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Default Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 03:33 AM

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My name is Whitney, and I am 21 years old. My husband Johnny and I have been married for 2 years, and he is a musician and I am an actress. I work full-time, and he works whenever the music gigs pick up. We also attend First Baptist Church of Paradise regularly. I love to cook, sing, play my guitar, and work on the set of the different projects that I work on. It's a pleasure to meet you, and I look forward to getting to know you all!
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Default Re: Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 03:41 AM

Hello Whitney, and welcome to our friendly forums! How many children do you have by now? Two, or is the second on the way!

I just love the smell of newborn baby! Their little cheeks are so precious! I just want to do everything in my power to show them the love of Christ so they can dedicate themselves to Him and be Saved as quickly as possible. You know what I mean? My children are all Saved now, so I don't worry so much like you must, having newborns and all. So, how many?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 03:44 AM

Welcome Whitney.

Please tell us of your relationship with Jesus and include your favorite Bible verse, and tell us how many soldiers of Christ you have birthed (Hopefully at least 3 at your age).

Also, I encourage you to quit your job and attend to the home as God intended for women. Surely you don't leave your children to a babysitter who can indoctrinate them with the wrong ideas and religions (Matthew 7:15), right?


"And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire." Matthew 18:9
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Default Re: Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 03:46 AM

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Hello Whitney, and welcome to our friendly forums! How many children do you have by now? Two, or is the second on the way!

I just love the smell of newborn baby! Their little cheeks are so precious! I just want to do everything in my power to show them the love of Christ so they can dedicate themselves to Him and be Saved as quickly as possible. You know what I mean? My children are all Saved now, so I don't worry so much like you must, having newborns and all. So, how many?

Hey there Mary! Well, I have one little boy right now, his name is Adam. He's turning 2 in December. We are planning on having another little soldier of Christ, but we financially cannot do it right now. We sure are praying though.
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Default Re: Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 03:52 AM

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Welcome Whitney.

Please tell us of your relationship with Jesus and include your favorite Bible verse, and tell us how many soldiers of Christ you have birthed (Hopefully at least 3 at your age).

Also, I encourage you to quit your job and attend to the home as God intended for women. Surely you don't leave your children to a babysitter who can indoctrinate them with the wrong ideas and religions (Matthew 7:15), right?
Hello there, sir. I have had a relationship with our Lord since I was 14. I strayed for some time, but my father showed me the error of my ways. My favorite Bible verse is 1 Corinthians 11:6, which says, "For if the woman is not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it is a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered." It really highlights on the humility of worship and the service of women. As for my child, I work whenever I get acting projects to work on. Sometimes I can take Adam with me, but sometimes I leave him with his father. Our last resort is my parents, but they are both pretty strong Christians.
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Default Re: Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 03:54 AM

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Hey there Mary! Well, I have one little boy right now, his name is Adam. He's turning 2 in December. We are planning on having another little soldier of Christ, but we financially cannot do it right now. We sure are praying though.
Have you talked to your pastor about this? Has he explained to you that the financial responsibilities lay on your husband as the head of the house, and as a dutiful wife, you should pray for him, and over him, and cover his needs in petition and supplication and praise unto the LORD? I'm a little concerned that your pastor hasn't helped you with this. Surely he's warned you against working outside the home. Right?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 03:59 AM

Welcome, Sister.

You have come to the right place for fellowship with other good Christians. I have to say I am somewhat concerned with your residence in godless California. That is not a good environment for your children, to say nothing of the effect it could have on you and your husband. Also you work as an actress. Actors are mostly perverts, IMO. You would do well to get away from both California and actors.

Also, your husband the musician: They are mostly inflamed by marijuana most of the time. I hope your husband is not one of that kind of musician.

Please give us your testimony.

