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Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 07:45 PM
This is the most unchristian site i have ever seen
you treat your wives like crap
your meant to love your wife not abuse her
you will all burn in hell
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 08:10 PM
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This is the most unchristian site i have ever seen
you treat your wives like crap
your meant to love your wife not abuse her
you will all burn in hell
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Get out your King James Bible and show us, chapter and verse, where it says we're doing anything wrong.
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04-28-2008, 08:15 PM
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This is the most unchristian site i have ever seen
you treat your wives like crap
your meant to love your wife not abuse her
you will all burn in hell
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If that is REALLY the way you feel then why not really show us all a thing or two and just leave. Just drop your pencil right now, pick up all your toys and jet, just take off and go elsewhere. There - I certainly feel put in my place.
You have posted similar hateful, disgusting sentiment in MANY other threads throughout this Godly forum and yet you are still here. Could it be that deep down inside you wish you were a real man like all of us here? Perpahs you are feeling insignificant and small (you know) and want to make a change?
Any one of us here would be happy to say a little prayer with you...
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 08:25 PM
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This is the most unchristian site i have ever seen
you treat your wives like crap
your meant to love your wife not abuse her
you will all burn in hell
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Women are fine servants and bad masters. Mrs Bathfire is perfectly happy with the way things are - who, on God's earth, do you feel you are to come here and tell me, or any other True Christian, how we should live our lives? God has already done that and your words are simply blasphemy!
I thought all you snivelling, wishy-washy, Salad Bar apologists for The Lord of Hosts were all for diversity, hug a nigra, love a homer, and get a free trip to Heaven!
Your nothing but passive - aggressive fascists! When you're having your skin peeled from you in the deepest, foulest pits of Hell, look up heavenwards and see my mouthing, "I told you so!"
Now, would you like to meet my friend Jesus? He can help you.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 08:38 PM
Well even though we are not technically married yet.... I don't mind at all when Pastor Zeke spanks me or back hands me across the face.
He is showing his deep love and affection for me by correcting me for the error of my ways.
Last Sunday in church I spoke out of turn and he punched me in the eye. I still have a shiner, but every time I look at it I am reminded of how much he loves me. He did it out of love.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 08:41 PM
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Well even though we are not technically married yet.... I don't mind at all when Pastor Zeke spanks me of back hands me across the face.
He is showing his deep love and affection for me by correcting me for the error of my ways.
Last Sunday in church I spoke out of turn and he punched me in the eye. I still have a shiner, but every time I look at it I am reminded of how much he loves me he did it out of love.
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Scars and bruises aren't tokens of love.
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04-28-2008, 08:47 PM
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Well even though we are not technically married yet.... I don't mind at all when Pastor Zeke spanks me or back hands me across the face.
He is showing his deep love and affection for me by correcting me for the error of my ways.
Last Sunday in church I spoke out of turn and he punched me in the eye. I still have a shiner, but every time I look at it I am reminded of how much he loves me. He did it out of love.
L ve, Sister Thumper
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04-28-2008, 08:51 PM
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Scars and bruises aren't tokens of love.
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Yes, they most assuredly are and I am quite sure that many of us (myself included) would enjoy showing you a little "love" with a dot on your eye!!
, take that you troll.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 08:54 PM
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Yes, they most assuredly are and I am quite sure that many of us (myself included) would enjoy showing you a little "love" with a dot on your eye!!
, take that you troll.
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04-28-2008, 08:56 PM
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Well even though we are not technically married yet.... I don't mind at all when Pastor Zeke spanks me or back hands me across the face.
He is showing his deep love and affection for me by correcting me for the error of my ways.
Last Sunday in church I spoke out of turn and he punched me in the eye. I still have a shiner, but every time I look at it I am reminded of how much he loves me. He did it out of love.
L ve, Sister Thumper
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I'll pray for you, so you may find a way out of that hell-forsaken relationship.
Women are there to be loved and cherished, any man that hits a woman is scum and should be removed from Gods' green earth. You will be reprimanded upon your judgement day.
Did Adam hit Eve? I sincerely doubt it, but i'm guessing one of you will fetch your bible and try to find proof that he did.
And what is it with you guys wanting all women to be virgins? Sex is for pleasure as well as reproduction.
And Don the Baptist, what you gonna do, throw a crucifix at him?
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 09:01 PM
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I'll pray for you, so you may find a way out of that hell-forsaken relationship.
Women are there to be loved and cherished, any man that hits a woman is scum and should be removed from Gods' green earth. You will be reprimanded upon your judgement day.
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Dear friend:
Chapter and verse, please.
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Did Adam hit Eve? I sincerely doubt it, but i'm guessing one of you will fetch your bible and try to find proof that he did.
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Where does it say he didn't?
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And what is it with you guys wanting all women to be virgins? Sex is for pleasure as well as reproduction.
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It's God Who wants women to be virgins. Take a look at this:
Deut. 22:13-21: If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth [the tokens of] the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her; And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech [against her], saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these [are the tokens of] my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him; And they shall amerce him in an hundred [shekels] of silver, and give [them] unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days. if this thing be true, [and the tokens of] virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
To God, it's a big enough deal that the woman is guilty until proved innocent.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 09:02 PM
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I'll pray for you, so you may find a way out of that hell-forsaken relationship.
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To whom are you going to pray, boy? To the very God Who instructs us in the way to treat women?
If you ain't going to pray to the One True God, The Lord of Hosts, The Almighty, you're a devil worshipping heathen and damned for eternity!
(In these circumstances, you might consider a life at Landover as opposed to an Eternity in the Brimstone Pits of Hellfire.)
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04-28-2008, 09:08 PM
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To whom are you going to pray, boy? To the very God Who instructs us in the way to treat women?
