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Well you say Jesus is one with god, well where did Jesus come from, a woman!
In the same way a rose can grow from a pile of stinky horse dung.

Think about it.

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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 05-03-2012, 02:21 AM

What if our god was a women? I mean that would make sense, just as saying mother earth. And the mother is the care giver for our children. I mean it makes sense. God is a woman. She created all of us and we are her children. She loves everyone on earth equally and does not hate those who may be different. God is our mother and loves us and has a place for us as we journey into heaven, Except the babtists who are sexist, racist, bigots who will rot in hell


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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 05-03-2012, 05:05 AM

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What if our god was a women? I mean that would make sense, just as saying mother earth. And the mother is the care giver for our children. I mean it makes sense. God is a woman. She created all of us and we are her children. She loves everyone on earth equally and does not hate those who may be different. God is our mother and loves us and has a place for us as we journey into heaven, Except the babtists who are sexist, racist, bigots who will rot in hell
That is not only blasphemous, it's ridiculous. The Holy Bible clearly states that God is a man.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 05-03-2012, 09:24 PM

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What if our god was a women?
If God were a woman, He wouldn't have been able to father Jesus. Did you sleep all the way through Sunday school?


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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 05-03-2012, 10:06 PM

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http://youtu.be/EsjdLL3MrKk Please watch Sojourner Truth before making more sexist comments, it's an overpowering speech made so that ignorant people like you all can change like the rest of the world already is doing. It dates back to the 1800s where women all around were suppressed and coloured people more so, but together they fought and won their equal rights.
Are you suggesting that a quote from the Bible is sexist?!


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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 05-04-2012, 11:51 AM

I follow His word. He is not "sexist" far from it; God apportions responsibilities according to our lot.
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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 06-22-2012, 10:08 PM

Remember to remove the plank in your own eye before jamming a splinter in her's. What have you done to encourage this disobedience? Do you let her drive? Is she allowed to speak out of turn? Do you let her wear pants or make-up? Does she cut her hair like a harlot? Do you deprive her of her wifely duties by cooking or cleaning yourself?

You obviously let her freely come to and from your home. This all has to stop.

Begin the process by asking Jesus to forgive you. Take away her car keys, change the locks so she can't leave, burn all her pants and throw away her make-up. Help her be a Godly wife.

Then you may issue such discipline as you see fit.


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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 07-05-2012, 05:56 AM

Phew... these were some hard months but finally I solved my problem. Not on my own but with your and the Lords help.

I keeped my wife locked in the cellar for a month, after that I orderd her to burn down our neighbors car. You can't image the effect: he turned all red and blue in his face, screamed some stupid phrases (defaming me as terrorist) and was never seen again.

Since that we celebrate this day of the week (it was a tuesday) as our "day of saved marriage". That means my wife has to stay in the cellar, from sunrise till sunset.

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And Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.
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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 07-06-2012, 05:36 AM

I shall pray for her, I wish for the best
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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 07-07-2012, 05:52 PM

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The time I married my wife I could never imagine that she would ever betray me or the Lord. Nevertheless I think she might be attracted to my neigbour, as she visits him all the time and stays there for hours. She talks about finding herself a job more often and doesn't want to clean up our flat no more. Also she has some weird ideas about independency, talking about men and women should be treated equally in any case.

I'm in a serious depression and I'm asking you to pray for me, as I did the past few days. (Also with my fists in her face, if you know what I mean.)

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Poor you, you nice fellow. Words cannot express how I feel. Your woman deprived you of happiness, without religion, now I'm glad she's going to roast in hell! She is a pitiful bag of particles.
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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 07-09-2012, 01:25 AM

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She is a pitiful bag of particles.
Mr Doit's wife is not pitiful. She is married to a Christian.
In suggesting that she is a bag of particles are you including the recently discovered God particle?
What is the bag made from?
Are you claiming that she is passing through some sort of field?
And you seem to be overlooking the Doits' day of saved marriage.
Exodus 22:5 If a man shall cause a field or vineyard to be eaten, and shall put in his beast, and shall feed in another man's field; of the best of his own field, and of the best of his own vineyard, shall he make restitution.
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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 08-16-2012, 12:53 AM

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If God were a woman, He wouldn't have been able to father Jesus. Did you sleep all the way through Sunday school?
God created Jesus. He did not father him. Big difference. Just like God created us.


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God created Jesus. He did not father him. Big difference. Just like God created us.
Son, can you show me where in the Holy Scriptures you find this written?

Chapter and verse, please.



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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 08-16-2012, 12:59 AM

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Son, can you show me where in the Holy Scriptures you find this written?

Chapter and verse, please.

Sister, he can't even find the Introduction Forum.

I doubt he can find the Table of Contents in a Bible, much less any Scriptural support for a bizarre assertion.


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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 08-16-2012, 01:08 AM

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Sir, can you show me where in the Holy Scriptures you find this written?

Chapter and verse, please.

There. I fixed it for you. Are you saying Jesus did not exist until he was born in Bethlehem? Jesus was present during the creation of the heavens and the earth.
Mary was not created during the creation of the earth. But Jesus was always there.
So how bout YOU show me where Jesus was fathered by God?

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Sister, he can't even find the Introduction Forum.

I doubt he can find the Table of Contents in a Bible, much less any Scriptural support for a bizarre assertion.
I am somewhat private regarding my spirituality.
In fact it is only the business of my creator and myself.
Should you require more from me accept respect and participation, I may not be a good fit for this forum?


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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 08-16-2012, 01:11 AM

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I may not be a good fit for this forum?
If you cannot follow the simple rules of his forum, no, you may not be a good fit.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 08-16-2012, 01:21 AM

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So how bout YOU show me where Jesus was fathered by God?
Please open your Holy Bible up to the Book of Matthew chapter 1.

18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.


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Please open your Holy Bible up to the Book of Matthew chapter 1.

18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
So how did God create the heavens and the earth with Jesus at his side?
You see the bible is up for interpretation. I tend to take scripture literally.
It is impossible for Christ to have been a spirit in heaven with God during the time before earth, but yet a man when it comes to mortal birth?
Christ was created, not fathered.


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Default Re: Please pray for my wife - 08-16-2012, 01:48 AM

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So how did God create the heavens and the earth with Jesus at his side?
How could Jesus have been there, "In the beginning," if He was created later?

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You see the bible is up for interpretation.
Is it? You mean people don't all take away the exact same meaning when they read it?

It sounds to me that you merely have the wrong interpretation.

Matthew 22:29 Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.

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I tend to take scripture literally.
So do I.

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It is impossible for Christ to have been a spirit in heaven with God during the time before earth, but yet a man when it comes to mortal birth?
What does the Bible say?

Galatians 4:4 But when the fulness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law,

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Christ was created, not fathered.
Paul explains this in Philippians 2. Of course it depends on which translation you follow as to the meaning.

Philippians 2:6-7
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6 Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God:
7 But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:

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6 who, though he was in the form of God, did not count equality with God a thing to be grasped,
7 but emptied himself, by taking the form of a servant, being born in the likeness of men.


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