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I can't answer... -
11-08-2006, 11:31 PM
...my private messages.
After a bit of research into Landover, I've decided to withdraw my intended article.
Could someone please tell me how to answer my PM's? There is something that I would like to say to the mods that others shouldn't be privy to.
Thanks in advance
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Re: I can't answer... -
11-08-2006, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Eye of the Beholder
...my private messages.
After a bit of research into Landover, I've decided to withdraw my intended article.
Could someone please tell me how to answer my PM's? There is something that I would like to say to the mods that others shouldn't be privy to.
Thanks in advance
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That is because you have no such privelige, being unsaved trash. Work harder on accepting Jesus, stop trying to persecute God's favorite Church, and maybe one day Jesus will smile upon you. Stranger things have happened.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I can't answer... -
11-08-2006, 11:42 PM
Then maybe you could give me some contact information outside the forum?
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Re: I can't answer... -
11-08-2006, 11:57 PM
I would really like to send a private message to the mods of this forum. Is there any way that my privilages could be temporarily modified to allow me this?
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Re: I can't answer... -
11-09-2006, 12:00 AM
I suppose you could try the way suggested on the website.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: I can't answer... -
11-09-2006, 12:08 AM
Thanks Pistle!
I appreciate it
By the way, keep up the good work.
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Re: I can't answer... -
11-09-2006, 02:35 AM
My you are a persistant Asses jawbone aren't you?
I have checked the records and you have yet to click the Godly PayPal button. The Lord helps those who help themselves and what better way to help yourself than to tithe to Jesus directly?
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: I can't answer... -
11-09-2006, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Eye of the Beholder
Thanks Pistle!
I appreciate it
By the way, keep up the good work.
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Listen punk: If you refer to Pastor Pistle, or any other True Christian Pastor in a disrespectful manner again, you will become the recipient of a bucketful of shiny new infraction points. These points tend to disappoint Jesus immensely, and that disappointment would undoubtedly make Jesus LESS likely to grant you the privileges you so desperately seek. Comprende kimosabi?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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