General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship. |
|
Night Hag
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,231
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Enzed
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-17-2007, 03:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
I'll show you on the doll where HE touched me
L ve, Sister Thumper
|
I'm sure there must be some christian type reason as to why JC "touched" you in the area of your navel?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
|
|
"Stumpy"
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 430
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Waving the Flag for Jesus
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-17-2007, 03:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lilith
I'm sure there must be some christian type reason as to why JC "touched" you in the area of your navel?
|
She's OBVIOUSLY talking about her heart, foul wretch! Always with your mind on sin, right Lilith?
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-17-2007 at 03:51 AM.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 279
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: RUT battlefield
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-17-2007, 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Warrior in Christ
How can you not love Jesus? Do you know that if you do not accept Jesus into your heart you will be damned to burn in hell for an eternity?
|
If you love Jesus then you are a necrophiliac (because you love someone who's dead) and a homosexual (Jesus was a man).
|
|
On Extended Furlough
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 4,784
Join Date: Nov 2006
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-17-2007, 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
If you love Jesus then you are a necrophiliac (because you love someone who's dead) and a homosexual (Jesus was a man).
|
So I take it you hate your father and your grandfather?
You're an imbecile. Nobody said anything about having relations with Jesus!
Oh, and what part of "resurrection" don't you understand?
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,554
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-17-2007, 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
If you love Jesus then you are a necrophiliac (because you love someone who's dead) and a homosexual (Jesus was a man).
|
I guess Peter you obsession with sex must arise from having a name frequently used as a euphemism for tallwaycker. No Peter; a Christian love for Jesus is pure and depravity free. God does not need to sex or any vile seed spilling to create. No, when Jesus hold us in HIS loving hands and lets HIS power flow into us we can be sure Our Risen Savior there is nothing homer about it.
Peter, friend, won’t you look into Jesus kind blue eyes and take HIS soft but strong hand?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
|
True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
|
|
Posts: 11,024
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-17-2007, 05:44 PM
I have been wanting to contribute to this thread, but Pastor told me to never again tell the story of HOW THE MESSYCAN JESUS CAME TO THE DOOR, DIRTY FROM GARDENING, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE REAL JESUS, ALL DIRTY AND SWEATY FROM CARRYING HIS CROSS UP HIS HILL AGAIN AND I MISTAKENLY, IN CHRISTIAN LOVE, OFFERED HIM A SHOWER AND THEN GOT INTO THE SHOWER WITH HIM.
Because He sooo needed a good scrub-a-dub-dubbing....
But I cannot disObey Pastor so perhaps some other time.
|
|
Night Hag
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,231
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Enzed
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-18-2007, 03:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Warrior in Christ
She's OBVIOUSLY talking about her heart, foul wretch! Always with your mind on sin, right Lilith?
|
What,navels are sinful now?
Who knew!
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-18-2007, 03:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lilith
What,navels are sinful now?
|
The things that YOU do with them are.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Night Hag
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,231
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Enzed
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-19-2007, 04:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The things that YOU do with them are.
|
But Zeke,you said you LIKED that!
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-19-2007, 05:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lilith
But Zeke,you said you LIKED that!
|
You are confusing your daily fantasies with reality again, harlot. I am not, nor have I ever been, enlisted with the Ukranian Navy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Night Hag
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,231
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Enzed
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-20-2007, 03:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You are confusing your daily fantasies with reality again, harlot. I am not, nor have I ever been, enlisted with the Ukranian Navy.
|
Oh...so..you didn't want me to tell anyone,then? Oops.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
|
|
Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
|
|
Posts: 112
Join Date: Feb 2007
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-21-2007, 03:44 AM
At one point I thought Jesus touched me on my tonsils...but I realize now that that was stupid.
SONS of ADAM touch me on my tonsil, jesus touches me everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
vw
Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-21-2007, 04:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by virginWhore
At one point I thought Jesus touched me on my tonsils...but I realize now that that was stupid.
SONS of ADAM touch me on my tonsil, jesus touches me everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
vw
|
Even I wouldn't have gone that far. You must have some balls saying that in here.
|
|
Re: Share with us how Jesus has touched you. -
04-21-2007, 04:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lilith
Oh...so..you didn't want me to tell anyone,then? Oops.
|
He is kind of cute though isn't he.
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|