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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:20 AM

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How could you fall through thick dirt and stone?
it all depends on the matter the object has, since all objects are made of matter and since weight is benefactored into this i can calculate the amount of Newtons an object has.

Pretend there is a object that is on the surface of the earth, it has at least a minimum of four forces effecting it, applied, friction, gravity, and normal

Since the force of gravity is equal to the normal force, i can find it using the gravitational constant 9.8 and multiply it by the amount of mass an object has.

Using this i can calculate the Net force of an object and determine how much the earth is effect this object. Though i am only calculating the force and not taking in Newtons three laws, first being inertia the reason objects keep moving at the same direction until another unbalanced force like friction stops them. Also Newtons third law where an object exerts a froce on a second object, that object exerts a force that is equal in magnitude and opposite in direction on the first object. Though you might be asking "then why dont the forces cancel each other out?" It is because mass effects the acceleration, but that is a completely different lesson for another time.

Or in simpler terms

Why does a huge meteorite when it has crashed on earths surface leave a giant crater? Why isn't the ground flat if it is unable to fall through thick dirt and stone?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:21 AM

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Commandment number 8

""Neither shall you bear false witness against your neighbor.""
He thinks gamers are my neighbors.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:22 AM

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You know, there is someone else who decided that some human beings have different worth than others. His name was Hitler. You might have read about him in "Mein Kampf" the holy book for atheists.
Haha! Holy book for atheists?

It's a book where Hitler discusses his "troubles" you damn idiot.

And if you don't want people judging other people, then don't judge Hitler. For all you know he could've had good intentions in what he did.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:23 AM

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Now from what I've understood of your group means being raped by your male family members or perhaps your clergymen. Is that correct?
No, it means dealing with it in a way so that your family's honor remains preserved. If the woman is not betrothed, it means she has to marry her rapist.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (King James Version)

28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

At the very least, she can try dressing less seductively next time. Especially at colleges, where a lot of students play video games and browse porn.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:24 AM

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And if you don't want people judging other people, then don't judge Hitler. For all you know he could've had good intentions in what he did.
You are a sick, disgusting racist, you know that? I think the world needs to see how intolerant and cruel you atheists are. I guess him systematically murdering several hundred Jews is your definition of a "good guy", huh?



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:26 AM

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it all depends on the matter the object has, since all objects are made of matter and since weight is benefactored into this i can calculate the amount of Newtons an object has.

Pretend there is a object that is on the surface of the earth, it has at least a minimum of four forces effecting it, applied, friction, gravity, and normal

Since the force of gravity is equal to the normal force, i can find it using the gravitational constant 9.8 and multiply it by the amount of mass an object has.

Using this i can calculate the Net force of an object and determine how much the earth is effect this object. Though i am only calculating the force and not taking in Newtons three laws, first being inertia the reason objects keep moving at the same direction until another unbalanced force like friction stops them. Also Newtons third law where an object exerts a froce on a second object, that object exerts a force that is equal in magnitude and opposite in direction on the first object. Though you might be asking "then why dont the forces cancel each other out?" It is because mass effects the acceleration, but that is a completely different lesson for another time.

Or in simpler terms

Why does a huge meteorite when it has crashed on earths surface leave a giant crater? Why isn't the ground flat if it is unable to fall through thick dirt and stone?
That all sounds like a needlessly elaborate description for something so simple. Isn't the Golden Rule of Atheists Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is the most likely one.

Therefore, the simplest explanation is that God holds everything in its place. You don't need to introduce complex algebra, formulas, forces, and theoretical physics to explain it.



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:26 AM

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Haha! Holy book for atheists?

It's a book where Hitler discusses his "troubles" you damn idiot.

And if you don't want people judging other people, then don't judge Hitler. For all you know he could've had good intentions in what he did.
You think Hitler could have possibly had good intentions?

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:26 AM

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You know, there is someone else who decided that some human beings have different worth than others. His name was Hitler. You might have read about him in "Mein Kampf" the holy book for atheists.
Are you calling all atheists Nazi's? Wow... just wow...
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Haha! Holy book for atheists?
Or is that Darwin's book where he describes that lesser humans should be eliminated? Your pick.

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And if you don't want people judging other people, then don't judge Hitler. For all you know he could've had good intentions in what he did.
There's nothing wrong with judging, as long as it's righteous.

John 7:24


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:30 AM

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That all sounds like a needlessly elaborate description for something so simple. Isn't the Golden Rule of Atheists Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is the most likely one.

Therefore, the simplest explanation is that God holds everything in its place. You don't need to introduce complex algebra, formulas, forces, and theoretical physics to explain it.
So by that logic making all Christians Atheists? and we all know this boards view on Atheists

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beg Jesus to enter you with His penetrating love,
Now whose using the homosexual innuendo eh?

