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STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-06-2010, 05:35 PM
God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?
Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.
Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.
Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:
Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.
Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld
And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.
Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.
Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
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41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:
Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.
Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”
Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-07-2010, 12:13 AM
Remember the good old days when teachers would beat the lefthandedness out of a child? With my brother they went as far as tying his left hand to his desk so that he couldn't use it.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-07-2010, 12:16 AM
I am so glad my husband forced me to use my right hand when we met.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-07-2010, 02:04 AM
Amen! I am glad to see somebody giving some much-needed attention to the issue of the disgusting, alternate lifestyle of being left-handed.
Of course normal people like us take for granted that our families and friends all use their right hand, but we forget that there is an underbelly to society, a dismal moral abyss of deviants who choose to defy nature and GOD and do everything with their LEFT.
Well, I certainly hope this helps them see the light.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-07-2010, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Seth Campbell
Remember the good old days when teachers would beat the lefthandedness out of a child? With my brother they went as far as tying his left hand to his desk so that he couldn't use it.
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Wise words dear Mr. Campell - Wise words indeed. I can only amagine how glad your brother must be today, knowing that God made the teachers disciplin in time him for his discusting behavior. Would he have been a True Christian™ today if he was still a "leftie"? - I think not.
What happened to the good old days?
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Originally Posted by Sister Christina
I am so glad my husband forced me to use my right hand when we met.
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Your are as blessed as you can be, having a gentle and understanding husband like this. As a husband my self, I know what kind of hard work it is, to disciplin your wife, but True Christian™ husbands are so full of love, that we will always take the time needed for a good beating.
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
Amen! I am glad to see somebody giving some much-needed attention to the issue of the disgusting, alternate lifestyle of being left-handed.
Of course normal people like us take for granted that our families and friends all use their right hand, but we forget that there is an underbelly to society, a dismal moral abyss of deviants who choose to defy nature and GOD and do everything with their LEFT.
Well, I certainly hope this helps them see the light.
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You're absolutely right! If only more sinners would stop their awful behavior and accept Jesus, this would indeed be a better place to live. Again and again we try to tell them what will happen to them when they die, but only a few seems to care about God's words.
It makes me sad to see how many freaks out there still choose to mock Jesus by using their left-hand to do things, only the right hand were meant to be doing.
Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women
Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-07-2010, 11:29 AM
I heard somewhere that Judas Iscariot was supposed to have been left-handed.
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-29-2016, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
Amen! I am glad to see somebody giving some much-needed attention to the issue of the disgusting, alternate lifestyle of being left-handed.
Of course normal people like us take for granted that our families and friends all use their right hand, but we forget that there is an underbelly to society, a dismal moral abyss of deviants who choose to defy nature and GOD and do everything with their LEFT.
Well, I certainly hope this helps them see the light.
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"You know it's people like you that keep descrimination going. It's sites like this. I am Cathloc, and I have faith that God wouldn't send a good person who has faith in our lord for something he or she was born with. Some people can't just change their southpaw, are they going to hell as well?? I am left handed, and I believe in God. I am good but I make mistakes. I don't think I'm going to hell. What this is is just plain ignorance. What disguising lifestyle do we live? How is our lifestyle bad?? Are u familiar with the saying God made u the way u are? Well he made us lefties, and we're not going anywhere. God is with us lefties and the righties who choose to have faith. Without lefties, u wouldn't have apple products, without lefties, our outstanding breakthroughs might not even have existed, righties and lefties are all the same, no matter what u say.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
02-02-2011, 09:22 PM
Been right-handed all my life, and I thank God for that. The Bible is clearly against using your left hand. What is it that some people don't understand?
Psalm 106:3
Blessed are they that keep judgment, And he that doeth righteousness at all times.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
06-10-2011, 04:57 AM
I don't know why everyone is so afraid of Hell. I think it'd be fun to hang out with the prince of darkness.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
06-10-2011, 05:01 AM
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I don't know why everyone is so afraid of Hell. I think it'd be fun to hang out with the prince of darkness.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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08-25-2016, 10:08 PM
You're husband isn't very good then, you should be free to wright how ever you want, a hand is a hand not a judge if you're good or bad...
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-15-2013, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Seth Campbell
Remember the good old days when teachers would beat the lefthandedness out of a child? With my brother they went as far as tying his left hand to his desk so that he couldn't use it.
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Mr Campbell I am blessed to have had such teachers! If not, I would be a diabolical left-hander doing the devil's work.
Amazing how Jesus puts godly people in your path.
I hate how liebrals say that being left-handed is a choice!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-15-2013, 10:08 PM
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I hate how liebrals say that being left-handed is a choice!
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What?
Being a "lefty" is just as much of a choice as being "gay".
The Holy Bible tells us that people choose to be homers.
They are not "born this way".
I had a choice and I choosed to be White, Straight, Blue eyed, Right handed and Saved!
Shout Glory!
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-15-2013, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Helge
What?
Being a "lefty" is just as much of a choice as being "gay".
The Holy Bible tells us that people choose to be homers.
They are not "born this way".
I had a choice and I choosed to be White, Straight, Blue eyed, Right handed and Saved!
Shout Glory!
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Glory!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-15-2013, 11:29 PM
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Glory!
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Yes - Glory!!!
But did you just change your mind?
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-16-2013, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Helge
What?
Being a "lefty" is just as much of a choice as being "gay".
The Holy Bible tells us that people choose to be homers.
They are not "born this way".
I had a choice and I choosed to be White, Straight, Blue eyed, Right handed and Saved!
Shout Glory!
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HOW DID YOU chosoed to be blueeyed? I wnat blueeyes!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-16-2013, 11:58 PM
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HOW DID YOU chosoed to be blueeyed? I wnat blueeyes!
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If you Pray hard enough, Jesus might reward you with Blue eyes, like He did with me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-09-2014, 04:54 PM
You all make it seem that this being left handed is a choice..I am not left handed but I can assure you it is not a Choice. Left handed people were born this way the way in fact god created them there is no making yourself right handed as you fools think. I had a friend that was raised catholic and they tortured him into using his right hand his writing was terrible couldn't catch for crap or throw a ball...God made them this way so I think y'all are sorely wrong acting as if you're god and judging them and trying to change them because in your eyes they aren't perfect. For the other lady to say "I'm glad my husband forced me to be right handed" I say yeah right I bet he can't even read the to do lists. Then the other guy made it appear he beat it out of you...yeah that's what I want a judgmental Christian husband that beats on me because I'm not perfect...the question begs to be asked since you're so judgmental and narrow minded like no one thinks for themselves...is this a cult because I've never since going to church at 5 years old seen a group of Christians like this
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-10-2014, 02:10 AM
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You all make it seem that this being left handed is a choice..I am not left handed but I can assure you it is not a Choice.
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Dear RapeWidow
I am getting tired of people saying "having the gayeez is not a choice", "having the leftie satan hand is not a choice", "being a pedo is not a choice".
First things first. It is an abomination, the whole of it, and the will BURN IN HELL, through their own CHOICE.
GOD commands but in less than a thousand pages and even fewer laws.
Less than the rules of man for the least of things.
And what for?
Deuteronomy 11:27 A blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the LORD your God, which I command you this day:
The simplest of duties for the greatest reward... and you all say "i was born this way, i cannot change".
Those are satan's stubbornness and lies.
PRAY TO JESUS!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-03-2014, 08:56 AM
Lefties are awesome!!! I'm proof of that! And lefties have more sense then any bible tapping jesus junkie!
This thread is further proof of how repulsive you people are!
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