[John Creeser]

Friends,

Yesterday Jesus Himself passed a bill in Indiana allowing decent True Christian™ business owners to refuse service to the filthy sodomites. While this is a great step towards a Republican run theocracy, there is one minor problem; some deviant fags can hide their gay face. So the only way to be sure is to register known gays and have them tattooed. Nothing fancy, something like this would suffice.



We'll make each number a different color, like their gay pride flag, so there is no confusion (we wouldn't want to confuse them with the Christ killing joos). You may be asking "Well, Mr. Creeser, if they can hide their gayface, how will we know?"

This is where Indiana will have to come together as a community. Myself and a good portion of Landover's security detachment will be embarking to various locations of Indiana. If you are aware of a known sodomite, God tasks you to call 1.800.NO.QUEER and we'll take it from there. Godly Republican and True Christian™ McCarthy did something similar. Now, if you are feeling guilty about turning in your neighbors, don't. Remember the scriptures!!


Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

Or in this case, Indiana!!

Well, I have a lot of prep work to do. These are good days friends!!

In Christ,

John

[Elmer G. White]

Thank you, Brother! Utterly applicable.



If I may, I wish to add a minor detail. Undoubtedly a heathen will read your post and try to mock this proposal by referring to the ungodliness of tattoos.

Leviticus 19:28
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I [am] the LORD.

So typical of atheists and their confirmation bias. They only digest information that supposedly supports their premeditated beliefs. WE know that these sodomites are HOPELESS cases. They will go to Hell regardless of the print marks. Once they've trespassed against the commandment against sodomy, they have committed all crimes.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

No hope for the sodomites perhaps but your proposal gives hope to the few percent of the male population that still fights against the powerful seductive whisper of homersex. They will thank you and, in a similar manner, your reward will be magnificent in Heaven!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Virginia Day Templeton]

This is a great idea. Since God hates tattoos, it will make Him even more likely to kill them.

[Jim Farmer]

I'm thinking it might be a lot easier if we just gave them all a tattoo in the form of a rainbow. Very recognizable. Something like this:


They would all queue up for that - no need to drag them out from hiding in their closets - they would be volunteering to be branded
I can't see that we need to number them.