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That's 2000 years in the past to you, you inexcusably Anglican wench!
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-14-2007, 08:19 PM
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That's 2000 years in the past to you, you inexcusably Anglican wench!
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Sorry Brother, I meant the Muslims of today living in the past ---
Muhammed (ca. 570 AD - 632 AD)
So if they are living in the past today, make that about 1,375 years in the past ---
--- the '700 years in the past' is my mistake, I was thinking of something else as I was typing that
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-15-2007, 09:04 AM
Mark 7 (King James Version)
7Howbeit in vain do they worship me
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-15-2007, 10:32 AM
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Mark 7 (King James Version)
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Deuteronomy 13 (King James Version)
1 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,
2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;
3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
4 Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.
5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.
Got that, Johnny Jihad?
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-15-2007, 10:59 AM
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Deuteronomy 13 (King James Version)
1 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,
2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;
3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
4 Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.
5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.
Got that, Johnny Jihad?
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-15-2007, 12:08 PM
Jesus is God. Countless proofs can be seen HERE.
You are hellbound and an Antichrist.
"Whosoever ... abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God." -- 2 John 9
"For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist." -- 2 John 7
You will spend eternity in hellfire wallowing in pig guts and feeding your false prophet moohamad (piss be upon him) pig turds. Have fun terrorist.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-15-2007, 12:42 PM
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Jesus is God. Countless proofs can be seen HERE.
You are hellbound and an Antichrist.
"Whosoever ... abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God." -- 2 John 9
"For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist." -- 2 John 7
You will spend eternity in hellfire wallowing in pig guts and feeding your false prophet moohamad (piss be upon him) pig turds. Have fun terrorist.
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-15-2007, 02:51 PM
Jesus is in the midst of waging an ass-kicking war in the Middle East right now. I think peace is the furthest thing from his mind right now -- GLORY!
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Jesus is in the midst of waging an ass-kicking war in the Middle East right now. I think peace is the furthest thing from his mind right now -- GLORY!
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-16-2007, 11:08 AM
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Matthew 5
9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
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That is exactly correct. Our Godly President Bush IS the peacemaker referred to in that verse. Our Godly U.S. Troops are over there in your Godless cesspool bringing you democracy and freedom.
God Bless the USA and George W. Bush!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-17-2007, 12:21 AM
There can be no peace until the evil Muslim terrorists are removed from the face of the earth. Remember wars like the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812 where we had to fight off the clingy hands of the evil British empire? Think of this like that: we have to WIN this war so we can be at peace. If we have no enemies, we must be at peace, by default! GLORY!
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-17-2007, 03:32 AM
Is that new avatar your real picture, Noah?
Peace
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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07-17-2007, 07:49 AM
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Is that new avatar your real picture, Noah?
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No he is a moderator who can't answer my questions, replace my photo with his photo, to make the people see how ugly he is
But it's ok I’ll return my photo back
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07-17-2007, 08:16 PM
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No he is a moderator who can't answer my questions, replace my photo with his photo, to make the people see how ugly he is
But it's ok I’ll return my photo back
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Hahahaha
That is typical of the admins and moderators here, Noah ... think nothing of it, they alter members' posts and avatars regularly.
I liked the first avatar you had, what a beautiful looking little boy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-17-2007, 08:36 PM
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Matthew 5
9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
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Rest assured, we have nothing against a little peacemaking in the middle east here..
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Mark 7 (King James Version)
7Howbeit in vain do they worship me
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Can you spell "butchering and taking verses out of context", fool?
Or did you find this horribly butchered verse on some rainbow jihadist website and simple pasted it?
Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups:
And many other such like things ye do.
Mark 7:7-8
Jesus is saying that there is no point in worshipping if you don't worship Him the right way.
That if you turn your back on His commandments and follow your own heart, your own imaginations and commands; then you worship Him in vain.
Exactly as He says in Luke 6:46.. And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say? (Luke 6:46 KJV)
Jesus is speaking to the Pharisees in Mark 7.. using the very words He had given to Esaias the prophet before.
So well done, cameljocker. You've succeded in exposing your incredible stupidity quite nicely.
But then, I'd dare anyone to find me an intelligent or educated mudslime...
No such thing!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-17-2007, 09:12 PM
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I liked the first avatar you had, what a beautiful looking little boy
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You like beautiful little boys? Are you a Muslim too?
Here are a few more beautiful looking little boys you can lust over.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-18-2007, 01:17 AM
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You like beautiful little boys? Are you a Muslim too?
Here are a few more beautiful looking little boys you can lust over.
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Does your question really deserve an answer? No NOT a Muslim, no NOT lusting after cute little boys, that's ridiculous
Your pictures are revolting, Mr Prune --- yeah yeah, I know they are not your pictures, they are terrorists who are preparing their children for jihad and martyrdom --- very sick indeed
I could never condone anything like that, no matter what religion I believed, and I happen to believe in Jesus
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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