[Nobar King]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

I didn't see that.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Brother what is that tiny bulge in your shorts ?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

It was really cold in the gym that day! I had just gotten done with a cold shower! The light is playing tricks on you!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

It was really cold in the gym that day! I had just gotten done with a cold shower! The light is playing tricks on you!

Understood Brother, been there done that

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Hah! I've never seen her wear anything that didn't look brand new! The day she'd wear a shirt that even had crumbs on it is the day Pastor Ezekiel joins PETA, American Atheists and the DNC!

I'll have you know that Pastor Ezekiel once confided in me that he's a member of each and every one of those organizations PLUS the "Furry Fandom" and NAMBLA, just so he can keep tabs on what horrors they're up to! He goes to all their meetings, and even participates in some of their sick rituals, so he can report accurately about them!

Of course, he doesn't use his real name. He calls himself <CENSORED BY ADMIN>.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

I still think she's wet Cajun coonass.

YIC,
Sayved

"Cajun coonass" is redundant.
I frequently get wet - in the shower, the rain, or when I command my husband to feel amorous. What's your point?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

"Cajun coonass" is redundant.
I frequently get wet - in the shower, the rain, or when I command my husband to feel amorous. What's your point?

The point is you are a sadistic feminazi man-hating God-mocking pervert who does not belong in the Men's Only section of this Godly forum.

Next time I catch you posting in here, you'll go on Moderation again.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Here is my contribution!

Wow. Something more disturbing than the pic of Pastor Ezekiel.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Wow. Something more disturbing than the pic of Pastor Ezekiel.

Yes, and I'm sure you're in much better shape. I can't imagine you look any better, with that lovely avatar of yours. I'm sure the Lord has cursed you for "going in unto" that pig of a wife of yours!


And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty. Isaiah 3:24

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Yes, and I'm sure you're in much better shape. I can't imagine you look any better, with that lovely avatar of yours. I'm sure the Lord has cursed you for "going in unto" that pig of a wife of yours!

1- She is not a pig but a human being. I love her dispite her weight. She's a much nicer person than the True Christians™ here. I'd much rather be married to her than, say, Sister SUV or Bible Thumpin Blonde.
2- Never said I look much better, but I have enough sense not to post half-naked pictures of myself on the internet. I also have enough sense not to post print-shopped photos of other men, paste my head on them and try to pass them off as me.
3- The avatar STILL isn't me. Yeah, I have a receding hairline, but I'm not that bald.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

2- Never said I look much better, but I have enough sense not to post half-naked pictures of myself on the internet. I also have enough sense not to post print-shopped photos of other men, paste my head on them and try to pass them off as me.

Who are you to say that Captain A's neck isn't REALLY that long?

I understand that some time ago, before he was Saved(c), he ran into some trouble involving an attempted lynching. Perhaps he'd like to share that tale with us!

Take it away, Captain A!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Reverend,
That is a topic I spoke to you about in confidence. I was seeking your guidance as a man of God on how to deal with an event that has, as they say, scarred me for life.

Suffice to say that it was my tip top physical condition and my abnormally large head that saved me that terrible night.

The minor scarring on my neck, hidden by my beard, are the least "deep" of the wounds and violations I suffered at the hands of those horrible, swarthy men. Whenever I hear Psalm 133, I am forced to relive that awful night an the "anointing" I was forced to endure!


Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!

It is like the precious ointment upon the head, that ran down upon the beard, even Aaron's beard: that went down to the skirts of his garments;

As the dew of Hermon, and as the dew that descended upon the mountains of Zion: for there the LORD commanded the blessing, even life for evermore.
Psalm 133

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

The minor scarring on my neck, hidden by my beard, are the least "deep" of the wounds and violations I suffered at the hands of those horrible, swarthy men.

They sound like Greeks, what did they do to you before stringing you up Brother ?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Where will you be printing this calendar? Just so I know where to 'accidentally' set a fire where to not buy one?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Where will you be printing this calendar? Just so I know where to 'accidentally' set a fire where to not buy one?

Typical heathen "morality." It just goes to show how badly you need Jesus.