-
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity. -
Re: The Poetasters' Korner
Thank you BT.
I think that was far enough to take the silly idea.
----
I would like to begin a series of BLC poems;
odes to the various luminaries of our Church.
Members, please create verse uplifting your Godly peers.
Womenfolk are requested to enjoin.
I shall compose an honorarium in the next form
for a fine Landover leader.Comment
-
LBC Personality Verse #1
Ode to Ezekiel
GOD created
all the rocks
reminding us:
they are God's own
messengers enforcing Truth.
Here we have
Ezekiel
a rock of God
he is like rock
as hard as rock
with smarts like rock
when rock is thrown in stonings.
Pastoral, this song—an ode
for he who hurls and doth hurl us.
Ode to our Ezekiel
our thug-drug-free;
our rock and roller
total stoner.
Comment
-
LBC Personality Verse #2
Sister Sue Vera
Showers With Jesus
Moderator
Sister Sue is offline
Showering With Jesus,
The Moderator of her heart.
How we wish
Her love were ours;
This cannot be because
Sister Sue is offline
Showering With Jesus,
The Moderator of her heart.
Comment
-
LBC Personality Verse #3
Atop Cathedral Notre Damn
gargoyles gob
green eggs and ham.
Dead Dr. Seusse
seen hov'ring there, that
versing Jew of cat-hat-where.
The smallest of damned gothic charms
corrodes in stone in Satan's arms.
Yes, it is the gentle pixie
girlie goth we know as Ixi.
Last edited by Poetic Peter; 11-21-2006, 05:14 AM.Comment
-
LBC Personality Verse #4
Dean Emeritus
Professor of English
Landover University
Ministering to
the Liebral Godless
of New Zealand
Senior Pastor Enobarbus
offers feasts of barbeque.
The neighbors all enjoy his treats.
NZ is where we all should eat.
It's not surprising, it's just true:
his fellow Kiwis all are ewes.
Say,
isn't lamb delicious?Comment
-
Re: LBC Personality Verse #2
Glory, Brother - Glory!Originally posted by Poetic Peter View PostSister Sue Vera
Showers With Jesus
Moderator
Sister Sue is offline
Showering With Jesus,
The Moderator of her heart.
How we wish
Her love were ours;
This cannot be because
Sister Sue is offline
Showering With Jesus,
The Moderator of her heart.
And despite what you might have heard,
I ain't the least bit Hoary!
Comment
-
Re: LBC Personality Verse #1
You appear to be confusing Pastor Ezekiel with Star-Finder.Originally posted by Poetic Peter View PostOde to Ezekiel
GOD created
all the rocks
reminding us:
they are God's own
messengers enforcing Truth.
Here we have
Ezekiel
a rock of God
he is like rock
as hard as rock
with smarts like rock
when rock is thrown in stonings.
Pastoral, this song—an ode
for he who hurls and doth hurl us.
Ode to our Ezekiel
our thug-drug-free;
our rock and roller
total stoner.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
-
Re: LBC Personality Verse #1
Pastor Ezekiel is certainly going to be cheesed about that!Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostComment
-
Re: The Poetasters' Korner
? I don't know "Star-Finder".
I only know that Pastor E lately suffers
frequent headaches
___________
Sister Sue--you are a Grace.
I'm not clever, near to you.
You gentle rough males in your view.
It's for you that some will say
'women are the fairer sex'.
I know this is completely true;
I've seen Perfection. She is you.Comment
-
Re: The Poetasters' Korner
Look, nancyboy; I've had just about enough from you. First you barge into our Godly forum with your simpering limp-wristed homeristic "poems", and now you see fit to accuse me of worshiping rocks? I don't know what horse you rode in one missy (we are still awaiting your complete DOF files), but you and I are about to lock horns.
From now, leave me out of your sodomistic posts. Got it jennifer?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
-
Re: The Poetasters' Korner
[quote=Poetic Peter;17910
Sister Sue--you are a Grace.
I'm not clever, near to you.
You gentle rough males in your view.
It's for you that some will say
'women are the fairer sex'.
I know this is completely true;
I've seen Perfection. She is you.[/quote]
Oh, GOD & JESUS combined, Brother!
Listen - you wouldn't be looking up my skirt unless you really meant it, now would you?Comment
-
Re: The Poetasters' Korner
Is he calling me a homer again?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostLook, nancyboy; I've had just about enough from you. First you barge into our Godly forum with your simpering limp-wristed homeristic "poems", and now you see fit to accuse me of worshiping rocks? I don't know what horse you rode in one missy (we are still awaiting your complete DOF files), but you and I are about to lock horns.
From now, leave me out of your sodomistic posts. Got it jennifer?
If I weren't strapped to this 12V Rascal,
I'd up and whup his ass.
---
The poem I made of him is an honorarium.
It has nothing to do with worshiping "rocks".
Tell Junior someone, please,
that "metaphor" is part of language, even in the Bible.
To be likened to a rock, is to say that he is strong, simple in purpose
and causes great pain (smarts) when he hurls himself at the unGodly heathens.
Someone please tell him that the poem is a rare gift.
I don't recall such ingracious reaction to any gift of mine, ever before.
Then again, I never wrote a poem before to a lump of...idiot rock.
Ouch, he hit me, oww, ha ha
I suppose God is punishing me
with him.
BONK
oww!
He threw himself upon me again!
Begon! ya homer ROCKComment
-
Re: LBC Personality Verse #1
Originally posted by Poetic Peter View PostOde to Ezekiel
GOD created
all the rocks
reminding us:
they are God's own
messengers enforcing Truth.
Here we have
Ezekiel
a rock of God
he is like rock
as hard as rock
with smarts like rock
when rock is thrown in stonings.
Pastoral, this song—an ode
for he who hurls and doth hurl us.
Ode to our Ezekiel
our thug-drug-free;
our rock and roller
total stoner.LOLOriginally posted by Pastor EzekielLook, nancyboy; I've had just about enough from you. First you barge into our Godly forum with your simpering limp-wristed homeristic "poems", and now you see fit to accuse me of worshiping rocks? I don't know what horse you rode in one missy (we are still awaiting your complete DOF files), but you and I are about to lock horns.
From now, leave me out of your sodomistic posts. Got it jennifer?
Did he just call you a total stoner? Is he calling you 'hard as rock'? Do I even want to know the inspiration for that?
Peter....you're a strange one.... and have you considered working on your rhyming a little....or a lot?sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
-
Re: LBC Personality Verse #1
He's a hellbound homer, so the two of you should get along just fine.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostLOL
Did he just call you a total stoner? Is he calling you 'hard as rock'? Do I even want to know the inspiration for that?
Peter....you're a strange one.... and have you considered working on your rhyming a little....or a lot?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
Tweet
Comment