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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2016, 06:45 AM
Jesus finally dispatches LIEberal Canadian journalist Morley Safer of CBS's "60 Minutes" to his just reward in the eternal Lake of Fire. Removing one more Canadian socialist in the US is a big step towards making American great again.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...nap-story.html
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05-24-2016, 04:32 PM
Anyone who has ever asked a question on "60 Minutes" will end up toasting in Hell. They way they persecute, harangue and beligerently badger Business people for simply doing their jobs is terrible! The liberals and their tactics of persecuting Conservative Makers and Fine, Upstanding Businessmen is disgusting. Simply disgusting. What a sad state of affairs the Liberals have handed us.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-04-2016, 06:39 AM
Muhammad Ali Dead
Try dodging Satan's crusty claws now, fool! No camel-piss for you in HELL!
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06-04-2016, 07:48 AM
I'm sure Jesus has arranged a special reception for Muhammad Ali (AKA Cassius Clay before he converted to mooslimb) - and it doesn't include virgins.
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06-04-2016, 08:55 AM
PRAISE!!
The Uppitiest Negro of them all is gone, doomed to shuffle, bob and weave to avoid Satan's hooks for all eternity. I hope his eternal torment and agony will be a lesson to others. Why, oh why can't the Black man simply accept his God given role as servant, comedy relief, good luck charm, low cost labor, and dancing entertainment for the White man? Why must they make their afterlife for all eternity MUCH, MUCH worse by fighting God's Plan™ for them?
Really, it makes me sad. Everyone who knows me will tell you first and foremost how much I sincerely care about the Negro people and wish them well. If only they would take my sincere advice and do exactly what they're told to do by the White man, everyone would be much happier in the long run.
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06-04-2016, 03:06 PM
Cassius Clay joined Is-lame to avoid obeying his lawfully constituted government (Romans 13:1-5). Of course, we believe in freedom of religion, but that doesn't count. Now he can experience floating like a butterfly into hell and being bee-stung for eternity.
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06-08-2016, 12:38 PM
Peter Shaffer, who wrote plays glorifying perversion and pagan sacrifices, will spend eternity in Satan's stables, being molested by the horses.
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06-19-2016, 11:53 PM
Anton Yelchin begins an eternity of unspeakable suffering today as the LORD strikes him down to punish Gene Roddenberry 50 years after the creation of Star Trek, to prove God will not be mocked (Galatians 6:7). Yelchin was best known for his portrayal of Star Trek character Chekov.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-20-2016, 12:21 AM
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PRAISE!!
The Uppitiest Negro of them all is gone, doomed to shuffle, bob and weave to avoid Satan's hooks for all eternity. I hope his eternal torment and agony will be a lesson to others. Why, oh why can't the Black man simply accept his God given role as servant, comedy relief, good luck charm, low cost labor, and dancing entertainment for the White man? Why must they make their afterlife for all eternity MUCH, MUCH worse by fighting God's Plan™ for them?
Really, it makes me sad. Everyone who knows me will tell you first and foremost how much I sincerely care about the Negro people and wish them well. If only they would take my sincere advice and do exactly what they're told to do by the White man, everyone would be much happier in the long run.
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Ok so called true Christian show me a verse in the bible that specifically states that any black man or woman is to be a servant for the white man. Oh also I know you can't do because their is no verse that says black people are to servants to whites. It does mention servitude but it doesn't mention which races are the rulers and which are the servants.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-20-2016, 01:00 AM
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Ok so called true Christian show me a verse in the bible that specifically states that any black man or woman is to be a servant for the white man. Oh also I know you can't do because their is no verse that says black people are to servants to whites. It does mention servitude but it doesn't mention which races are the rulers and which are the servants.
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Buying and selling people to profit from their labor was always perfectly acceptable to Christians until the liberals got so uppity and thought they could rewrite history. The LORD specifically permits it, and the Holy Bible sets out rules for the appropriate handling of slaves. When you get around to reading the Holy Bible, you'll read about Ham, one of the sons of Noah. Ham committed an unforgivable sexual crime against his father Noah (Genesis 9:20-27). For this crime Noah cursed Ham's son Canaan. From this curse we know Canaan and his descendants are inferior beings with distinctive black skin and well suited to lives of slavery. The Curse of Ham has long been cited as evidence of God's Will for imposing eternal slavery upon black people, and black people alone. Pastor Billy-Reuben has a very informative post you might enjoy reading: Where did the races come from? As happy as we may be to talk about this subject, let's do so elsewhere. This thread exists to praise Jesus for sending yet another sinner into the open arms of Satan, to their eternal torment, and Jesus' eternal delight (Psalm 2:4).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-20-2016, 01:20 AM
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Ok so called true Christian show me a verse in the bible that specifically states that any black man or woman is to be a servant for the white man. Oh also I know you can't do because their is no verse that says black people are to servants to whites. It does mention servitude but it doesn't mention which races are the rulers and which are the servants.
