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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 07:37 PM

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Rather than throwing out badly conceived insults, try reading and thinking about what my Brother in Christ is actually saying to you. Who knows? It could change your life!
Pointing out the fact that he was taking quotes was not an insult I was simply astounded that he tried to show that christians do not take things out of context by writing down quotes out of context. Surely you see the paradox here!

I am content with my life as it is (although having millions of £ would not go unwelcomed and no I do not care that that would be greed and I will burn in hell yada yada yada)
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 07:42 PM

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Pointing out the fact that he was taking quotes was not an insult I was simply astounded that he tried to show that christians do not take things out of context by writing down quotes out of context. Surely you see the paradox here!

I am content with my life as it is (although having millions of £ would not go unwelcomed and no I do not care that that would be greed and I will burn in hell yada yada yada)
You admitted to being ignorant of the words and message of the Holy Bible. How do you conclude the Bible quotes were taken out of context when you admit to being ignorant of the very context itself?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 07:49 PM

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You admitted to being ignorant of the words and message of the Holy Bible. How do you conclude the Bible quotes were taken out of context when you admit to being ignorant of the very context itself?
Trying to get an Atheist to respond to logic is very difficult.

Let me try a different approach.
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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 07:52 PM

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You admitted to being ignorant of the words and message of the Holy Bible. How do you conclude the Bible quotes were taken out of context when you admit to being ignorant of the very context itself?
Because they were just there on the page with nothing surrounding them. I was given no context thus I am LEFT with the assumption that it is out of context.

Has anyone here heard the song god thinks by Voltaire I agree with it's message. If there is a god (I highly doubt there is) he/she/it probably hates all religions.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 07:59 PM

Here are some more for our friend.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 08:00 PM

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Trying to get an Atheist to respond to logic is very difficult.

Let me try a different approach.
Yay memes I love the matrix 😊

I'm not helping my point there but hey I am sure we can all agree that I a great film and Keanu Reeves really nailed the role of Neo.

My mum is left handed by the way
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Perhaps this is good for our friend's education.
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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 08:10 PM

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Because they were just there on the page with nothing surrounding them. I was given no context thus I am LEFT with the assumption that it is out of context.
Don't you think it is incumbent on you to educate yourself BEFORE you enter into a frothing anti Christian rant?

Think before you post, young man.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 08:19 PM

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Here are some more for our friend.
Which of these do you believe to be true

You should represent:

"vital existence instead, instead of spiritual pipe dreams"

"undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit"

"kindness to those who deserve it, instead of wasted on ingrates!"

"responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!"

"man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his 'divine spiritual and intellectual development' has become the most vicious animal of all!"

I would be very interested to see who agrees with these.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 08:24 PM

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Which of these do you believe to be true

You should represent:

"vital existence instead, instead of spiritual pipe dreams"

"undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit"

"kindness to those who deserve it, instead of wasted on ingrates!"

"responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!"

"man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his 'divine spiritual and intellectual development' has become the most vicious animal of all!"

I would be very interested to see who agrees with these.
None of that is important: consider Philippians 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 08:44 PM

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Which of these do you believe to be true

You should represent:

"vital existence instead, instead of spiritual pipe dreams"

"undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit"

"kindness to those who deserve it, instead of wasted on ingrates!"

"responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!"

"man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his 'divine spiritual and intellectual development' has become the most vicious animal of all!"

I would be very interested to see who agrees with these.
Just out of curiosity, why did you leave out the other four?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-28-2015, 05:37 PM

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Just out of curiosity, why did you leave out the other four?
I didn't think you would know what it was from and I thought you would be unlikely to agree with the others. I wanted people to agree with them and then I would tell you where it was from but I guess that didn't work. I don't believe Satan or God exist but I do agree with the nine statements.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 07:07 PM

I would like to stop the spread of this mis-information. Not to start an argument, but to raise understanding, observation, and to spread truth. The picture of Barrack Obama, and Michelle Obama as been inverted. That is their right hand and Barrack should be on the left, not the right. I am here to spread awareness, and warning of deception. In the photo, the wedding rings were photoshopped in, in the original, they had no wedding rings on because they were using their right hand. A wedding ring is always on the left hand. Also, notice the quality of the photo, compared to the photo below. As for the people spreading these lies, please spread truth and love. By the way, I happen to be left handed.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 07:19 PM

