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Default What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 06:25 PM

Seriously though what is your problem? This obsessive need to bash faith into random members of the public? How would you like it if I bothered you guys every day saying praise Satan, Satan is salvation? It'd piffleing annoy you wouldn't it sorry is that blaspheme? ITS A GOD DAMN WORD!!! Some fool said it and stupid civil acts banned its use as well as shit and bastard. They all have meanings you fools. Fornication under command of king it means have sex the population is dwindling you twats.

And what's with the condemnation? You are gay that is not gods will die, you are of different religion that is not gods will die, And Coveting? thats a natural impulse beyond our control check Darwins theory of evolution for gods sake.

Oh and before you moan going open a bible sinner! I am christian just a christian not a psychotic evangelic PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED!! HELLFIRE!, SULPHUR!, BRIMSTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah I lost my faith when my so called father denied me the confidence to keep the one I fell in love with actually with me.

So yeah I think I have a right to say all this crap because my 'saviour' betrayed me and I don't care anymore. ACCEPT there is no god ACCEPT this world was created from spinning rocks and dust ACCEPT at the end of days the righteous won't ascend to heaven and the wicked fall into the crevices. THERE IS NO RAPTURE NO JUDGEMENT DAY ONLY APOCALYPSE WHEN WE THE LEECHES THAT SUCK THIS PLANET DRY DESTROY IT.

SOMEONE WROTE A BOOK AND YOU BELIEVED EVERY WORD OF IT. EVER HEARD OF STORIES? THE BIBLE! IS! A! STORY! An alternative reality to what is preferable what we would like, GOD is a false deity there are no deities! There never will science is correct shun this stupid idea that an omnipotent being will save you all. There are no magics no witches there never were. No warlocks nothing no religious sightings or experiences just scientific anomalies that can be all explained in the future. this is not your saviour this man was a lunatic and did not rise again. He was a terrorist a plot to undermine roman authority. The jews were right and wrong because there is NO GOD!

I'll get banned I'm sure but I don't care because i've made my point I don't need this stupid account on this retarded website. go kill yourselves oh wait no thats a sin too despair is the greatest sin against god? What the piffle seriously WTF! I'm pretty sure blowing up the WTC is a little more criminal than that motherpiffleers. OH WAIT incest thats a sin too faggots but that won't stop you. Theres a nutter who hangs around outside my mall screaming on about repenting and how our technology is a crime against NATURE he screamed NATURE in my face because he is deranged. Stop sapping our tax money and get a job you worship a false pseudo-somatic deity who has never and will never exist.

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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 06:37 PM

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Oh and before you moan going open a bible sinner! I am christian just a christian not a psychotic evangelic
You are a Christian?

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So yeah I think I have a right to say all this crap because my 'saviour' betrayed me and I don't care anymore. ACCEPT there is no god ACCEPT this world was created from spinning rocks and dust ACCEPT at the end of days the righteous won't ascend to heaven and the wicked fall into the crevices. THERE IS NO RAPTURE NO JUDGEMENT DAY ONLY APOCALYPSE WHEN WE THE LEECHES THAT SUCK THIS PLANET DRY DESTROY IT.
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And now you aren't a Christian? You contradict yourself here. It really doesn't matter what you believe the Bible has something to say about people like you.

Revelation 20:15
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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 06:45 PM

I got an infraction for voicing the truth? lol its because you can't handle the truth the truth that destroy you come on! reply! I want to kill you in conversation hahahahaha! hysterical? how about enlightened you dogmatic bitches. YOUR SAVIOUR IS FALSE oh and by the way it said in my infraction sassy mouthed bitch erm bitch is a naughty word OMG OMG OMFG your going to hell bitch lololol. Fools embrace the machine because the machine is truth it is salvation in terms that don't involve obsessive worship. Your illuminati invigilators spawns of knights templar fools who won't live their life and embrace true nature the nature of homo sapiens its the vicious circle mate, feed, kill, repeat its how it is and how it always will be.
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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 06:48 PM

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You are a Christian?

And now you aren't a Christian? You contradict yourself here. It really doesn't matter what you believe the Bible has something to say about people like you.

Revelation 20:15
"And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."
I couldn't care less what the unholy book has to say about me because it is not real if the unsaved are punished then why is it my neighborhood crawls with the scum who mug and knife people and don't worship but yet their lives are so great and wonderful EXPLAIN BIBLE BASHER
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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 06:54 PM

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I got an infraction for voicing the truth? lol its because you can't handle the truth the truth that destroy you come on! reply! I want to kill you in conversation hahahahaha! hysterical? how about enlightened you dogmatic bitches. YOUR SAVIOUR IS FALSE oh and by the way it said in my infraction sassy mouthed bitch erm bitch is a naughty word OMG OMG OMFG your going to hell bitch lololol. Fools embrace the machine because the machine is truth it is salvation in terms that don't involve obsessive worship. Your illuminati invigilators spawns of knights templar fools who won't live their life and embrace true nature the nature of homo sapiens its the vicious circle mate, feed, kill, repeat its how it is and how it always will be.
I'm sorry, friend. I can't make heads or tails out of your hysterical ranting.

