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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-14-2008, 04:00 PM
Friends and fellow residents of Freehold, as you are aware there aren't many movies that can be safely shown on the 15 screens at the Freehold Movie JesusPlex. The Passion of the Christ is now in in its 233rd straight smash week and isn't going to be leaving any time soon, but that still leaves the other 12 screens to fill!
Opening September 26, 2008, the biggest movie star in Freehold has a new movie opening - Fireproof starring the one and only Kirk Cameron! I can't confirm any rumors, but don't be surprised to see a special guest at church next week.
Opening October 3, 2008, is probably the most shocking film of the year. Shocking in that it's proof that there are actually some patriots in Hellyweird! The few decent conservatives there are releasing An American Carol starring Jon Voight (grandfather of Shiloh), former hippy Dennis Hopper, and some other people. Mark your calendars for the zany hijinx of this uproarious comedy!
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-14-2008, 04:11 PM
Well, I've been waiting for this one, sister. I think I've seen the 'Passion' too many times, now. I'm going to help chaperone my nephew Nick's 2nd grade class field trip to the Jesusplex for Fireproof. The proprietor was generous and has allowed entire classrooms to visit during the Noon matinee for 1$ (they make a reservation to assure enough seats). I buy all the kids popcorn. You should hear them all say, "Thanks, Uncle Nobar!"
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-14-2008, 06:12 PM
I can't wait!!!! I l ve Kirk Cameron!!!
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-14-2008, 07:15 PM
did u c the dark night? i think its the best move eva made n heath leger was fatastic! he should get the oscar 4 playin the joker cause its the best actor of the year.
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-14-2008, 07:49 PM
I don't think that'll be showing here.
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-14-2008, 07:59 PM
wrong. according to the bible, jesus loves all of his children.
YOU can hate all of those peoplle, but according to your beliefs jesus does not. love the sinners, hate the sins. am i right?
oh, and on topic, if they dont serve jesus-fish and chips or salvation snacks here, i dont want to go.
i don't disagree with Christianity, just with Jesus.
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 04:06 AM
You do know that a Catholic directed and executive-produced "The Passion of the Christ," right?
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Fallen Angel
did u c the dark night? i think its the best move eva made n heath leger was fatastic! he should get the oscar 4 playin the joker cause its the best actor of the year.
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He can't because he's ROTTING IN HELL!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 12:39 PM
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You do know that a Catholic directed and executive-produced "The Passion of the Christ," right?
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day, Tommy.
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 01:02 PM
Kirk Cameron couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 01:09 PM
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Kirk Cameron couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
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I'm surprised that you've even heard of him. He doesn't make porno movies, so what have you seen him in?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 01:10 PM
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Kirk Cameron couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
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I've never heard of ANYONE doing that.
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 04:53 PM
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wrong. according to the bible, jesus loves all of his children.
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Could you provide Scriptural support for this assertion?
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YOU can hate all of those peoplle, but according to your beliefs jesus does not. love the sinners, hate the sins. am i right?
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Wrong. Try reading the Bible; you might learn something.
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Kirk Cameron couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
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Why would anyone want to do that? He's not a sack lunch, he's a Christian thespian!
(Don't get excited, OIC, I said THESPian.)
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 05:02 PM
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I'm surprised that you've even heard of him. He doesn't make porno movies, so what have you seen him in?
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That schmaltzy Alan Thicke sitcom he was in and those ridiculous videos he makes with Roy Comfort.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 05:05 PM
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did u c the dark night? i think its the best move eva made n heath leger was fatastic! he should get the oscar 4 playin the joker cause its the best actor of the year.
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One of the best movies I've seen all year. Heath Ledger was brilliant as The Joker. As for Michael Caine, I'd buy a ticket to see him read the phone book.
And I loved the way the story kept changing as to how he got the scars.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 11:07 PM
I don't think any of us understand what you're referring to. Please shut up.
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-15-2008, 11:15 PM
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I don't think any of us understand what you're referring to. Please shut up.
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I don't think she understands what she's referring to. She basically just throws words around in the hope that some of them will enrage Christ.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-16-2008, 05:20 AM
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Roy Comfort.
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It's RAY Comfort, you disgusting trollop! If you're going to insult a great man (and derail a thread as you are wont to do), at least get his name right!
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-16-2008, 10:53 AM
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It's RAY Comfort, you disgusting trollop! If you're going to insult a great man (and derail a thread as you are wont to do), at least get his name right!
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Whatever. I thought the bit about using the banana to prove intelligent design was funny, but not half as funny as Nick Gisburne, who used the pineapple to disprove intelligent design.
http://www.audio-bible.com/bible/bible.html
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 09-16-2008 at 12:18 PM.
Reason: Changed pornographic link to something safe and appropriate
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex! -
09-16-2008, 12:20 PM
You wouldn't know intelligent anything even if it came up and knocked the sailors off your bed.
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