God you guys are just the most adorable things ever! Especially you Jed. Sending me infractions and shit. And just so you know. You bloody well should pray that I go to hell. It'd be a better place because I'd show the devil for the bitch he is and I'd take over.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:31 AM

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That all sounds like a needlessly elaborate description for something so simple. Isn't the Golden Rule of Atheists Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is the most likely one.

Therefore, the simplest explanation is that God holds everything in its place. You don't need to introduce complex algebra, formulas, forces, and theoretical physics to explain it.
that was my first question thank you for answering.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:32 AM

This group of elitists makes me disgusted to be even remotely related to Christianity. This is what happens when you have religion, shit happens and you have a bunch of idiots trying to be .

I don't care if I'm going to hell. Hell, pretend I didn't exist. I'm going to do whatever the piffle I want, and I'm not going to hell because you say so.
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Are you calling all atheists Nazi's? Wow... just wow...
No, I am just showing that your way of thinking and Hitler's are uncomfortably close...

Do recall that Hitler was an atheist who was inspired by Darwin's theory of evolution. Do you think he came up with the idea of eradicating hundreds to thousands of people himself?


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Now whose using the homosexual innuendo eh?

God you guys are just the most adorable things ever! Especially you Jed. Sending me infractions and shit. And just so you know. You bloody well should pray that I go to hell. It'd be a better place because I'd show the devil for the bitch he is and I'd take over.
Your anus will get rocked in Hell. You will not be laughing when Satan's huge, engorged member is six feet inside your tender rectum, spraying six hundred degree demon semen and deep frying your intestines. You'd better beg Jesus for forgiveness and repent before He smites you and sends you there once and for all.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:34 AM

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Now whose using the homosexual innuendo eh?

God you guys are just the most adorable things ever! Especially you Jed. Sending me infractions and shit. And just so you know. You bloody well should pray that I go to hell. It'd be a better place because I'd show the devil for the bitch he is and I'd take over.
There's nothing remotely sexual in what brother Jed said to you. You queers always take innocent things and turn them into something perverted. Any more sexual harrassment of people on this forum will lead to your ban.

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I'm going to do whatever the piffle I want, and I'm not going to hell because you say so.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:37 AM

"“It is God's will that by doing good, you might cure the ignorance of fools... Exercise your freedom by serving God, not by breaking the rules. Treat everyone you meet with dignity. Love your spiritual family. Revere God. Respect the government.” 1 Peter 2:13-17"

Treat everyone you meet with dignity, No-one who is trying to have a simple debate about this has been met with much dignity, we have been met with insults, horrific slander and general rudeness.

The key words is EVERYONE folks, no-matter what race, belief, age or gender.

I really don't wish to speak anymore to people as closed minded as yourself, I have posted 5-6 messages, each one telling me how I would like to kill children, calling me names, calling me Hitler, and so on and so forth, none of you know me and none of you will want to know me, God clearly states peace for all mankind, honor and love thy nieghbour, family, and god! and I have no idea what has happened, but you have all lost your way, I say this as a true christian, someone who can actually follow in his beliefs.

I have pity on you all. And I hope one day, god shows you how arrogant you have all been, and when that day comes, God, Jesus, myself and anyone else you have been disrespectful of, will forgive you. Because that's what real people and real faith is about.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:37 AM

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This group of elitists makes me disgusted to be even remotely related to Christianity. This is what happens when you have religion, shit happens and you have a bunch of idiots trying to be .

I don't care if I'm going to hell. Hell, pretend I didn't exist. I'm going to do whatever the piffle I want, and I'm not going to hell because you say so.
I can't wait to laugh at you and mock your suffering while you burn. We will be having so much fun in Heaven, driving lamborghinis and such, while your anus is ripped apart by Satan's huge, engorged member. God's will is truly just! Amen!


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:38 AM

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You are a sick, disgusting racist, you know that? I think the world needs to see how intolerant and cruel you atheists are. I guess him systematically murdering several hundred Jews is your definition of a "good guy", huh?
Athiests are the racists? I can't count how many "niggers" or "negros" I have heard on this shit site.

Or the hatred towards gays.

Jesus you people are hard to deal with. I've met some dumb bastards in my life, but you out do them all.

I would have an easier time negotiating with a woman with PMS than you crazy mother piffleers.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-22-2010, 01:39 AM

I don't know what's more sad...ignorant redneck woo-woo believers thinking that a harmless video game is going to cause murders and homosexuality....

or the equally idiotic teenagers that waste their time defending their precious little hobby against people who have already made up their mind.

I think I'll just sit back and enjoy the show. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned



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