We are supposed to love, not hate. We are supposed to accept, not shun. Stay true to your values. Be one with God. You act ungodly, yet claim to be saved. I am saddened by what you people speak of. However I have faith and you will one day understand. We treat each other as if we are different, but fail to realize that we are all the same. Live in a bliss of patience, the unexpected is always to occur.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 07:24 PM

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We are supposed to love, not hate. We are supposed to accept, not shun. Stay true to your values. Be one with God. You act ungodly, yet claim to be saved. I am saddened by what you people speak of. However I have faith and you will one day understand. We treat each other as if we are different, but fail to realize that we are all the same. Live in a bliss of patience, the unexpected is always to occur.
Are you seriously suggesting Jesus lied when He was told Moses to write down the importance of putting difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean (Leviticus 10:10)? Are you seriously suggesting that when Jesus told us not to be unequally yolked, to be separated from devils, He really meant go ahead and be unequally yolked and fellowship with them (2nd Corinthians 6:14-17)? Do you think Jesus actually meant anything He said?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 07:26 PM

Mary, it saddens me that you have taken the rightful truth away from these people, they deserve to know. They deserve the TRUTH!! Let them see it! Please Mary! I trust you have good intentions, I can feel the good and love in you. Please Mary! The truth must be spread. Now is not the time to remain arrogant, sometimes the best feeling admitting that oneself is wrong. To be true to thyself, is to be true with God.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 07:31 PM

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Mary, it saddens me that you have taken the rightful truth away from these people, they deserve to know. They deserve the TRUTH!! Let them see it! Please Mary! I trust you have good intentions, I can feel the good and love in you. Please Mary! The truth must be spread. Now is not the time to remain arrogant, sometimes the best feeling admitting that oneself is wrong. To be true to thyself, is to be true with God.
I have abdicated all my free thoughts (Proverbs 3:5) and haven't trusted my own heart since I was Saved (Jeremiah 17:9). All my thoughts have been divinely prepared for me and delivered in a rich, leather bound Holy Bible with gilt edges and quality illustrations by my Father who art in Heaven. If you suggest I am wrong dear, you accuse the LORD Himself of being imperfect. Are you prepared to hold Him accountable to your judgement?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 07:36 PM

Mary, if you have read the Bible, you should be aware that Jesus did not tell moses to do such things. For it was the Father, I am. Of course Jesus and God, one in the same. So I understand your point. Mary, I have not suggested anything of the such. I notice that you tend to put words in peoples mouths that they have not spoken. Jesus did not lie, however you did. You lied to these people. Souls are not devils Mary. Souls are genuine, light creatures. You are a soul, you posses a body. Be one with your body, but recognize that you are separate, for you are truly spirit. Jesus also said, to be kind to thy neighbor, no matter their values, morals, religious backgrounds, lifestyle. He did not teach us to hate Mary, he taught us to love. So be it. Turn the other cheek. Do not fill yourself with hatred.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 07:42 PM

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Mary, if you have read the Bible, you should be aware that Jesus did not tell moses to do such things. For it was the Father, I am. Of course Jesus and God, one in the same. So I understand your point. Mary, I have not suggested anything of the such. I notice that you tend to put words in peoples mouths that they have not spoken. Jesus did not lie, however you did. You lied to these people. Souls are not devils Mary. Souls are genuine, light creatures. You are a soul, you posses a body. Be one with your body, but recognize that you are separate, for you are truly spirit. Jesus also said, to be kind to thy neighbor, no matter their values, morals, religious backgrounds, lifestyle. He did not teach us to hate Mary, he taught us to love. So be it. Turn the other cheek. Do not fill yourself with hatred.
I find your malicious slander about me to be revealing of your father (John 8:44) and so hold you in no contempt. Besides, your persecution begets God's Blessings for me, for which I am eternally grateful (Matthew 5:10-11).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 07:47 PM

Jesus lives within. If you do nut trust your own heart, how do you trust jesus? Yes I agree, your thoughts have been divinely prepared. I suggest you misinterpret what you read and how you perceive it, however I do not accuse the lord, because you in fact are not the Lord, you are Mary Etheldreda. The Lord is all. I accuse the Lord of being. Mary, I understand where you are coming from, and I shall be off to my next life experience. I have faith understanding and truth shed light on you. farewell Mary, may you live a long enjoyable life. I hope you do not strain your mind on this conversation. It was and is a learning experience. God is full of surprises.
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