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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
04-13-2013, 07:08 AM
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Are ALL s'midgets demons?
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Sister, all I know is they use some unholy magic to defy the very laws of nature God Himself set in motion. How does this little man stay up? It doesn't make sense!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
04-16-2013, 03:35 PM
It's best not to trust a "person" with the temperament and lifespan of a chihuahua.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
04-16-2013, 04:18 PM
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It's best not to trust a "person" with the temperament and lifespan of a chihuahua.
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MIdgets have been utilized quite effectively in Florida. However, I wouldn't recommend getting close to one unless you are a fully immunized trained professional.
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines...ns-in-florida/
YIC
2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-02-2013, 02:41 PM
Sadly you have removed my posts, so the ones posted do not make sense as to why people have posted in the way they have. I find that rather cowardice if I am permitted to say so.
I feel so sorry for the members of this fellowship and web forum. Iam glad I am saved by grace, and God loves me just as I am and looks at my heart and not my appearance. He blesses me as he did Zaccheus. I pray that God will reveal Himself to you all and make you see the error of your ways.
I cannot believe Pastors are condemning people that through no fault of their own are born with differences such as myself.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-02-2013, 02:51 PM
You're not making any sense, dear. No pastors have condemned anyone. The LORD Himself passes judgement. We are merely the Ambassadors of the King (2 Corinthians 5:20). If you have a problem with the way things are, take it up with Him.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-02-2013, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
Sadly you have removed my posts, so the ones posted do not make sense as to why people have posted in the way they have. I find that rather cowardice if I am permitted to say so.
I feel so sorry for the members of this fellowship and web forum. Iam glad I am saved by grace, and God loves me just as I am and looks at my heart and not my appearance. He blesses me as he did Zaccheus. I pray that God will reveal Himself to you all and make you see the error of your ways.
I cannot believe Pastors are condemning people that through no fault of their own are born with differences such as myself.
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God not only hates you, he hates all sorts of cripples/freaks.
Leviticus 21:17-23
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.
Before I was a True Christian™ I would have accepted you just how you are. Now that I am saved, I have to follow God's word...which means you are unsaved and unworthy.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-02-2013, 03:24 PM
But dont you understand, God sending his only son, in the new testament, changed all that. John 3 v 16 tells us that.
You are all so terribly mislead, I pray God will help to lead you into the light. My God is a loving and forgiving God, and he loves the sinners, so know he must love me a child of His.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-02-2013, 03:57 PM
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But dont you understand, God sending his only son, in the new testament, changed all that. John 3 v 16 tells us that.
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No dear, look again at what the LORD says in His Word...
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Note the phrase "that whoseover believeth in him." This does not mean, "that anyone and everyone." There exists a very specific condition here - belief in Christ. No belief? No Salvation.
For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
The world (mankind) has already been condemned ("the wages of sin is death," Romans 6:23). The Son came for those who MIGHT be Saved. This word is used in auxiliary function to express permission, but not everyone has this permission. The default is set not to "Salvation," but to "Perish":
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
John 3:16-18
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
You are all so terribly mislead, I pray God will help to lead you into the light. My God is a loving and forgiving God, and he loves the sinners, so know he must love me a child of His.
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Clearly dear, you are the one misled. Someone erroneously taught you that Jesus loves you unconditionally. Where this idea came from is anyone's guess (*cough* communist hippies *cough*), but it certainly isn't from the Holy Bible. The Holy Bible is very clear to those who but read it: Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-02-2013, 04:05 PM
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You are all so terribly mislead,
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I'm so glad that you finally arrived in our forum to tell us we're doing it wrong. I don't know what I would have done without all of this new information you have to share.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-02-2013, 05:08 PM
Are midgets evil demons?
Yes.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-02-2013, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
But dont you understand, God sending his only son, in the new testament, changed all that. John 3 v 16 tells us that.
You are all so terribly mislead, I pray God will help to lead you into the light. My God is a loving and forgiving God, and he loves the sinners, so know he must love me a child of His.
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Can we get a fluffy bunny medal....throw in a cherry picker too.
Have you read these verses Lally?
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.
Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-02-2013, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
I'm not having a very good day so far.
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
...and that's when the fist fight started.... It took me a few tries, but I finally beat that little evil demon down with my KJV1611 Bible.
Are ALL s'midgets demons?
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-03-2013, 01:37 PM
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I'm so glad that you finally arrived in our forum to tell us we're doing it wrong. I don't know what I would have done without all of this new information you have to share.
