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Default Goat Issues - Can the Pastors help? - 03-12-2012, 10:17 PM

Here in the UK there is a clothing store named Primark who are quite famous for making their clothes outside the UK.

I try to shop from them whenever I can as it seems the decent Christian thing to do - in this day and age many companies are too racist to give jobs to chinks and while the wages they pay seem low to me I'm sure they're an absolute fortune to the children they have working - the labourer is worthy of his hire after all (Luke 10:7) and I can't imagine such a generous company forgetting that.

I'm really sorry, I do natter on don't I? I'll get to the point.

The problem is that obviously the standard of work performed by these chink children is lower than you'd get from American workers and some things get overlooked. Specifically, the information tags. This week I've been working through Leviticus to make sure I'm following all of God's word - I spent a few hours yesterday checking who I was having sexual relations with (a short job) and sent an email to the Israeli embassy to say "I am the Lord your God" - It seemed strange to me but Leviticus 18:2 is quite clear and who am I to argue?

Anyway, I got up to Leviticus 19 today and spent a few hours looking up all my clothing. It seems alot of it is in breach of Leviticus 19:19. I've since burnt it all.

I'm so sorry for inflicting my ramblings on you. You know how easily I get distracted.

What I need help from the pastors with is this. I've sinned in ignorance and Numbers 15:27-28 is clear what I should do. My question is, how do I get the goat to you for sacrifice? Need I ship one or can I just increase my tithe my by the cost of a goat and you purchase it on your end? How much is needed? Do I need to be present for the scarifice or can it be done without me?
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Default Re: Goat Issues - Can the Pastors help? - 03-12-2012, 10:26 PM

Why do you need to sacrifice a goat?

Was not JESUS' sacrifice on Calvary sufficient?

It is good and worthy to keep all of GOD's laws to the letter, except you do not need to sacrifice a goat in order to repent for sins you commit.

JESUS wants you to confess those sins directly to Him, as He really enjoys hearing you explain your worthlessness.

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
- 1 John 1:9

Now, if you want to sacrifice a goat as a willful offering merely to flatter GOD, that is fine.

After all, GOD never gets tired of smelling burning flesh.

And thou shalt burn the whole ram upon the altar: it is a burnt offering unto the LORD: it is a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD. - Exodus 29:18

I just don't want you, in your dizzy womanly head, thinking that burnt offerings are enough to purge you of your sins, when JESUS CHRIST went to all the trouble to get nailed to a cross in order to fulfill prophecy and absolve you of all other responsibility for your sins, except for the act of actually confessing them.



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