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Have you talked to your pastor about this? Has he explained to you that the financial responsibilities lay on your husband as the head of the house, and as a dutiful wife, you should pray for him, and over him, and cover his needs in petition and supplication and praise unto the LORD? I'm a little concerned that your pastor hasn't helped you with this. Surely he's warned you against working outside the home. Right?
I am well aware that the financial responsibilities fall on my husband. He is struggling to achieve his goals as a musician, and I am simply trying to support him as his wife. Our pastor warned me about not working in the home, however, we were in debt and we were running out of options. I started with a part-time job teaching, then got my first acting job, which resulted in my quitting my job. Now a work from gig to gig, and that's the end of it. I spend a good 75% of my time in the home.
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I am well aware that the financial responsibilities fall on my husband. He is struggling to achieve his goals as a musician, and I am simply trying to support him as his wife. Our pastor warned me about not working in the home, however, we were in debt and we were running out of options. I started with a part-time job teaching, then got my first acting job, which resulted in my quitting my job. Now a work from gig to gig, and that's the end of it. I spend a good 75% of my time in the home.
I'm a little concerned with this acting thing. Mr. Etheldreda would never permit my sashaying up and down a stage for men to lust after me just for some income. He would never sell his honor and dignity by pimping me out, not for any money. Is your husband Jewish?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Welcome, Sister.

You have come to the right place for fellowship with other good Christians. I have to say I am somewhat concerned with your residence in godless California. That is not a good environment for your children, to say nothing of the effect it could have on you and your husband. Also you work as an actress. Actors are mostly perverts, IMO. You would do well to get away from both California and actors.

Also, your husband the musician: They are mostly inflamed by marijuana most of the time. I hope your husband is not one of that kind of musician.

Please give us your testimony.

God Bless!

In regards to my location: I live in northern California, and my work takes place in a studio a few miles from my home. I have not been around very many actors, however, I am sure that we do not bring the negative influences into our home.

In regards to my husband: I am certain he does not smoke marijuana. He is a respectable Christian man, who led our church's worship team for quite some time. He is 26 years old, and he had been leading worship since he was 21.
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I'm a little concerned with this acting thing. Mr. Etheldreda would never permit my sashaying up and down a stage for men to lust after me just for some income. He would never sell his honor and dignity by pimping me out, not for any money. Is your husband Jewish?
My husband is not Jewish, haha, he is Korean-American. He did not force me into my work, I chose to do it. Once the opportunity to try voiceover and stage acting, I took the opportunity as a good idea to try something new and to be a light. He and I work as a team, and support each other through the pain and the sorrows, and yet God has provided.
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My husband is not Jewish, haha, he is Korean-American. He did not force me into my work, I chose to do it. Once the opportunity to try voiceover and stage acting, I took the opportunity as a good idea to try something new and to be a light. He and I work as a team, and support each other through the pain and the sorrows, and yet God has provided.
You are married to a slant? Oh, dear sweet Jesus, I hope and pray this man has not been pretending to be a Christian while actually being a closet Buddhist, Confucianist, Taoist, Shintoist, or Shih-Tzu! All of these are extremely dangerous ways of life. The best thing to do is have him exorcised immediately just in case. The demons of hell are capable of hiding quite well, particularly in one's nether regions. At my church in New Jersey (prior to my relocation to Freehold), the pastor found it was helpful to form little balls with pages from a Bible and place them in the rectum. When each one passed, Reverend Crusoe said a demon was attached to it - praise God. If it will help make someone see the truth behind God's power, I am all for telling someone to take a Bible and place it where the sun doesn't shine - because the SON will shine, Praise His Name.

I am certain that you may think me a religious zealot, but my intentions are only to ensure your safety and your name in the Book of Life, dear.

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You are married to a slant? Oh, dear sweet Jesus, I hope and pray this man has not been pretending to be a Christian while actually being a closet Buddhist, Confucianist, Taoist, Shintoist, or Shih-Tzu! All of these are extremely dangerous ways of life. The best thing to do is have him exorcised immediately just in case. The demons of hell are capable of hiding quite well, particularly in one's nether regions. At my church in New Jersey (prior to my relocation to Freehold), the pastor found it was helpful to form little balls with pages from a Bible and place them in the rectum. When each one passed, Reverend Crusoe said a demon was attached to it - praise God. If it will help make someone see the truth behind God's power, I am all for telling someone to take a Bible and place it where the sun doesn't shine - because the SON will shine, Praise His Name.

