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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 07-17-2011, 05:41 PM

Typical atheist behaviour, they think they come from monkeys because they all act like a bunch of them!

This is absolutely shocking behavior. I suspect the queers worked this crowd up into a homo frenzy before they all went bezerk on their sex rampage.
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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 03-29-2013, 03:09 PM

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I don't think you need to make a comparison for it to be watered down moose urine. Imagine if the US hadn't purchased Alaska and Sarah Palin had ended up Canadian!
No!
Anything but a canadian Sarah Palin!


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I don't like hockey.
And they weren't ~just~ atheists that were rioting... Those that were rioting, well there were atheists (can't deny this, they are everywhere), catholics, christians (which you probably think aren't true christians), and many more.
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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 03-29-2013, 03:49 PM

Boy, some people take sports way too seriously. I don't understand why people get so worked up over sports. They're supposed to be fun and something you do for enjoyment. What's the point of being all tore up because your team lost?
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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 03-30-2013, 05:53 AM

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GLORY!!! I knew God wouldn't allow the American made Stanley Cup in the hands of those barbaric sore losers.

This is further proof Canadians are a bunch of drunk gay anarchists. See what happens when you reject Jesus and have no moral compass? And that beer they drink....compared to Godly American beer, it's watered down moose urine.
So...what about those Canadians that played and won the Stanley Cup for Boston?
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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 03-30-2013, 06:06 AM

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So...what about those Canadians that played and won the Stanley Cup for Boston?
That's what the thread is about.

Hey, I've figured out how to get rid of atheists! We need to take warning labels off of packaging and bring back lawn darts!

The rest should take care of itself.


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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 03-30-2013, 06:15 AM

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...Hey, I've figured out how to get rid of atheists! We need to take warning labels off of packaging and bring back lawn darts!...
As a darwinist, I'd be all for that. Especially if poster above you wants to be goalie.


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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 03-30-2013, 06:25 AM

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As a darwinist, I'd be all for that. Especially if poster above you wants to be goalie.
We could do away with helmet laws as well!

And seatbelt laws
And bring back the off road trikes
And bring back cork guns (really? but BB guns are still legal?)
And bring back the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab
And bring back the slip-n-slide (banned in 1993 because people like poster above didn't realize you shouldn't use it to slide into brick walls).


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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 03-30-2013, 06:37 AM

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...And seatbelt laws...
Have I ever told you about my design for a safer car?

No driver-side seat belt.
No driver-side air bag.
Nice big spike coming out of the steering wheel.

Think about it. How many people would be charging around at speeds way above those prudent for the traffic, road or weather conditions, relying on anti-lock brakes and electronic stability controls to keep rescuing their stupid asses (at least more than once)?

"You! Out of the gene pool!"


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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 03-30-2013, 06:45 AM

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Have I ever told you about my design for a safer car?

No driver-side seat belt.
No driver-side air bag.
Nice big spike coming out of the steering wheel.

Think about it. How many people would be charging around at speeds way above those prudent for the traffic, road or weather conditions, relying on anti-lock brakes and electronic stability controls to keep rescuing their stupid asses (at least more than once)?

"You! Out of the gene pool!"
Well if everyone had to drive one. It may smarten some up.

And the idiots it didn't stop wouldn't waste the time of medical staff, nor the money of their health insurance plans.

I do believe you've solved the "American Health Crisis"!


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Well if everyone had to drive one. It may smarten some up...
Do you remember the "BP Skid Control" schools they used to offer? (Wow, I'm dating myself here; I got into one of the last classes in my area in the late '70s, before I even had a license) Do you know why they disappeared? The insurance companies withdrew coverage.

They refused to insure a driving school that involved people intentionally sliding a car around AN EMPTY PARKING LOT, where there was NOTHING to hit.

If people learned how to control a skid, and recover from it, they'd get into less accidents. The insurance co.'s figured out that they made more money by jacking people's coverage up after they had an accident than they paid out repairing the damage from that accident, so from a profit point of view it was better for them for people to get into accidents.

These days, because of all the "safety features" (air bags, collapsible structures, etc., i.e. stuff that only works AFTER you're already in an accident [shouldn't safety be about avoiding the accident in the first place??!?]), cars are much more expensive to repair (and more likely to just be written off); between that and increased health care costs, those schools are coming back, because the insurance companies will cover them again. Do your kids a favour and find them one when driver's license time comes.

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Default Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game - 03-31-2013, 06:08 AM

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Do you remember the "BP Skid Control" schools they used to offer? (Wow, I'm dating myself here; I got into one of the last classes in my area in the late '70s, before I even had a license) Do you know why they disappeared? The insurance companies withdrew coverage.

They refused to insure a driving school that involved people intentionally sliding a car around AN EMPTY PARKING LOT, where there was NOTHING to hit.

If people learned how to control a skid, and recover from it, they'd get into less accidents. The insurance co.'s figured out that they made more money by jacking people's coverage up after they had an accident than they paid out repairing the damage from that accident, so from a profit point of view it was better for them for people to get into accidents.

These days, because of all the "safety features" (air bags, collapsible structures, etc., i.e. stuff that only works AFTER you're already in an accident [shouldn't safety be about avoiding the accident in the first place??!?]), cars are much more expensive to repair (and more likely to just be written off); between that and increased health care costs, those schools are coming back, because the insurance companies will cover them again. Do your kids a favour and find them one when driver's license time comes.

/rant

Have a good night. Hope the young one lets you get some sleep soon.
Wow, Seth's old company used to send their employees to one of these schools annually. As a spouse I was allowed to go along for free,I loved playing on the skid mat Since they were bought out they now do their annual "safe driving refresher" online. Not quite sure how that helps him be a better driver. It's basically just a multiple choice questionnaire.


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