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Default Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus! - 05-02-2016, 09:50 PM

I am eager to prove worthy, brother!
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Default Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus! - 05-02-2016, 09:59 PM

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A good way to know if a woman is good enough to work in the fields, or whatever you need is this. Make her work, all day, then give her some resting time, wake her up early in the morning, then make her work again. Do this for about a week. If she complains, or simply does not want to work at any point, and do as she is told, you know she is not worthy enough to be a trusted worker, or wife. My father did that, and he has a very obedient, good wife.
I would think a month minimum, three months to be sure.


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Default Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus! - 05-02-2016, 10:04 PM

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Thank you all for your advice. I am very pale, but I think of white as a pure color. I have blonde hair and green eyes, and have a healthy weight. I hope to be worthy of a true christian husband. Praise the Lord.
Yes, yes, pale white like freshly fallen snow with big round cowlike eyes. Just what every man wants. Just like my dearly departed Missus. Such uniform blandness dampens our lusts and allows us to focus on the important things in life like the Bible, doing God's work, and checking to see what those lazy almond eyed olive skinned maids are up to down in the basement.


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Default Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus! - 05-02-2016, 10:20 PM

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I would think a month minimum, three months to be sure.
Oh, that would be a lot better!


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Default Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus! - 05-02-2016, 10:38 PM

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Oh, that would be a lot better!
Well, I got that advice from Mistress Veemeister. I met her through a friend of sister Victoria Templeton, Peg Straponsky. After discovering we had mutual interests, I hired Veemeister to be the headmistress of my working ranch school.

Inga Veemeister, equestrian girl's school teacher

I wish my departed Missus had been more like Veemeister, but such was not to be. She was far too bashful and straight
laced to help me keep the house staff in line. No matter how much I beat her, she would not help out with that time-consuming task.

Veemeister has no problem jumping right in. And while she is an old spinster, I feel she would make a great wife. Sadly she informs me that I am not her type.

My one hope in the next future Missus Desmond F Muller is that she is, if not enthusiastic with helping to maintain an orderly staff, at very least agreeable.


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