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Default Re: I'm new! - 10-18-2006, 10:02 PM

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HAHA im baaaaaaaaack! You can never get rid of me, or ban me, or stop me lol. Gargalo is a dead liar and whales dont have scales. Jonah and the whale was changed to jonah and the big fish after scientific evidence showed that whales are mammals not fish lol. SCIENCE CHANGED THE BIBLE LOL. Now the revision is that a "big ol fish" swallowed jonah. HAHA No victory for you.

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Default Re: I'm new! - 11-06-2006, 02:26 PM

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I almost forgot, Pastor Zeke, Snoothie is a nick name I got in middle school. I really liked smoothies, and this weird kid started calling me smoothie kid, then somo other weird kid changed the spelling and started calling me snoothie. I really don't know what that means.
It means he is an idiot



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