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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 04-03-2011, 03:31 AM

I don't hate Jesus sir.


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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 04-11-2011, 07:19 PM

Well, everybody has their kinks.......I heard he was into BDSM too!
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Thumbs down Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 04-17-2011, 05:56 PM

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It's pretty obvious. He is a Christian who wanted to look-up if doing it was okay.

Just so you know, every guy does it whether consciously or unconsciously, if he hasn't seen action for about a month.

I like to believe that God looks away or does something else when I am doing it with a girl or m*st*rb*t*ng.
Pervert! Many of us are devoted followers who would rather read our Bibles and pray than participate in self-love selfishness pleasures like that!

Use your bodies for what they are meant for. The marriage bed shall stay undefiled. (Hebrews 13:4)

If I caught my wife or kids masturbating, I would smack the Jesus right back into them!!


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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 02:53 PM

Good, I like when people watch, it gets me all hot and hard.
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 02:59 PM

Is Hell hot enough for you? Because that's where you're headed little girl.


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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 03:01 PM

Uh, dumb bitch, i'm a guy, i was unaware females could "get hard" unless you have something to share, well?
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 03:07 PM

Laugh it up, Chuckles, but it's Jesus who will have the last laugh when He throws you into the pit to burn in agony for all eternity.


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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 03:08 PM

My troll powers have you in their grasp, yes, feel the anger, you secretly have a penis and want to have sex with women! that's what you were confessing, don't worry, i got it.
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 03:16 PM

You didn't know women get erections? We do. You'd know that if you weren't a 15 year old virgin.

Now, call me a dumb bitch again, little boy.


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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 03:19 PM

I'm 18 thank you, not a virgin and trust me the only women getting erections here is you, with your penis and all, you don't need to be ashamed it just means you're a freak.
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 03:31 PM

One cannot lose one's virginity to oneself, little boy. Or are you confessing that your Daddy used to visit you in your bedroom after your Mommy went to sleep? You probably feel a lot of shame and guilt about that. You should. You sinned and caused your father to sin. You both will burn for all eternity, because of YOU.


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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 03:35 PM

Trying to use guilt on someone, wow that's never been tried, actually i lost it to your mom, she was giving it away on the street corner, i don't usually go for 3 dollar whores, but this was an exception. I coulda been your daddy, but i convinced her to get the abortion, if she hadn't i woulda done it myself, i hate babies, crazy little bastards.
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 03:39 PM

So you won't be reproducing? What a shame.


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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-06-2011, 03:40 PM

I know, same here, i am so amazing if only there were more of me, thanks for seeing it my way.
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-07-2011, 01:40 AM

Masturbation is normal and natural, especially for us young people, there is nothing wrong with masturbating, even if your dear book says so.

Masturbation can liberate stress, and can also prevent rapists from raping people, since they are satisfied. So I reject the idea that masturbating is a sin or whatever bad thing you call it.
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-07-2011, 01:51 AM

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So I reject the idea that masturbating is a sin or whatever bad thing you call it.
Thankfully, no one cares what you think.

Yours in Him,
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-07-2011, 01:59 AM

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Thankfully, no one cares what you think.

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I hope this site is not full of hypocrites like you.
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 06-07-2011, 02:02 AM

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I hope this site is not full of hypocrites like you.
Dear Friend,

How am I a hypocrite, pray tell? I never pretended to be interested in what you had to say. I'm not that good an actor.

Yours in His Disinterest in You,
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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 08-23-2011, 02:18 PM

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You young Christian males pay heed to the wisdom here, you're making Jesus cry.

Dear friends
Can someone help me ?
Someone please write down exactly what he sais in this video ?
Because I cannot understand it, but I understand the writings and text.

Thanks


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Default Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate - 08-23-2011, 02:25 PM

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Can someone help me ?
Someone please write down exactly what he sais in this video ?
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Proverbs 17:24

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