General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship. |
|
Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 844
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ...
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-03-2006, 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
I have six sisters.
|
Sorry, I meant theres six of us, my mind isn't really clear, so I'm going to get some sleep.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-03-2006, 11:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
Sorry, I meant theres six of us, my mind isn't really clear, so I'm going to get some sleep.
|
Very well Ixi, then you should go sleep it off then and we will talk later about your salvation.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
|
True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
|
|
Posts: 11,024
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-04-2006, 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Very well Ixi, then you should go sleep it off then and we will talk later about your salvation.
|
Yes, after she sleeps it off her head should be clearer. If she also takes headache pills, has a couple cups of coffee, and Prays Jesus.
(I'm guessing that these first two might work.)
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-04-2006, 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
Sorry, I meant theres six of us, my mind isn't really clear, so I'm going to get some sleep.
|
You can't even keep track of how many demons your harlot mother has spawned? She's not called Lilith by any chance, is she? I'd advise you to go and check she hasn't hatched another in the last ten minutes or so.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 10,667
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-05-2006, 03:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
my mind isn't really clear
|
Tell us something we don't already know, dear.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
|
|
Professor of English Landover University
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 3,501
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Ministering to the Liebral Godless of New Zealand
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-05-2006, 04:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
Sorry, I meant theres six of us, my mind isn't really clear, so I'm going to get some sleep.
|
Yes, have a good sleep, it is always a help. And along with the headache pills, remember to drink a lot of water. The problem with too much super-strength lager is that it causes dehydration which causes the headaches, etc.
Most important of all, remember to pray to Jesus to deliver you from your life of sinfulness and addiction. Ask him to forgive you for your clinging to this pagan wickedan nonsense -- for your dancing skyclad in the woods with demons and your sacrificing of skinned cats to Satan. Tell him that you are sorry, are prepared to give it all up, become a True Christian™, and tithe most of your money to Landover.
Do it, Iky, for the sake of your Aeternal soul!
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
|
Soldier of God
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 106
Join Date: Sep 2006
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-05-2006, 07:32 AM
Surely this Iky has lied about her age; it looks as if we've got a 5-year old in here. "Stop being so mean, you big meanies."
Well, maybe when you learn to properly read you can pick up a copy of the Bible to learn just what right and wrong is. If God demands certain behaviours, then surely they are in no way wrong.
|
|
Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 844
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ...
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-06-2006, 05:25 PM
Big deal, I'm just getting some sleep...
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-06-2006, 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
Big deal, I'm just getting some sleep...
|
and refreashed, you are open to Jesus's eternal love we can hope Ixi?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
|
Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 844
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ...
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 02:32 AM
I'm open to what you have to say to me, and I hope you are the same.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
|
|
True Christian™ Theologian
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 3,979
Join Date: Sep 2006
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 02:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
I'm open to what you have to say to me, and I hope you are the same.
|
Let me assure you: We're not open to your blasphemies.
We're here to save you, not the other way around. (We're alreadly Saved. Praise!)
Make no misstake about it.
But it gladdens me that you are listening to the word of God.
Please Ixky, won't you submit to Jesus?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
|
|
Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 844
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ...
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 02:39 AM
I'm not saying I'm going to turn your religon around, no one could do that. But can you worship but not be so creul to others?
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
|
|
True Christian™ Theologian
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 3,979
Join Date: Sep 2006
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 02:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
I'm not saying I'm going to turn your religon around, no one could do that. But can you worship but not be so creul to others?
|
We're not cruel, we simply obey Jesus. Praise Him!
You see Icxi, society may change, it's laws may change.
But God, He does not change. He has no reason to.
We rather stick with God, or do you think secular society could save you from hell?
No, only Jesus can do that.
Even if it means we are shunned by society, we gain Heaven. We follow the LORD Jesus Christ. Our Savior. Praise Him!
I rather lose society and gain Heaven, than lose Heaven and gain eternal torment in hell..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
|
|
Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 844
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ...
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 02:48 AM
Sounds reasonable...but not too others. Can't you love Baby Jesus without running over Goths? Isn't that simple?
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
|
|
True Christian™ Theologian
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 3,979
Join Date: Sep 2006
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 02:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
Can't you love Baby Jesus without running over Goths?
|
No.
We have to obey Him totally Ixki, it's really that simple.
You can't argue with God.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 02:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
Sounds reasonable...but not too others. Can't you love Baby Jesus without running over Goths? Isn't that simple?
|
But Jesus WANTS us to run over goth scum. It even says so in the Bible. So why do want to persecute good Christians who want to worship God the way He commands? Why do you spew hatred Ms. Icky?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 844
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ...
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 02:54 AM
So if Jesus told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
|
|
True Christian™ Theologian
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 3,979
Join Date: Sep 2006
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 02:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ixi
So if Jesus told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
|
Suicide is a sin so Jesus would never ask that.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
|
|
Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 844
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ...
|
|
Re: this is ixis sister -
11-13-2006, 03:01 AM
But if he did, would you?
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: this is ixi's sister... this is ixi's sister on drugs -
11-13-2006, 03:06 AM
Jesus died temporarily on the cross for your sins, Ms. Icky. Why do you hate Him so?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|