to get worried with all this Star Wars stuff going on. Everywhere I go, even on the TV, everything is branded with the Devil Darth and his yoga minions. I can't even keep track of which companies are sponsoring this stuff!!! I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT IT!!!
Amen I would encourage anyone to take any "star wars" filth whether it be toys, movies, or books, and burn it in the name of Jesus Christ. These things are teaching witchcraft through "the force", in the same manner as harry potter

One family in my homeschool group had children who were being oppressed by demons in their bedroom every night. These children couldn't sleep because of what the demons were coming in there and doing. After some serious prayer and anointing with oil, the issue was found to be some star wars themed clothing they had on. The preachers removed those items of clothing and burned it in the name of Jesus and I am happy to report that their house has since been covered in the blood of Jesus with no more issues.

We as a nation need to wake up to this garbage and the entertainment industry that is promoting moral decay and leading our youth down the path to new age devil worship and witchcraft.
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