I am certain that you may think me a religious zealot, but my intentions are only to ensure your safety and your name in the Book of Life, dear.

Lovingly in Christ,
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Hello, Naomi:

While I appreciate your concern of my husband, I am positively certain that he is not a closet Buddhist, or Taoist...or whatever else you said. He is a strong Christian man, both outside of the house and inside the house. He leads our house with love and diligence. He has raised our son well, and has been a strong leader in his music career as well. As for him being exorcised, he'll definitely correct me if I was mistaken, but I believe he has been exorcised (as well as circumcised) already. And I don't think anything of the sort of you being a religious zealot. I admire the dedication to the good Word, and I hope I can continue to learn from you as a fellow Sister in Christ.

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Default Re: Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 04:58 AM

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You are married to a slant? Oh, dear sweet Jesus,
It's quite alarming, don't you think? If she hails from California like she says, then perhaps her husband is one of those "tranny" people who seek to confuse and confound decent Americans (it would explain why he likes the rectal exams of his pastor )! Oh Sister, I think we should pray very hard for her! Her soul is in great danger, and more importantly, the soul of her child! I hate to think this little child will be damned for all eternity, to because naught but a plaything for Satan and his psychopathic minions! But I hate even more to think this precious child's mother would be complicent in such an ordeal!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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It's quite alarming, don't you think? If she hails from California like she says, then perhaps her husband is one of those "tranny" people who seek to confuse and confound decent Americans (it would explain why he likes the rectal exams of his pastor )! Oh Sister, I think we should pray very hard for her! Her soul is in great danger, and more importantly, the soul of her child! I hate to think this little child will be damned for all eternity, to because naught but a plaything for Satan and his psychopathic minions! But I hate even more to think this precious child's mother would be complicent in such an ordeal!

Oh, wow...uhm...what to say to this. My husband and I just had a very interesting discussion about this. My husband is DEFINITELY not a "tranny", and even if he were, I would remain by his side to figure out a solution to this. And him being precautious on the subject of his salvation and eternal life doesn't instantly make him gay. As for the life and welfare of Adam (our son has a name), he is a healthy and happy little boy. I am definitely standing my ground and making sure that Christ is the center of our household.
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Default Re: Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 05:16 AM

Sister Mary and other True Christians™:

Please kneel with me, lift holy hands to Heaven, and join in prayer:

Father God, we come to You in praise and worship of your greatness, light, power, and infinite wisdom. Father, we just lift our sister and her unfortunately geneticized husband. Father God, we just believe now and claim in the HOLY NAME OF JESUS that a genuine, life-changing experience will occur in this man, Father God. Help him to see that he does not have to go through life imitating Kim Jung Un, Father God, and help him to be convicted in his spirit that his dear wife should be home with her hell-bound child, praying daily that You will shew it Your tender mercies at the end of life's road.

Father God, we just ask Your Holy Ghost to come in this woman's head, Father God; Your source of power and understanding can transform even the most complacent sinner into one that craves doing the right thing at all times, Lord. Ohhhh, JESUS, won't You reach down and touch this husband, Lord! Straighten out his eyes, Father God, so that he appears normal and pleasing as You meant for all your creation to be before they chose to follow that old serpent in the lovely garden of Eden. You did not mean for Your creation to utter strange, Ornamental sounds, but rather that mankind should speak American to praise and glorify You forever and ever. Father God, As I agree with Sister Mary Etheldreda now, I just pray that you will hear and answer prayer, Jesus, as You promised in Your Word. Glory! For these favors we give You all the praise, the honor, and the glory forever and forever, through Your Son, Lord. Amen and Amen and Amen and Amen.