Perhaps you should put your tinfoil hat back on, so the Illuminated Seekers can't beam mind control into your head.

It sounds like someone is in severe need of an exorcism or a nap. I'm not sure which.


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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 06:55 PM

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I got an infraction for voicing the truth?
No, for being an inarticulate retard.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 06:59 PM

616, why all the hate friend? Can't we all just get along, are we really all that much different? People around the world see things differently. Mooslimes wipe thie buttocks with thier hand. I find that repulsive, but what can I do about it?

I suggest you take some ritalin, sit down in a quiet place and read the
KJV Bible. Turn that frown upside down into a smile!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:00 PM

I'm the insane one? I don't believe in a stellar body who will somehow save me and judge me if I commit wrong. It is YOU who is insane you saw a book and believed it the same way the Muslims believed theirs copies and false texts. You can't understand me because you don't want to understand me because you know deep down inside I'm right. I was baptised went to a catholic primary school I sang hymns to the 'father' because I was blinded by the false promise of salvation. But I was wrong I was fortified in my belief and then the truth hit me like the bulldozers that will tear down your churches. I was wrong we are wrong YOU are wrong. We are animals animals who are equal to other animals it was simply mutation that birthed this intelligence mother natures worst mistake we are destroying everything! YOU ARE DESTROYING EVERYTHING EXTREMIST BASTARDS!!
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I'm the insane one? I don't believe in a stellar body who will somehow save me and judge me if I commit wrong. It is YOU who is insane you saw a book and believed it the same way the Muslims believed theirs copies and false texts. You can't understand me because you don't want to understand me because you know deep down inside I'm right. I was baptised went to a catholic primary school I sang hymns to the 'father' because I was blinded by the false promise of salvation. But I was wrong I was fortified in my belief and then the truth hit me like the bulldozers that will tear down your churches. I was wrong we are wrong YOU are wrong. We are animals animals who are equal to other animals it was simply mutation that birthed this intelligence mother natures worst mistake we are destroying everything! YOU ARE DESTROYING EVERYTHING EXTREMIST BASTARDS!!
You are really, really going to regret these comments some day.

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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:06 PM

No I won't if I get hit by a car tomorrow I'll believe you but it won't happen because GOD is genuine.

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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:07 PM

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I'm the insane one?
Yes.

If you weren't stupid, you would realize that:
  • No one is going to bother reading a wall of incoherent text. Not here, not on other forums.
  • If you articulate your thoughts intelligently, people won't call you a retard.
  • Paragraphs were invented for a reason.


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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:09 PM

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No I won't if I get hit by a car tomorrow I'll believe you but it won't happen because GOD is genuine
You edited my post? lol pathetic and I'm not stupid GOD=DEATH celibacy = death

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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:17 PM

Hey GOD = LIFE your protected by jesus? lets see that barrier when I slit your throat and piffle the wound and as you lie bleeding you'll think my god? you've failed me and die then you'll be subject to the cold eternal dark that is death lol

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celibacy = death
We're not celibate -- that's catholic nonsense. catholics aren't Christians.


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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:19 PM

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You edited my post? lol pathetic and I'm not stupid GOD=DEATH celibacy = death

Your Dogma is laughable
Celibacy? We are not the Catholic church clueless one,

Landover Baptist has certainly never claimed celibacy was called for by God. We prohibit sexual depravity like gays having ass sex, but not conventional practice like saddlebacking.



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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:20 PM

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We're not celibate -- that's catholic nonsense. catholics aren't Christians.
I can tell you now it was the catholics who invented this pseudo belief
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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:24 PM

So bobby joe you've noted my IP address? thats illegal well done for kicking yourself in your own ass lol
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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:25 PM

I think I just got dumber reading the rants from 616 Retard. We really need a retard filter of some kind. Can the DoF invent something?
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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:27 PM

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So bobby joe you've noted my IP address? thats illegal well done for kicking yourself in your own ass lol
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You really are a tiresome idiot. Of course we know your IP address. How do you think the friggen intertubes work you self righteous, brainless retard?



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Default Re: What is with you guys? - 04-08-2010, 07:27 PM

I'm going to leave the stench of this false place is sickening good luck with the hope and praise of your false deity I will truly accept defeat when I see you lifted to the heavens but until then your fools and wrong feel free to ban the account I shan't use it again
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