[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

I don't hate Jesus, as I don't even believe that he exists, so how can I gate something that in my opinion does nit exist. I don't eat children, I am a healer at a disabled swimming class fir children so I don't eat children

Okay, so you don't eat babies. Why not? If you are an atheist you have every reason to eat babies, because there is not God.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

I don't hate Jesus, as I don't even believe that he exists, so how can I gate something that in my opinion does nit exist.

Why do you pretend that Jesus doesn't exist? That's just immature and silly.

I don't eat children, I am a healer at a disabled swimming class fir children so I don't eat children

Why would you push cripples in water? You can't use a wheelchair to get across a swimming pool. Pretending that cripples make good athletes is nearly as silly as pretending to not believe in God.

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

Hell? I don't see how not believing in Jesus instantly makes me go to hell, besides where is hell?

How else are you going to get cleansed of your sins? And in the opposite direction to Heaven, obviously.

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

I don't own a xbox or a playstation, and I know very well that I do not know everything.

So you admit that you're wrong about stuff? Why not just agree with God, because He does know everything.

I also came across the minecraft thread, which makes me ask why pick out a single game from the hordes of others doing similar things?

Believe me, we have a lot of threads on the hordes of others doing similar things. Try exploring these tags: atari 2666, ban this immediately!, cancer on society, columbine simulators, evil video games, gamers, gametard, gateway to satanism, homosexual agenda, idiot teenage gamers, living in parent's basement, nintendo wii-go-to-hell, playstation 666, reviews, satan's xbox 666, school shootings, super nintendon't, super violent video games, video games, witchcraft simulators

[handmaiden]

The only reason to ask an atheist teenager anything would be if I needed advice on how to think about sex all the time.

God covers the subject of sex in His Bible.



(There, that should goad him into reading it.)



Sagely Yours,

Handmaiden

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by brother johnII

well thats coz they actually have microchips implanted in their brains, and school nowadays is just a usb cord to the back of the head that uploads all the details. but what they are not aware of is that they have full access to the bible.

but such blasphemus chatter is not permitted by us True Christians™, so they must be converted to the traditional ways. one way i have considered is tattooing important scriptures on their faces so that every morning they wake up to something beautiful.

but anyway apparently im not allowed to discuss anything.

yours faithfully,
brother johnII, True Christian™

True Christian™ is a title trademarked by the Landover Baptist Church, given only to its vetted-and-approved members and to vetted-and-approved non-members like myself (an Honorary True Christian™, I live in Indiana and do not regularly attend Landover's services).

The title is trademarked to ensure that people whose Salvation status is unknown do not represent their misguided views as being those of Landover Baptist Church or of Bible-believing Christians.

You are not a member of Landover Baptist Church. You have not been vetted by the Department of Faith. I know this because your title is "UNSAVED TRASH".

Please do not continue to represent yourself as a True Christian™, particularly while engaging in paranoid rants about microchips and USB cables or while suggesting tattooing, which is expressly forbidden by God.

Thank you.

[Waitwhat?]

I can't quote what I wanted to because I'm on a iPod but I'll answer them anyway.

Why don't believe in jesus? Because there is no credible proof that he existed, an before you say "but the bible" the bible nothing for all we know those guys could have done it for a laugh, probably not but you can't disprove it, as for it being immature and silly, no just no.

Just because someone is crippled doesn't stop them from becoming a athlete, in fact some disabled runners are beating able bodied runners.

Sins? Haha oh no I've done something bad, so now I go to hell, what if I was an athiest that didn't sin?

God doesn't talk to me because he isn't a physical being. If you are hearing voices on your head you should probably see a doctor (apart from your thoughts)

So Christians disagree with violence, check all the wars where millions were massacred by religious zelots.

I play world of warcrft does that mean I am sinning as I play a DEATH knight?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

I can't quote what I wanted to because I'm on a iPod but I'll answer them anyway.

And I don't know to whom you're responding, but will do what I can.

Why don't believe in jesus? Because there is no credible proof that he existed, an before you say "but the bible" the bible nothing for all we know those guys could have done it for a laugh, probably not but you can't disprove it, as for it being immature and silly, no just no.

Yes, I'm sure thousands of Christian martyrs were fed to lions "for a laugh".

Sins? Haha oh no I've done something bad, so now I go to hell, what if I was an athiest that didn't sin?

Well, you started by misspelling "atheist". Isn't that a sin for atheists?

All humans are guilty of sin through God's Curse, placed on us all after Eve chowed on the forbidden fruit. That includes atheists.

I play world of warcrft does that mean I am sinning as I play a DEATH knight?

No, it means you're another unmotivated, directionless gamertard who will grow up to be yet another burden on society.

[Waitwhat?]

I would have found it funny considering they died pointlessly for a cause that is not worth dieing for. I'm on a ipod currently, therefore my grammar cannot be perfect if you own one you would understand due to the keyboard.

I'm wasting my life, hahahahhahaahah. You sir are retarded. I'm wasting my life? your judging this through a thread on a forum create by racist and generally wanker which take being Christian to a whole new extreme. I don't waste my life as I and enjoying it, Which a far as I can tell is not wasting it, you on the other hand are using up oxygen, praying to nothing. You guys take the bible to literally it wouldn't surprise me if you beloved in the story of creation!

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

I can't quote what I wanted to because I'm on a iPod but I'll answer them anyway.

Is that some kind of public transport or maybe a life support machine?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

I[...]I am a healer at a disabled swimming class fir children [...]

Healing is a gift given by God. Have you actually healed any of the gimps or do you take money under false pretences?

[Lisa H]

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

...I'm on a ipod currently

Get of it. You will break it.

[Waitwhat?]

Someone is a hypocrite tolerance, sure, why are they gimps?

That is supposed to say helper but my grammar checker changed it. I don't accept money, I do it because i go home knowing that I've made that child even for 1 hour enjoy himself and to get him away from people like you who judge him by his disability

[LordHaveMercy]

Originally Posted by Talitha

Is that some kind of public transport or maybe a life support machine?

Apparently it is a form of Electro-Shock therapy.








It's not working

[SheepOfGod]

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.



Go go go

Where you droped on your head as a child?

[handmaiden]

Just for the record:

There is nothing that an atheist could possibly say that I would want to hear.

There is nothing that a slack-brained teenager could say that I would want to tolerate hearing.

"Like, you know, dude, God and stuff is lame 'cause He don't wear cool shoes except maybe Jesus smoked weed maybe, you know."


Painedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[SheepOfGod]

When I was in highschool most of the athiests in school were a bunch of dopehead slackers that would always cut class and smoke dope in the bathroom.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by SheepOfGod

When I was in highschool most of the athiests in school were a bunch of dopehead slackers that would always cut class and smoke dope in the bathroom.

Your ability to observe and state the obvious does not absolve you of the sin of being Catholic.




Pointedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[SheepOfGod]

Trust me I'm no child molesting catholic.

[Mad Alice]

I have three questions.

Do you realize that, for every atheist on the planet, God punishes the Earth by making ten-million molecules of ozone vanish? You're responsible for global warming!

Have you looked up the Landover Baptist Church? Perhaps, if you learned more about it, you'd convert and be saved!

If you don't convert of your own, God-given free will, do you realize that we will stone you out of love and concern for your soul?

[Neloter]

Originally Posted by Waitwhat?

I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.



Go go go

I don't believe in god as well but you don't see me calling myself an atheist.

Iphone or Ipod touch?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Neloter

I don't believe in god as well but you don't see me calling myself an atheist.

Iphone or Ipod touch?

That's like saying, "I have anal sex with other men, but you don't see me calling myself a homosexual!"