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Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 09:45 AM
You've been there 15 years now, I bet you're thinking it might have been better to have turned your life over to Jesus?
How many other kids are in Hell with you? Does it bother you to see a new kid plunge into the lake of fire knowing your music brought him there? I hope Satan gives you an extra hard day today!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 10:36 AM
Who is Kurt?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 10:42 AM
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/...ary/index.html
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SEATTLE, Washington (CNN) -- The park bench facing Lake Washington is covered with flowers, poems, a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes and graffiti.
"I miss your beautiful face and voice," one dedication reads.
"Thank you for inspiring me," says another.
"RIP Kurt."
Fifteen years ago Wednesday, at a house adjacent to the park, Kurt Cobain's dead body was discovered by an electrician.
The Nirvana frontman, 27, had committed suicide, police later ruled, killing himself with a shotgun while high on heroin and pills.
Cobain's ashes were reportedly scattered in a Washington state river and a New York Buddhist temple.
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 12:27 PM
Never heard of him.
Is he any relation to the Cobains out in Ohio who are True Christians™ and owned half of Toledo back in the 1960's? My father, Pastor Lamentations Flint, used to play golf with Ralph Cobain. He was a twin. Remind me to tell you about them sometime.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 12:51 PM
I doubt the lawful, God-loving Cobains you speak of, Pastor, would be related to a man who wrote songs about his friends raping him and smelling teens' 'spirit'. Their True Christian influence would've surely rubbed off.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 02:03 PM
I never understood what he was singing, until I stumbled upon the lyrics on the internet.
It's pretty daft really. I don't understand what kids like about him.
What is this song all about?
Cant figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish youd tell me, I dont know
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...
Now Im mumblin and Im screamin
And I dont know what Im singin
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin
I still dont know what Im singin
Were so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah
Its unintel-ligible
I just cant get it through my skull
Its hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? )
With all these marbles in my mouth
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...
Well, we dont sound like madonna
Here we are now, were nirvana
Sing distinctly? we dont wanna
Buy our album, were nirvana
A garage band from seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah
And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheets so hard to find
What are the words? oh, nevermind
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...
Well, Im yellin and were playin
But I dont know what Im sayin
Whats the message Im conveyin?
Can you tell me what Im sayin?
So have you got some idea?
Didnt think so -- well, Ill see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 02:33 PM
A good rock star is a DEAD rock star!
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
A good rock star is a DEAD rock star!
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Now if only his widow would do us all a favor and put herself out of our misery!
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 03:15 PM
Kirk Cobain, the piped piper of Gen X letting the childern off to hell with his songs. Wonder how much singing Kirk does with Satan's oversized meat flute rammed in Kirk's mouth? None, there no room for angst in Hell sinners!
See Kirk, See Kirk burn, too late for Kirk, don't let Kirk be you.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 10:52 PM
Poor Kurt Cocaine. I guess we're all supposed to feel sorry for him?
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-09-2009, 11:22 PM
Who's Kurt Cobain and why are we talking about minor celebrities on these forums?
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
04-10-2009, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
Now if only his widow would do us all a favor and put herself out of our misery!
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Perhaps God has kept that jooish American abomination alive to make the rest of us feel better about ourselves. In times of distress we can say we don't look, act, shoot up as much heroin, nor use our dead husband's fame as Courtney Love.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-14-2009, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
I never understood what he was singing, until I stumbled upon the lyrics on the internet.
It's pretty daft really. I don't understand what kids like about him.
What is this song all about?
Cant figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish youd tell me, I dont know
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...
Now Im mumblin and Im screamin
And I dont know what Im singin
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin
I still dont know what Im singin
Were so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah
Its unintel-ligible
I just cant get it through my skull
Its hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? )
With all these marbles in my mouth
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...
Well, we dont sound like madonna
Here we are now, were nirvana
Sing distinctly? we dont wanna
Buy our album, were nirvana
A garage band from seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah
And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheets so hard to find
What are the words? oh, nevermind
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...
Well, Im yellin and were playin
But I dont know what Im sayin
Whats the message Im conveyin?
Can you tell me what Im sayin?
So have you got some idea?
Didnt think so -- well, Ill see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!
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Excuse me you ignorant fool, that is a divine revelationof 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. The song you posted was written by Weird Al Yankovic.
These are the real lyrics:
Load up on guns
Bring your friends
Its fun to lose
And to pretend
Shes overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word
Hello (x 16)
With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift
I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello (x 16)
With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea
And I forget
Just what it takes
And yet I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
Its hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Hello (x 16)
With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea
You were loved by many Kurt, rest in peace.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-14-2009, 06:58 AM
I think Weird Al's lyrics were ironically more descriptive of what Cobain was trying to say. God bless that Weird Al. And may Kurt Cobain burn in Hell!!!
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-14-2009, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
I think Weird Al's lyrics were ironically more descriptive of what Cobain was trying to say. God bless that Weird Al. And may Kurt Cobain burn in Hell!!!
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Kurt Cobain was an amazing musician and more importantly a beautiful soul. He was also troubled. Who are you to judge? And I'll see you in hell, my dear friend. If there is such a thing.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-14-2009, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by InvaderZimBaby
Kurt Cobain was an amazing musician and more importantly a beautiful soul. He was also troubled. Who are you to judge? And I'll see you in hell, my dear friend. If there is such a thing.
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Kurt Cobain was a racist, sexist musician! How many African-American members of Nirvana were there? How many women? You see my point.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-14-2009, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Kurt Cobain was a racist, sexist musician! How many African-American members of Nirvana were there? How many women? You see my point.
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No, not everything is meant to be cosmopolitan.
I don't think he kept African-Americans out Nirvana, but that he never got a chance to find a black musician who agreed with his musical statement.
PS- African American musicians are one of the most, if not the most important cultural contributions America has made to the world. Of course i don't speak for today's terms (rap "lil wayne" or rubbish like that) I mean in terms of Jazz (which would later help create rock, another zone in which they contributed with nothing less than Jimi Hendrix)
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-14-2009, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by nonethanks
No, not everything is meant to be cosmopolitan.
I don't think he kept African-Americans out Nirvana, but that he never got a chance to find a black musician who agreed with his musical statement.
PS- African American musicians are one of the most, if not the most important cultural contributions America has made to the world. Of course i don't speak for today's terms (rap "lil wayne" or rubbish like that) I mean in terms of Jazz (which would later help create rock, another zone in which they contributed with nothing less than Jimi Hendrix)
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I always thought it was the blues that spawned Satanic scum like Hendrix.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-15-2009, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Kurt Cobain was a racist, sexist musician! How many African-American members of Nirvana were there? How many women? You see my point.
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And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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