If you ain't going to pray to the One True God, The Lord of Hosts, The Almighty, you're a devil worshipping heathen and damned for eternity!
(In these circumstances, you might consider a life at Landover as opposed to an Eternity in the Brimstone Pits of Hellfire.)
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What is weird is that i came to this forum full of hatred because you all want Grand Theft Auto games banned, but i begin finding myself agreeing with some of your beliefs, but some i simply cannot bring myself to agree with, such as the vivisection in the Creationist section, and the abuse of women, because i have seen the pain and anguish that it causes.
And to Pastor Isaac, i admit, he does not say that Adam did not hit Eve, but if this was the way women were to be treated, he would of said it in plain English, or rather... Latin.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 09:14 PM
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1. Did Adam hit Eve?
2. And Don the Baptist, what you gonna do, throw a crucifix at him?
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1. If not, he certainly should have, perhaps we would be in a better position than we are today what with that talking Satan snake and all.
2. Ummmm, where did THAT come from, are you confused or just stupid? Why so much hatred from you - boy you are a nasty one aren't you. Perhaps we should pray together...
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04-28-2008, 09:18 PM
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2. Ummmm, where did THAT come from, are you confused or just stupid? Why so much hatred from you - boy you are a nasty one aren't you. Perhaps we should pray together...
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It's not worth explaining, perhaps i replied a little heatedly, i will try and keep myself calm.
And as for the praying, i will not pray with you, i am not a member of your section of Christianity, i am a member of the CoE.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 09:24 PM
Oh, I'm sure Adam beat her back-sassing, disobeying, lying whore ass to a bloody pulp. She damn well deserved it!
That whore cursed all of humanity.
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04-28-2008, 09:30 PM
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Oh, I'm sure Adam beat her back-sassing, disobeying, lying whore ass to a bloody pulp. She damn well deserved it!
That whore cursed all of humanity.
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I wish i'd listened in Religious Education, but i assume you meant she ate the apple from the tree, thus allowing Mankind to tell the difference between right and wrong etc?
I don't see that as a curse, i personally see it as a blessing. If that had not happened, God would not have known who were true Christians, if she had not eaten the apple there would be people who are of other religions in heaven. However, she ate the apple, things happened in between, and there's lots of so called religions, but only Christians go to heaven.
Let me try and make that make sense more, if she hadn't of eaten the apple, everyone would have been Christian. But she did, other religions spawned, and people started believing those false religions instead of having their faith remain wholly in God. That way, God now knows who are true to him.
Hope that's understandable.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 09:38 PM
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That whore cursed all of humanity.
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And perhaps that is the message. Because there is no mention of Adam disciplining his wife, I can only assume it didn't happen. However, this was the first time God verbalized his disdain for women...
Genesis: 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Is it just a coincidence that one of the first laws God ever made was that a woman would submit to her husband? God is wise. He knew that if Adam had punched her lights out when she first showed him the apple we'd still be in the Garden of Eden.
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04-28-2008, 09:50 PM
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I wish i'd listened in Religious Education, but i assume you meant she ate the apple from the tree, thus allowing Mankind to tell the difference between right and wrong etc?
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Yes, you should have listened. It was a little more than the difference between right and wrong. Whilst Adam and Eve were in Eden, they were immortal, they were "as God". The tree of the Fruit of Knowledge reduced the pair to mortals and all that mortals suffer in this world. There followed murder and incest and general evil until God, in His infinite Mercy, ethnically cleansed the earth by The Flood - but still man was mortal.
Only with the temporary death of Christ was mankind given the opportunity to live in Heaven for eternity. The only way that this could be accomplished was to accept Christ as your Savior.
The only way to accept Christ is via the Bible (KJV1611 only). You must follow all the commands and advice therein and accept Christ into your heart. Then, and only then, will you be Saved.
If you accept the whole unadulterated word of God, you accept that the advice as far as women is concerned, is correct. Get yourself a good woman and it may be that she does not require beating other than occasionally - get a bad one, and as divorce is not simple in the eyes of God, you may have to train her somewhat more rigorously.
Now that's it in a nutshell - the detail is somewhat longer.
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04-28-2008, 09:56 PM
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Yes, you should have listened. It was a little more than the difference between right and wrong. Whilst Adam and Eve were in Eden, they were immortal, they were "as God". The tree of the Fruit of Knowledge reduced the pair to mortals and all that mortals suffer in this world. There followed murder and incest and general evil until God, in His infinite Mercy, ethnically cleansed the earth by The Flood - but still man was mortal.
Only with the temporary death of Christ was mankind given the opportunity to live in Heaven for eternity. The only way that this could be accomplished was to accept Christ as your Savior.
The only way to accept Christ is via the Bible (KJV1611 only). You must follow all the commands and advice therein and accept Christ into your heart. Then, and only then, will you be Saved.
If you accept the whole unadulterated word of God, you accept that the advice as far as women is concerned, is correct. Get yourself a good woman and it may be that she does not require beating other than occasionally - get a bad one, and as divorce is not simple in the eyes of God, you may have to train her somewhat more rigorously.
Now that's it in a nutshell - the detail is somewhat longer.
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Now isn't the time to admit i'm homosexual then. I'm joking btw.
I hope i do find a good woman, and i hope that i will love her enough to not ever lay a hand on her, as i believe (whether you do or not), that men and women are equal. Perhaps God did not mean it to be that way, but through the centuries they have balanced out, and now there are probably just as many cases of domestic violence from woman to man, as there are visa versa.
What right have we to lay a hand on another Christian human being? Should we not instead turn our focus to those of faux-religions? What use is it hitting each other? We should be spreading the word of god, not the mark of our fists.
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