PS: Lord, Use your transformative powers to also mold this young boy into a real American, with American features and traits like patriotism and the ability to work in a factory rather than pansy jobs like music and acting. Help him to open a laundry or Korean Barbecue but one that serves American food, Lord - OH GLORY, I feel Your holy presence now and I MAGNIFY YOUR NAME.

Amen and Amen.


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Default Re: Pleasure to Meet You - 06-12-2014, 05:21 AM

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Please kneel with me, lift holy hands to Heaven, and join in prayer:

Father God, we come to You in praise and worship of your greatness, light, power, and infinite wisdom. Father, we just lift our sister and her unfortunately geneticized husband. Father God, we just believe now and claim in the HOLY NAME OF JESUS that a genuine, life-changing experience will occur in this man, Father God. Help him to see that he does not have to go through life imitating Kim Jung Un, Father God, and help him to be convicted in his spirit that his dear wife should be home with her hell-bound child, praying daily that You will shew it Your tender mercies at the end of life's road.

Father God, we just ask Your Holy Ghost to come in this woman's head, Father God; Your source of power and understanding can transform even the most complacent sinner into one that craves doing the right thing at all times, Lord. Ohhhh, JESUS, won't You reach down and touch this husband, Lord! Straighten out his eyes, Father God, so that he appears normal and pleasing as You meant for all your creation to be before they chose to follow that old serpent in the lovely garden of Eden. You did not mean for Your creation to utter strange, Ornamental sounds, but rather that mankind should speak American to praise and glorify You forever and ever. Father God, As I agree with Sister Mary Etheldreda now, I just pray that you will hear and answer prayer, Jesus, as You promised in Your Word. Glory! For these favors we give You all the praise, the honor, and the glory forever and forever, through Your Son, Lord. Amen and Amen and Amen and Amen.

PS: Lord, Use your transformative powers to also mold this young boy into a real American, with American features and traits like patriotism and the ability to work in a factory rather than pansy jobs like music and acting. Help him to open a laundry or Korean Barbecue but one that serves American food, Lord - OH GLORY, I feel Your holy presence now and I MAGNIFY YOUR NAME.

Amen and Amen.

Wow, that was quite an interesting prayer. I now have one last thing to say about my husband. My husband is a much better man, and I pity you women for the despicable subhuman creatures that have stood alongside you and made you the judgmental, gossip-loving, heathen women that you are portraying yourself to be. Your "God" as you are claiming yours to be (the God that I serve and worship is nothing like this one.) is a racist, sexist, and self-proclaimed SIMPLETON. Enjoy your abusive relationships and brainwashed antisocial children. And we will see you burning underneath as we look down upon you.

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Father God, we come to You in praise and worship of your greatness, light, power, and infinite wisdom. Father, we just lift our sister and her unfortunately geneticized husband. Father God, we just believe now and claim in the HOLY NAME OF JESUS that a genuine, life-changing experience will occur in this man, Father God. Help him to see that he does not have to go through life imitating Kim Jung Un, Father God, and help him to be convicted in his spirit that his dear wife should be home with her hell-bound child, praying daily that You will shew it Your tender mercies at the end of life's road.

Father God, we just ask Your Holy Ghost to come in this woman's head, Father God; Your source of power and understanding can transform even the most complacent sinner into one that craves doing the right thing at all times, Lord. Ohhhh, JESUS, won't You reach down and touch this husband, Lord! Straighten out his eyes, Father God, so that he appears normal and pleasing as You meant for all your creation to be before they chose to follow that old serpent in the lovely garden of Eden. You did not mean for Your creation to utter strange, Ornamental sounds, but rather that mankind should speak American to praise and glorify You forever and ever. Father God, As I agree with Sister Mary Etheldreda now, I just pray that you will hear and answer prayer, Jesus, as You promised in Your Word. Glory! For these favors we give You all the praise, the honor, and the glory forever and forever, through Your Son, Lord. Amen and Amen and Amen and Amen.

