I hope this doesn't come off as racist, but I've noticed that mestizos are awfully dirty. Do they all follow some branch of Cathoholism that forbids washing? I think the Christian thing to do would be to help them out by getting them cleaned up. This would also make life more pleasant for those of us who encounter them, especially when we end up downwind of them on a hot summer day.
So, how can we cleanse our immigrant population? Would it help to make some kind of special soap? I'm looking for long-term solutions here.