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Default Re: My thoughts. - 05-14-2007, 12:52 PM

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Really? Never heard the term used. Ever. In 35 years. Probably because I'm American, and it's a British term.

But I'll take your word on it, since apparently you know all. Except Jesus, the only thing that matters.

Will your professed superiority serve you well as you are roasting in eternal Hellfire?

He acknowledged that he cut and pasted it from another forum. So perhaps it's his, perhaps it's not. PTFA.

That'd be what I was pointing out to him, asking where it said, as he stated, "Unsaved Welcome".

Again, PTFA. Or get that matted hair out of your eyes.

I could ask the same.
You've never heard the term? You astonish me. I thought "Quotation Marks" was the British term and "Inverted Commas" the American. The dictionaries I've looked at don't mention that "inverted commas" is a British expression. All the other Americans that I've come across have heard of it. It's an everday expression.

Do you have any evidence for it being a British term?

>>He acknowledged that he cut and pasted it from another forum. So perhaps it's his, perhaps it's not.<<
Exactly. Exactly. And he put quotation marks around it. Whichever way you look at it he cannot possibly be plagiarising.

If it's not his the quotation marks make it's plain that he's quoting -- don't they? And his saying he got it from somewhere else also is an acknowledgement of the same.

If it is his he can't possibly plagiarise it.

I had an article stolen from a web site I once did and put on another site. The smartalec who did it, placed a notice on the top -- "This article has been blatantly stolen from xx site".

He was guilty of copyright infringement but not of plagiarism. By admitting that he'd stolen it, he couldn't be plagiarising. Are you confusing plagiarism with copyright infringement? Many seem to.

So I made a slight error with the Unsaved Unwelcome thing.

And you were being pedantic about a minor typo.

If you were to give the church a dollar everytime you feel the urge to be absurdly pedantic over some unimportant term, typo, or spelling mistake, instead of posting it, you would make them rich and stop wasting bandwidth on the forum as well.
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Default Re: My thoughts. - 05-14-2007, 01:18 PM

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It is admirable to think that you could retake america. Yet I feel that I would admire it from a different perspective as you would. I would admire it from the aspect that our government is too flawed for my tastes, yet I am too lazy to attempt to change it due to the fact that I percieve our current system of government as a failure exponentially spiralling out of control.
Oddly enough we agree on this point. The US Federal government is unfair to Christians by not being a theocracy. However we have been working to correct this by getting Bush elected and the government filled with properly public minded Christian appointees. When the terrorists set off that dirty bomb in Los Vegas next September Bush will be able to declare marshal law across the United States and appoint himself president for life (so we can stay the course)

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Please elaborate as to what mean by "a Haliburton built re-education camp".
Well, I would think it would be obvious enough but why ruin a surprise.:;-):



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Default Re: My thoughts. - 05-14-2007, 03:37 PM

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You've never heard the term? You astonish me. I thought "Quotation Marks" was the British term and "Inverted Commas" the American. The dictionaries I've looked at don't mention that "inverted commas" is a British expression. All the other Americans that I've come across have heard of it. It's an everday expression.

Do you have any evidence for it being a British term?

{endless yammering}

And you were being pedantic about a minor typo.

If you were to give the church a dollar everytime you feel the urge to be absurdly pedantic over some unimportant term, typo, or spelling mistake, instead of posting it, you would make them rich and stop wasting bandwidth on the forum as well.
This coming from the person writing scads of posts about it? Goodness, you're nearly as loquacious as you are tiresome. But since you've made an assertion, doubtless correct seeing your expansive worldly wisdom, I suppose we should test it out.

Let's see what we get on the first page of hits on Google, shall we? Apparently you've looked at none of these dictionaries:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/inverted%20comma

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in·vert·ed comma (n-vûrtd)
n. Chiefly British A quotation mark.
http://www.answers.com/topic/inverted-comma

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in·vert·ed comma (ĭn-vûr'tĭd)
n. Chiefly British.
A quotation mark.
http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/i/i0215100.html

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inverted comma definition

n.
Chiefly British A quotation mark.
http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/INVERTEDCOMMA

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Noun: inverted comma
Usage: Brit (=quotation mark)
  1. A punctuation mark used to attribute the enclosed text to someone else
    - quotation mark, quote
http://www.bartleby.com/68/41/1341.html

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Kenneth G. Wilson (1923–). The Columbia Guide to Standard American English. 1993. COMMA 2, INVERTED Inverted commas are quotation marks, double or single, in British English.
http://mw1.merriam-webster.com/dicti...verted%20comma
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Main Entry: inverted comma Function: noun Date: 1789 chiefly British :quotation mark
Now, who's derailed this thread about saving this young cartoon-lover from eternal damnation and turned it into an endless rant about punctuation? This forum is a place to share the Truth about God and Jesus, not for you to endlessly demonstrate your (largely imaginary, it'd seem) book-smarts and attempt to insult the good Christian folk who value Good Book-smarts instead.

Get a haircut, get a life, and get Jesus. Not necessarily in that order.

May we get back to our cartoon fetishist, now? Thank you.

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Default Re: My thoughts. - 05-14-2007, 11:18 PM

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Oddly enough we agree on this point. The US Federal government is unfair to Christians by not being a theocracy. However we have been working to correct this by getting Bush elected and the government filled with properly public minded Christian appointees. When the terrorists set off that dirty bomb in Los Vegas next September Bush will be able to declare marshal law across the United States and appoint himself president for life (so we can stay the course)



Well, I would think it would be obvious enough but why ruin a surprise.:;-):

Do you understand what America was founded upon.

Freedom is not the ability to be free to be dumb.

I am honestly astonished and cannot believe that there are so many people that actually think in this mentality.

(By the way, I appreciate the less common spelling of Las Vigas. Please use some decent grammar, I'm not picky, but you honestly make yourself look bad.)
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Default Re: My thoughts. - 05-14-2007, 11:24 PM

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Freedom is not the ability to be free to be dumb.
You seem to practice the liberty of being dumb all the time. Well, not all the time.


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Default Re: My thoughts. - 05-14-2007, 11:30 PM

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Do you understand what America was founded upon.

Freedom is not the ability to be free to be dumb.

I am honestly astonished and cannot believe that there are so many people that actually think in this mentality.
And I am honestly astonished and cannot believe that there are so many people (including you) that actually think that "freedom" includes the right to be lazy.

Son, this great country of ours was founded by Jesus. Various dagos, wops or other eurotrash communists may try and claim that THEY founded America, but they are letting satan do their thinking.

THIS old sermon by Pastor Deacon Fred may help shed some light on the subject. Which reminds me, Christian Heritage Month is coming up soon!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My thoughts. - 05-14-2007, 11:32 PM

Tommy, would you mind elaborating on your previous statement? I am a little confused.
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Default Re: My thoughts. - 05-19-2007, 10:25 PM

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And exactly who do you think you are? If the KJV1611 is not the Truth, then tell me, what is?
I'll tell you what's lies deleted.

Listen kid, you are not going spread that nonsense from Objective Shutdown Landover on this forum so stuff a sock in it.BJ

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