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I am glad you accept that you are so very wrong, you are so very misinformed. God doesn't see colour, size or any disability, He loves us just as we are, as long we are, and just wants us to know Him more and more. I am sad that your group are so uneducated in the bible interpretation, and totally misunderstanding it. If I should be condemned as your "friends" insist, why has God so richly blessed me, both with a lovely husband and two sons, and lots of Christian friends who love me too. I shall pray for your group, but I shall also report it, as it comes under the title of abuse and hate crime.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-03-2013, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
I am glad you accept that you are so very wrong, you are so very misinformed. God doesn't see colour, size or any disability, He loves us just as we are, as long we are, and just wants us to know Him more and more. I am sad that your group are so uneducated in the bible interpretation, and totally misunderstanding it. If I should be condemned as your "friends" insist, why has God so richly blessed me, both with a lovely husband and two sons, and lots of Christian friends who love me too. I shall pray for your group, but I shall also report it, as it comes under the title of abuse and hate crime.
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Can you post any Scripture that says how God loves cripples, spastics or retardeds? Because I have the entire KJV Bible committed to memory, and I can't come up with one.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-03-2013, 03:05 PM
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God doesn't see colour, size or any disability,
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Do you not read the replies to you? Mr. Cresser took precious time out of his very busy day to show you specifically how God DOES see, and hate your disability. He can't stand to have it near Him in the Holy Temple, how on earth do you expect to be near Him in Heaven?
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
God not only hates you, he hates all sorts of cripples/freaks.
Leviticus 21:17-23
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.
Before I was a True Christian™ I would have accepted you just how you are. Now that I am saved, I have to follow God's word...which means you are unsaved and unworthy.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-03-2013, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You're not making any sense, dear. No pastors have condemned anyone. The LORD Himself passes judgement. We are merely the Ambassadors of the King (2 Corinthians 5:20). If you have a problem with the way things are, take it up with Him.
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You are certainly not Ambassadors of the same Jesus Christ that I am, that died for us all, and loves us, and the God of Love who doesn't look at man's appearance but looks on the inside.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-03-2013, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
You are certainly not Ambassadors of the same Jesus Christ that I am, that died for us all, and loves us, and the God of Love who doesn't look at man's appearance but looks on the inside.
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Your small brain size clearly makes you a complete retard. Maybe you need bigger letters.
GOD HATES DWARVES
THE PROOF IS IN Leviticus 21:17-23
What part of this do you not understand!?
Jesus clearly wants to test my patience with idiots today.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-03-2013, 03:23 PM
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You are certainly not Ambassadors of the same Jesus Christ that I am,
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Indeed. We are Ambassadors of the Christ of the Holy Bible, the Alpha and the Omega, the One who alone can save man from the righteous punishment of having been born to sin, not some-perfect-but-platonic boyfriend fantasy character you've concocted in your head.
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that died for us all,
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Not all, dear, for those who believe. It's in the Bible. I'm not making this up.
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
and loves us,
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Not all, dear. Did you read the verses I shared with you about whom God hates? I have more if you need. It's in the Bible. I'm not making this up.
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
and the God of Love who doesn't look at man's appearance but looks on the inside.
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With exceptions such as dwarfism. It's in the Bible. I'm not making this up.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-03-2013, 03:44 PM
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Your small brain size clearly makes you a complete retard. Maybe you need bigger letters.
GOD HATES DWARVES
THE PROOF IS IN Leviticus 21:17-23
What part of this do you not understand!?
Jesus clearly wants to test my patience with idiots today.
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My God dislikes Wolves in Sheeps clothing, which truly members of this group are. Jesus loves the sinner, and when he came to die in the new testament he took away all the hate, and died for all, big small, fat thin, strong and weak. Praise His name for that. You are clearly a very sad man, who needs my Jesus.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-03-2013, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
Jesus loves the sinner, and when he came to die in the new testament he took away all the hate, and died for all, big small, fat thin, strong and weak. Praise His name for that. You are clearly a very sad man, who needs my Jesus.
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Jesus didn't temporarily die on the cross so that people could just sin to their heart's content! He still expects people to STOP SINNING or else they are doomed to eternal damnation! All you have to do is stop being a bleeding heart LIEberal midget and He will welcome you with open arms! Why do you so insist on ignoring the Bible and pretending Jesus is a wooly-headed kumbaya DemocRAT?
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