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Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 12:11 PM
I can't believe it. They always said there was one a woman out there, created just for me, and they always said there was love at first sight, but I thought that was fairy tales....But that was before Sunday October 25 2009, the day my life changed forever....
I can't believe I had blundered on, unaware of how you felt! I was blind! I was deaf! I was senseless! I was numb!
Miss April! A Friend request? I DO!
Miss April, you are my queen and godess! Your name can never do justice to you, for no springtime could have such freshness, such sweet, succulent growth, such sprouting blossoming, such abundant fragrance, such hope, such warmth! My love for you bursts like bunnies from the ground, my aboration drips like dew from april flowers, my heart glows like an April sunrise!
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 12:17 PM
Trent! Great to see you, pal! Have you lost weight? How are things in the Green Zone?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 12:29 PM
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Trent! Great to see you, pal!
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Um, I've been doing good. I can't stick around for long because this is a public computer and the guy next to be got up and is talking to a security guard, probably about how I smell. SHOWERS DON"T GROW ON TREES ***DAMMIT!
Not as much as you'd think. Strange.
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How are things in the Green Zone?
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Don't know. Haven't been there for a few months. Being discharged does that to you. You need to update my title to "Hero, Honorably Discharged"). The discharge would have been honorable if it weren't me losing those sniper scopes. Idiots. I know EXACTLY where all that sniper gear ended up.
And here comes Mr. Jackboot. Gonna have to go now. I'm hitching my way to Freehold, anyone got a couch I can crash on? It's getting too cold for living outside.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 02:53 PM
Hello Trent.
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I'm hitching my way to Freehold, anyone got a couch I can crash on? It's getting too cold for living outside.
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NOT AFTER THE LAST TIME!
My Housekeeper tried her best to get the stains out of those blankets. We ended up throwing them away.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 04:13 PM
Brother Trent! How good to see you? I'm sure you've had offers from the Godly Mr. O'Hanley about being on his talk-show, but perhaps you'd consider some part-time graduate work? I've been studying the effects of liberalism on mice!
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 04:21 PM
Um
i don't know how to put this delicately
She sends friend requests to everyone. As far as I know that's all she does on the forum.
Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 04:38 PM
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Um
i don't know how to put this delicately
She sends friend requests to everyone. As far as I know that's all she does on the forum.
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THATS NOT TRUE! YOUR JUST JEALOUS SO YOU SPREAD LIES! I FEEEL HEER LOVE FOR ME! I CAN FEEL IT! ITS DESTINY
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 05:04 PM
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YOU SLUT YOU HORE YOU PROSTITUTE YOU HARLOT YOU FILTHY DRIPPING C***
YOU EVIL HEART_RIPPING OUT MONWSTER! YOU SADISTIC TORTUTER OF SOULS! I WILL NEVER LIVE SGAIN!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER! YOU HAVE CRUSHED MY SOUL! WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU SO CRIEL! LOVE IS JUST A GAME FOR YOU DEVOURER OF SOULS!!!!
AFTER ALL WE"VE SHARE! AFTER ALL WE"VE BEEN THROUGH! THIS IS THE END! JUST OBLIVION! OH MY TEARS OF BLOOD!!!!
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Reason: That word is too harsh even for Miss April
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 05:07 PM
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THATS NOT TRUE! YOUR JUST JEALOUS SO YOU SPREAD LIES! I FEEEL HEER LOVE FOR ME! I CAN FEEL IT! ITS DESTINY
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Trent,
Buddy. Times are tough for all of us. I'm sad to see that your charity thing didn't end up turning a profit. If you ask me, the real fraud and financial irregularity is the statist regulators who persecuted you out of business.
But there's no use living in the past. I know it was glorious when you were in the Coalition Provisional Authority, governing the lives of countless Iraqis. Then affirmative action came along and gave your job to some idiot just because he happened to be Iraqi. I feel your pain.
You've just got to move on. Nobody's going to bring that hajii girl back. YOu just got to live right now. Moment by moment. Take a deep breath.
EDIT: No you can't crash on my couch again.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 05:07 PM
Two timer! FLOOR FLUSHER!!!
Anyway.......what's this I just heard about you, giving up on our Cause in Iraq?
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 05:14 PM
im sorry im sorry i didn't mean to hurt you it will never happen again please take me back ill make it up to you im only this passionate because i love tyou so much im sorry im sorry im sorry
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 05:15 PM
TRENT! Strange, I haven't heard you praying to God. You think there might be a slight problem with your life because YOU aren't praying? You abandon God and you deserve what you get. No pity from me.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 05:20 PM
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im sorry im sorry i didn't mean to hurt you it will never happen again please take me back ill make it up to you im only this passionate because i love tyou so much im sorry im sorry im sorry
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Assuming that this was meant for me, and me being the Truest True Christian Lady this side of Mrs Betty Bowers it must have been...
Just what is it all that happened to cause you to be back Home so early from Iraq? Eh?
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 07:41 PM
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She sends friend requests to everyone. As far as I know that's all she does on the forum.
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Well, that's not the only thing she does. She also butchers the English language, jams several short sentences into one without using punctuation, and calls everyone a troll. I honestly think that girl can't extend a thought beyond a one-liner.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 07:55 PM
This April girl sounds like a friendship-whore. Should I be offended for apparently being the only person on here that she has not sent a friend request to, or should I be happy for coming of lightly and escaping her whoring-friendship?
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 10:48 PM
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I honestly think that girl can't extend a thought beyond a one-liner.
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Look who's talking...
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.
im sorry im sorry i didn't mean to hurt you it will never happen again please take me back ill make it up to you im only this passionate because i love tyou so much im sorry im sorry im sorry
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Brother Trent Its Alright you should not even be Appolgizing i'm the one who should be I'm so sorry for Sending Out Friend Requests to Those People its just I love The people here at Landover but Most of the People that are Not True Christians sent me A friend Request Frist and i feel really bad not accepting them But i sent you a Friend Request Because you are Wonderful True Christian man that i care about I love to know more about you Whould you like to go a Date with me?
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 11:14 PM
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This April girl sounds like a friendship-whore. Should I be offended for apparently being the only person on here that she has not sent a friend request to, or should I be happy for coming of lightly and escaping her whoring-friendship?
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Young Lady I'm not a Friendship Whore I just Love making friends With the People here at Landover Because they are all so Wonderful and Nice But i will Not be sending you a friend Request Because you sure are Rude Are you happy now?
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-25-2009, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Well, that's not the only thing she does. She also butchers the English language, jams several short sentences into one without using punctuation, and calls everyone a troll. I honestly think that girl can't extend a thought beyond a one-liner.
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Professor Tyeisha I know I'm not that Great at the English language and That's Because I did not have a Very good Teacher See I was Homeschooled by my Mother I should have Been Teached by my Father But my Mother wanted to be the One to Teach me so its not my Fault. I try my Best I have been praying that Great Lord Jesus helps me and he has alot But i'm really Trying My best so please forgive me Because I'm very sorry I will try to use punctuation from now on. But i'm not going to Fight with you Because i'll get banned and I love Landover Forums to much for that to happen. But i only Call People that are here Trolling the Forums Trolls Because they are.
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Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!! -
10-26-2009, 12:55 AM
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Whould you like to go a Date with me?
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I'm also your forum-friend, so I'll assume you're also asking me out. What time should I pick you up?
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