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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-01-2010, 11:09 PM
Satan's music comes in all kinds of forms, as varied as they are revolting. From folk music turning people into lesbians:
to rap music turning people into prostitutes:
to quirky indie pop turning young children into lazy welfare bums leeching off Big Government (note the red flag):
to more rap music, but turning Celtic people into alcoholics this time (not that it takes much):
God hates the lot of it and the whole filthy business should be given a wide berth.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-01-2010, 11:41 PM
This song has recently come to my attention. The demon bandleader's intention is clear.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-10-2010, 10:14 AM
I'm surprised this didn't pop up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVToZfaGCTw
The name say's it all
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-10-2010, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Cantankeros josh
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I thought this one was more accurate as to the kinesiology of a full bladder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DacxAfN_T-Y
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-10-2010, 08:20 PM
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
NEVER listen to that song.
This version quite obviously has homersexural connotation.
'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
there they are standing in a row
big ones small ones some as big as your head
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said'
but also more than alludes to cheap male prostitution, not only with some of the above lyric but also this:
"singing rolly bowly ball a penny a pinch"
It does not help that Danny Kaye is singing it either.
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There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-11-2010, 01:17 PM
i heards that Mr.Prince not allows his musicks on them youtubes an stuff, an that be real goods cuz my momma lurve his musicks, an it all be nawty musicks
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-11-2010, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Petal
i heards that Mr.Prince not allows his musicks on them youtubes an stuff, an that be real goods cuz my momma lurve his musicks, an it all be nawty musicks
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Yes, Petal, everything you say about the Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince is true. But you have to remember, his "heyday" was a long time ago, and nowadays, his fan base is mostly confined to wheelchairs and the Alzheimer's Ward. Mr. Former is far less of a threat than he once was.
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-11-2010, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Folks, I know there are a thousand threads on LBC about music, but I think this one may be VITAL to Saving our Souls!
I want to compile a list of songs that could send you straight to HELL if you listen to them (accidentally or not).
Please help with this important service by adding your addition.
TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!
******** Please DO NOT LISTEN or watch these vids as they are very sexshural !!! *************
Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.
I'll start
A Little More - Dr. Hook
Afternoon Delight
Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.
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HAHAAHAHAhahahaHAHaHAHAHahaHAHaHaHa you've ahahaah yo ahahahahahah you hate hehehe shrimps? ahahahahahaHHAHHAHAHAhAhAhaHAHAHAHaHaHAH Claiming that hahahaha that god hates them. hahahahHHAHAHHhahAhAHAHAAHAHaHaHAHaHaHAH.
BibleThumpinBlonde: What are you talking about? God totally hates shrimps I can prove it that it says that in the bible I just can't remember on what page it says that but that don't matter, you can trust me it's not like I've been sent to prison or something like that.
Me: HAhahAHaHAHaHHaHHaHahhahAhaHaHaHaHaHaHaHAHaHHAhahh aha
Even your name is rather odd let's take BibleThumpinBlonde and take away one "T" and BibleHumpinBlonde is born and baptized.
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-12-2010, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by True Satanist Fool
HAHAAHAHAhahahaHAHaHAHAHahaHAHaHaHa you've ahahaah yo ahahahahahah you hate hehehe shrimps? ahahahahahaHHAHHAHAHAhAhAhaHAHAHAHaHaHAH Claiming that hahahaha that god hates them. hahahahHHAHAHHhahAhAHAHAAHAHaHaHAHaHaHAH.
BibleThumpinBlonde: What are you talking about? God totally hates shrimps I can prove it that it says that in the bible I just can't remember on what page it says that but that don't matter, you can trust me it's not like I've been sent to prison or something like that.
Me: HAhahAHaHAHaHHaHHaHahhahAhaHaHaHaHaHaHaHAHaHHAhahh aha
Even your name is rather odd let's take BibleThumpinBlonde and take away one "T" and BibleHumpinBlonde is born and baptized.
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Stop trying to make sexual adavances to BibleThumpinBlonde you whore chaser pervert.
Galatians 5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-12-2010, 01:38 AM
I will have to admit that when I first heard this song on the TV I believed it to be from MTV, Ministry's Television, and I heard only a small bit of it. I was taken by the seemingly Biblical and Evangelical tone that I went out and bought 6 copies of the DVD of the album. I mean it was produced by a group called Genesis and I thought that I could share the Word with friends through music during the Christmas season. I guess my biggest mistake was not listening/ watching the whole album before giving them to late ''friends'' as gifts. I do believe the local Pastor was never angrier after receiving his copy. I had to sit in the front pews for 4 weeks so he could make sure I heard every word of his Sermons.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-12-2010, 10:56 PM
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-13-2010, 06:58 PM
You shall not cook a lamb in its mothers milk.
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-15-2010, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Franz Bieberkopf
ALL kinds of country music will send you straight to hell
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Do you have any scripture to back that up?
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-19-2010, 10:23 PM
And what of this Lady Gaga’s music? My gosh, the garments she displays are so repulsively revealing they make me blush. And so much fluff and bling! I guess it speaks to the songs “Beautiful, Dirty Rich” and “Shake UR Kitty” with the worst offender being “Dirty Ice - Cream”! Dare I admit indulging in the pleasure of ice cream now?
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-20-2010, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Choir Girl
And what of this Lady Gaga’s music? My gosh, the garments she displays are so repulsively revealing they make me blush. And so much fluff and bling! I guess it speaks to the songs “Beautiful, Dirty Rich” and “Shake UR Kitty” with the worst offender being “Dirty Ice - Cream”! Dare I admit indulging in the pleasure of ice cream now?
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Sister,
This is a disturbing post. On one hand, I want to compliment you for your recognition that the flesh of the female should never be revealed:
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"Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness." Leviticus 18:19 - KJV
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On the other hand, do you think "lady gaga" or the rest of your sexual innuendoes serve Jesus Christ?
I'm worried Sister
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-20-2010, 03:57 AM
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-20-2010, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
Sister,
This is a disturbing post. On one hand, I want to compliment you for your recognition that the flesh of the female should never be revealed:
On the other hand, do you think "lady gaga" or the rest of your sexual innuendoes serve Jesus Christ?
I'm worried Sister
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Brother Harold, I will take your compliment as I most assuredly know my place… and I keep it covered at all times. But this gal GaGa [who makes otherwise intelligent folk go gaga] is no innuendoe… she is indeed a genuwine threat to all who dare to venture there. So, not to worrie, I am but a humble servant of God. GaGa is a mockhorey.
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-21-2010, 03:37 AM
This music will certainly send you straight to hell. Before you watch it make sure you have your King James Bible next to you.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-21-2010, 06:34 AM
So what music is okay?
And on the other music thread he saw his daughter watch rick astley and heard it was some kind of joke? It is. When somebody makes a fake video they usually use rick astleys song and then if you watched that you have been ''rick rolled'' :/
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Re: Music that will send you to HELL -
08-21-2010, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr fool
So what music is okay?
And on the other music thread he saw his daughter watch rick astley and heard it was some kind of joke? It is. When somebody makes a genuine video they usually use rick astleys song and then if you watched that you have been ''rick rolled'' :/
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This music is approved by us, so is therefore approved by GOD!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62
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