[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Some of Our Pastors drive foreign cars,some do not . Why should they not be comfortable in their jobs ? Should the ride a mule?

Vanishingdildo do you have a job ? Our Pastors spend a lot of time spreading the Word of God,if we the congregation can supply a little comfort to help them why is that so wrong?

Oh where to start? First the name viasindios (way without god) sounds suspisiouly frioleronesian so that may place him on my side of the border down here with the lost tribe of Freehold. So why he prays to allah and not some corn god or snake with feathers is beyond me. And asking him if he has a JOB? Sure and I bet he has auto insurance too.And yes I drive an armored Grand Narquis but technically on this side of of the running sore you so humorously call a border I guess its forigen. Oh and by the way my technicians here at the Cantina have a Doctor/Vetranarian they use for abor whoops tummy tucks and rectal warts that might help with the nose thing.

[Charles Layton]

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I want to tell you that the trip was a complete success, not only for me, but for all the faithful Christians who came to attend. Tickets for the event were $50 U.S. dollars a person. Be aware that half of Uganda's population makes less than US$1.25 a day. Yet, the people who came to the Miracle Faith Fest™ were in the tens of thousands.

OMG. You made them pay. You selfish, deceitful bastard. If only 10,000 came thats $500,000. And they saved up for 2 months to listen to you. How do you sleep at night?

[Petal]

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If only 10,000 came thats $500,000. And they saved up for 2 months to listen to you.

2 months not long when compareds to a eternitys in hellfires, Mr.Layton

How do you sleep at night?

he sleeps like a baby Jesus in a mangers

[HTannor]

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OMG. You made them pay. You selfish, deceitful bastard. If only 10,000 came thats $500,000. And they saved up for 2 months to listen to you. How do you sleep at night?

Hah! That foolish comment shows how ignorant you are of the real value of bringing "The Word" to these heathen masses.

The question is not how Rev. Jim would sleep at night. The question is how well the heathens sleep at night now that they've seen the light.

[James Hutchins]

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$50 is nothing compared to the priceless value of Salvation©.

[CanuckG]

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I think he should use the holy powers to get the weight off.

Haha cure AIDS. Yeah, that's why we have doctors and scientists. No faith, God, Book or human being can cure AIDS on the spot.

Thanks for coming out kiddies. Greatest Christian site I've ever seen in my life. Makes my day.

[HTannor]

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Another canuck troll barging into our Godly(c) forum.


Why don't you quit bothering us and going back to doing what you do best - moose molesting.

[SaintAugustine]

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[James Hutchins]

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Quite the fail you got going on there, don't you? First post and you crash andd burn!

[viasindios]

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Well. I live in NY. A place that I really hope you come to because you'll learn quite fast that the only place that king james has in this world is a christian parallel to radical muslims, except you just bitch about blasphemers instead of blowing them up.

[TC Patriot]

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I think he should use the holy powers to get the weight off.

Haha cure AIDS. Yeah, that's why we have doctors and scientists. No faith, God, Book or human being can cure AIDS on the spot.

Thanks for coming out kiddies. Greatest Christian site I've ever seen in my life. Makes my day.

Rev Jim is not fat. He's solid! You are on the Hell train LOSER!

[WWJDnow]

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Well. I live in NY.

Me, too. A disgusting, sinful city.

A place that I really hope you come to because you'll learn quite fast that the only place that king james has in this world is a christian parallel to radical muslims, except you just bitch about blasphemers instead of blowing them up.

You're comparing us to Muslims? What is your problem? There's a BIG difference--we know that God is love (1 John 4:8), so we only support killing people that the Bible approves of killing, such as homos and disobedient children and certain rape victims and non-virginal brides and Amalekites and Canaanites and Midianites. Muslims will kill anybody who won't kowtow to their irrational and contradictory beliefs.