PS: Lord, Use your transformative powers to also mold this young boy into a real American, with American features and traits like patriotism and the ability to work in a factory rather than pansy jobs like music and acting. Help him to open a laundry or Korean Barbecue but one that serves American food, Lord
- OH GLORY, I feel Your holy presence now and I MAGNIFY YOUR NAME.

Amen and Amen.

AMEN!

Father LORD, we just praise you in this hour! We just praise Your Holy Name! We just lift up this little halfling child, half oriental, half normal, and we just plead the Blood of Jesus over him, that he might find You and glorify You in all he does. We just thank You, Jesus, for bringing his mother, such as she is, to our dear community. We just lay this child's needs at the foot of the Throne, that he may be care for by Your Divine Mercy, and know how to grow up to be a True Christian™ and throw away his silly Charlie Chan ways and instead embrace the Lamb of God! We just thank You for loving this child so much that you would prude his parents off the vine, lest they choke out any live he may have. We just thank You for being the Vine, Lord! We just lift up your name and Bless You, Jesus!




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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Wow, that was quite an interesting prayer. I now have one last thing to say about my husband. My husband is a much better man, and I pity you women for the despicable subhuman creatures that have stood alongside you and made you the judgmental, gossip-loving, heathen women that you are portraying yourself to be. Your "God" as you are claiming yours to be (the God that I serve and worship is nothing like this one.) is a racist, sexist, and self-proclaimed SIMPLETON. Enjoy your abusive relationships and brainwashed antisocial children. And we will see you burning underneath as we look down upon you.

God is love. God forgives if you seek forgiveness. Not changing a respectable man into a slob of an American.
Whitney, Dear,

Do not allow the old serpent to wrap himself around you and squeeze out the common sense GOD has given you! Resist the devil and he will flee from you, PRAISE JESUS. You are being so judgmental in the face of the love and concern we are trying to shew unto thee. It is only natural that you are tempted to stand up for Kim - er, Johnny - but darling, until you know that you know that you know the demonic forces of ornamental blood are totally cleansed and replaced by the Holy Ghost, your soul is in danger. Your son is already cursed with the koreanism, a malady that even penicillin cannot slay. But MY GOD is POWERFUL, dear! JESUS can heal those that come to Him earnestly seeking His will and His amazing cleansing touch. Do not give up, dear. We want to praise and glorify Jesus WITH YOU - it's why this forum exists, after all.

Once you know what it is really like to fellowship with those that follow His Word 100 percent, your mind will be renewed and your resolve to live for Him cannot help but be affected! Glory! One more VERY important thing: the GOD we serve is the selfsame GOD that you serve, with the same traits of loving kindness, forgiveness, power, jealousy, judgment, benevolence, and overwhelming sense of je ne sais quoi. He is the SAME Jesus that forgave you, the SAME God that called you into His service; truly, the SAME God that looks down from the sky, responding to our wishes and petitions - our Abba Father.

We love you both, dear! Truly we do.

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Wow, that was quite an interesting prayer. I now have one last thing to say about my husband. My husband is a much better man, and I pity you women for the despicable subhuman creatures that have stood alongside you and made you the judgmental, gossip-loving, heathen women that you are portraying yourself to be. Your "God" as you are claiming yours to be (the God that I serve and worship is nothing like this one.) is a racist, sexist, and self-proclaimed SIMPLETON. Enjoy your abusive relationships and brainwashed antisocial children. And we will see you burning underneath as we look down upon you.

God is love. God forgives if you seek forgiveness. Not changing a respectable man into a slob of an American.
Oh Whitney I was reading this thread and was about to welcome you to the forum. It can indeed be very difficult when you're young to ensure a steady income and I for one am satisfied that when Johnny secures regular employment, that you will be able to stay at home and care for Adam and his future siblings. Anyway, that is what I was going to say. Then I read that post of yours, and my heart sank.


Yes, there is the odd woman in LBC who likes to gossip, as there are anywhere, but most of us disdain such behaviour. Now, as for your insults about God Read the Bible. Everything we say about God is in there. It's true. It's not a matter of whether it appeals to our mere human sensibilities, it's all about what God says.
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