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Default Re: Hi, and possibly goodbye - 09-04-2016, 09:19 PM

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I have run into this confusion once before. The way I decided to distinguish between them two by calling them Godly South America (Texas) and Ungodly South America (South Mexico). You can read my report about these savage lands here.

Well, here you can read about the reasons why God hates the Ungodly South America.
I have read both, and are incredible accurate. You can describe my reality better than I can, and I've been living here all my life.
When I finish reading all the Bible, I could certainly add 4 or 5 more reasons why God hates USA (not the United States, no, but Ungodly South America) But I want to be sure those motives are relevant - i.e. they are in the Bible.

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Default Re: Hi, and possibly goodbye - 09-04-2016, 09:45 PM

Greetings Unbridgeable! I give you a special welcome because this forum is in need of more colored people. I am a Black man of the Rastafari and I am usually the only colored man in attendance. I congratulate you on following the directions to make a proper introduction as most colored people have difficulty in following directions and rules which angers these white people. If you are Christian they will welcome you as they have welcomed me. I am much loved here but I am often under rebuke for too much mention of Jah Rastafari. I try to contain myself but I am a Black man and it is hard to follow rules. I am currently working hard on the election of Hillary Clinton as President here in Babylon. She is the best for Black people and other colored people because she doesn't follow the rules either. Donald Trump is an old white man. Who would want him but other old white men? If you hurry here to America you can vote in the upcoming elections. Hillary Clinton can use the vote of everyone in the world and we must assist her as we can.


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Default Re: Hi, and possibly goodbye - 09-05-2016, 01:11 AM

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Greetings Unbridgeable! I give you a special welcome because this forum is in need of more colored people. I am a Black man of the Rastafari and I am usually the only colored man in attendance. I congratulate you on following the directions to make a proper introduction as most colored people have difficulty in following directions and rules which angers these white people. If you are Christian they will welcome you as they have welcomed me. I am much loved here but I am often under rebuke for too much mention of Jah Rastafari. I try to contain myself but I am a Black man and it is hard to follow rules. I am currently working hard on the election of Hillary Clinton as President here in Babylon. She is the best for Black people and other colored people because she doesn't follow the rules either. Donald Trump is an old white man. Who would want him but other old white men? If you hurry here to America you can vote in the upcoming elections. Hillary Clinton can use the vote of everyone in the world and we must assist her as we can.


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Thank you I man Rastafari. But I find your advice a little bit confusing.
I don't have problem following orders, the problem is to decide which orders to follow. I followed the Roman Church for 7 years in School. I followed evolutionists in University. Now I decided to follow the only orders that come from God, and that is the Bible. So I don't have to think, that is difficult when you are not white. Just read it and you are ok.
Speaking of the Bible, putting a woman in charge of a whole nation seems a little against the word of God, doesn't it? Have you thought about that?
Other thing that I would like, is the use of "non-white" instead of colored. Colored seems to me like something that could be good. Like "look how beautiful is that colored shirt!"
Non-white shows exactly what we are lacking, and that is the color white. Not only in our skins, that would be plain racism; but in our souls.
About me traveling to America, I went there once, but I was really confused. I went to New York and everybody was speaking spanish, and the president there was non-white.
Now I don't have much money to travel because I'm saving to pay for the wall, remember the future president Donald Trump says everyone South to Godly America has to pay for it! It would be a lot of money and I don't want to have a debt with the Bank, so I'm saving from now!

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Default Re: Hi, and possibly goodbye - 09-05-2016, 01:12 AM

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I have read both, and are incredible accurate. You can describe my reality better than I can, and I've been living here all my life.
We white people tend to do that, as you can deduce from all of the shows (on National Geographic, Discovery, and similar channels) which showcase savage places - there is always a white man explaining things, because white men know better. (Sometimes you can hear the natives explaining things to the white man, but these dialogs are never translated because nobody cares about what the local people know).

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When I finish reading all the Bible, I could certainly add 4 or 5 more reasons why God hates USA (not the United States, no, but Ungodly South America) But I want to be sure those motives are relevant - i.e. they are in the Bible.
It will be highly appreciated.

P.S.: Please disregard that Pastafari-He-Man person, he's on drugs most of the time and therefore delusional.
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