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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
05-09-2011, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by RogerLockless
I didn't mean to, I'm sorry.
I don't understand why someone would want to beat their children, especially their unborn children.
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If you were a Christian you would.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
05-09-2011, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
If you were a Christian you would.
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Oh, so a Christian in-joke is beating children?
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
05-09-2011, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Hector
Oh, so a Christian in-joke is beating children?
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You think trying to raise children properly is funny?
You are a sick, sick lady.
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
05-09-2011, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
You think trying to raise children properly is funny?
You are a sick, sick lady.
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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For one, I'm a dude. Secondly, no. I do think that how you think beating a child is raising the child properly.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
05-09-2011, 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Hector
For one, I'm a dude. Secondly, no. I do think that how you think beating a child is raising the child properly.
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So then you willfully reject the Holy Word of God?
You have chosen poorly.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
05-09-2011, 03:21 PM
I try in all my ways to be a man of the Lord as my dad beated me every week. How can any man of the Lord come out of a childhood without some biblical child-beating?
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
05-09-2011, 04:55 PM
I find myself humming this when "educating" the wayward.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwmhGVVIQMg
Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
05-09-2011, 06:01 PM
Let the bodies hit the floor!
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
08-16-2011, 04:25 AM
Shout GLORY!!!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
01-13-2012, 09:20 AM
This could be useful brothers and sisters.
In Britain we currently have an advertisement for keeping somebody alive using CPR on their heart. They recommend that you push to the beat of 'stayin alive'. Now that's fine if you want to just save a life but surely it is MUCH more important to save a soul?
I have found that the beat works very well for disciplining children it, also makes a daily chore a bit more fun.
Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth the his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
Grab an erring child and try it. It works very well.
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
01-13-2012, 10:59 AM
For small kids you can't do better than the classics...
Nelly the Elephant.
The added bonus is they grow up hating that silly nonsense about animals talking without divine intervention.
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01-15-2012, 01:41 AM
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
01-15-2012, 01:53 AM
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I would just like to say that the faithful members of this glorious tribute to the Almighty are dedicated like no other. I can only wish to aspire to your level of greatness!
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My friend, it's a tough battle to be a True Christian™ in this filthy secular world. But the dedication is quite easy when we have the comfort of God's Word. Onward we march.
Will you tell us a bit about yourself here? Why you love Jesus Christ more than mortal life? What precious verse of the Holy Bible makes you leap out of bed each morning? How do you earn your shekels and plan to breed an army for God?
2 Corinthians 10:4-5 "For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds.
Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;"
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
01-16-2012, 03:50 AM
I've personally enjoyed beating my son to Hell is For Children by Pat Benatar. It has a very beautiful message and no euphemism here. He knows well that unless he straightens up he will go to Hell - for it is for children as they are fools until they are truly Saved© by Christ.
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