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Chris, I am disappointed in you. Had you read His Word, you would understand that any number of men, women or children around you are acceptable slaves, and personal property of the Christian man. Plenty of spooks around me. Or chinks or spics for that matter. And God did not limit "around you" to any distance.
Leviticus 25:44-45 "Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession."
Chris, why do you fight God at every turn instead of simply reading His instruction manual in the Holy Bible on how to conduct yourself?
You are still in my prayers,
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-05-2016, 03:05 AM
Fantasy novelist Elie Wiesel joins Tolkien and Lovecraft in Hell. George RR Martin is next!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-06-2016, 04:02 PM
With any hope, all you FALSE CHRISTIANS will be on your way there with them.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-06-2016, 05:12 PM
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With any hope, all you FALSE CHRISTIANS will be on your way there with them.
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Blah blah blah, Scripture or StFU, thanks.
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07-26-2016, 11:27 PM
From an only somewhat liberal-biased source:
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Miss Cleo, the TV psychic who became famous in the late ‘90s for her catchy commercials, has died, FOX411 has confirmed.
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I've already heard the woo believers' answer to whether she foresaw that, which is "Psychic powers don't work that way." Given psychics' not exactly stellar success rate at predicting the future, when their predictions are couched in falsifiable terms at all, psychic powers obviously don't work in any way that the woo believers claim. True Christianity™ wins again.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-22-2016, 09:50 AM
You've probably never heard of Belgian jazz harmonica player 'Toots' Thielemans, because if you're not a disgusting pervert, you certainly haven't seen the 1969 film "Midnight Cowboy." Toots Thielemans was the enabler, the abettor, the facilitator of the soundtrack of one of the most disgusting films ever made. He was the amoral musician who expertly blew the harmonica on the Midnight Cowboy theme like he was getting busy with Satan's tallywacker.
Or maybe you know him from his whistling on the Eurotrash elevator music (to the gallows) classic, "Bluesette":
Well now, "Toots" was cut down yesterday and summarily smited by God at the age of 94. "Toots" is tooting on Satan's throbbing, massive, barbed tallywacker on his knees in Hell.
Blow, Toots, Blow!! FOREVER!!! IN HELL!!!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-29-2016, 08:53 PM
Gene Wilder, model for the "Condescending Wonka" meme, boot-kicked right into the arms of Satan and his minions today! He had his chance. He was born to Jewish parents but lived in America. How can you not hear about the Christ Baby Child while living in America? He had no excuse.
Apparently he played in a few movies, too:
“The Producers,” “Blazing Saddles,” “Young Frankenstein,” “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” and “Stir Crazy.”
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-01-2016, 05:11 PM
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Well, now he can join his late wife, Gilda Radner, in eternal suffering. I'm sure the only reason that Hollywood marriage didn't end in divorce is that she died first.
Have you noticed how few comedians are Godly? Why is that, you suppose?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-06-2016, 12:40 AM
Phyllis Schlafly, who died today, shows that in terms of being saved, you can be, as the song goes, so close, so close and yet so far. She undeniably hated many of the same people whom God hates (Psalm 139:21-22), including feminazis, sodomites, and liberals, but since she was a Catholic, she will spend eternity bobbing up and down in the lake of fire unless she repented of her Roman paganism and embraced True Christianity™ in time.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-06-2016, 03:58 AM
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Phyllis Schlafly, who died today, shows that in terms of being saved, you can be, as the song goes, so close, so close and yet so far. She undeniably hated many of the same people whom God hates (Psalm 139:21-22), including feminazis, sodomites, and liberals, but since she was a Catholic, she will spend eternity bobbing up and down in the lake of fire unless she repented of her Roman paganism and embraced True Christianity™ in time.
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A sad reminder Pastor, a good Republican should be going to Heaven. Other prominent Republicans come to mind that have been tempted by the Roman Papists - like Newt Gingrich, but Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Rudy Giuliani, Bobby Jindal, Martin O'Malley, George Pataki, Marco Rubio and Rick Santorum all have time to repent.
Of the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi stands out, as does Joe Biden, and the notorious Kennedys. All Democrats are going to wind up in the Lake of Fire for their baby killing - whether they're papists or not. Your average Democrat would kill Baby Jesus if given the chance.
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