Friends,
Yesterday Jesus Himself
passed a bill in Indiana allowing decent True Christian™ business owners to refuse service to the filthy sodomites. While this is a great step towards a Republican run theocracy, there is one minor problem; some deviant fags can hide their gay face. So the only way to be sure is to register known gays and have them tattooed. Nothing fancy, something like this would suffice.
We'll make each number a different color, like their gay pride flag, so there is no confusion (we wouldn't want to confuse them with the Christ killing joos). You may be asking "Well, Mr. Creeser, if they can hide their gayface, how will we know?"
This is where Indiana will have to come together as a community. Myself and a good portion of Landover's security detachment will be embarking to various locations of Indiana. If you are aware of a known sodomite, God tasks you to call 1.800.NO.QUEER and we'll take it from there. Godly Republican and True Christian™ McCarthy did something similar. Now, if you are feeling guilty about turning in your neighbors, don't. Remember the scriptures!!
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite
of the sons of Israel.
Or in this case, Indiana!!
Well, I have a lot of prep work to do. These are good days friends!!
In Christ,
John