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04-28-2009, 02:22 AM
You are the reason the Sheriff is elected and not hired from a pool of imbeciles.
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04-28-2009, 05:41 PM
We haven't had any zombie outbreaks recently, but you can never be too careful:
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TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow for Zombie Outbreak
Hunting will get a lot more interesting next month when PSE releases their TAC-15 crossbow. It mounts directly on a AR-15 rifle, allowing you to swap between both weapons with minimal tinkering.
Why would you need a crossbow when you are already holding an AR-15? I cannot envision a scenario where it makes sense—unless you are invited to some island beyond the bounds of law where men are hunted for sport. You don't want to make it too easy, so you hunt with the crossbow. Then again, we are talking about the most dangerous game of all here, so you have the high-powered rifle as a backup. Speaking of backups, you might want to add the G.R.A.D. .22-cal knife gun to your double-kill arsenal just in case. Hit the following link to see a video of the TAC-15 in action. [YouTube]
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09-02-2009, 04:09 PM
ANNOUNCING THE FREEHOLD FIREARMS TOWN HALL SALE! IT'S HUGE! PRAISE GOD!
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, FREEHOLD FIREARMS WILL CUT 14% OFF OF ANY, THAT'S RIGHT, ANY TACTICAL WEAPON ON OUR SHELVES!
From flame throwers to flash-bangs, from combat shotguns to cannons, we understand that "right of the people to peaceably assemble" means large groups of Republicans flashing their weapons!
Facts are facts: The government that governs least governs best. And now that Obama has clutched power, America is doomed. BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. Conservatives everywhere are standing up and saying "NO" to tax increases, communist health care, GODless government, and tax increases!
WE CAN HELP! WE ARE CUTTING 14% OFF OF ANY TACTICAL WEAPON ON OUR SHELVES!
And as a special bonus, WE WILL GIVE YOU A LIST OF ALL LOCAL PROTESTS BEING HELD BY GODLY CONSERVATIVES WITHIN A 500 MILE RADIUS! That means you'll know where you can go as soon as you walk out the door with your new AR-15! PRAISE GOD!
SO COME ON DOWN TO FREEHOLD FIREARMS ON THE CORNER OF EXODUS AND 7th AND EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO PEACEABLY ASSEMBLE WITH INSTRUMENTS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TODAY!
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
09-02-2009, 04:21 PM
Bob, will that case of AR-15's I ordered get the sale price? If so, with the savings, I'd like to get scopes and muzzle flash suppressors for each. You can also throw in a few cases of flash bangs, the kids love those things. I will be in Saturday morning.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
09-02-2009, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Bob, will that case of AR-15's I ordered get the sale price? If so, with the savings, I'd like to get scopes and muzzle flash suppressors for each. You can also throw in a few cases of flash bangs, the kids love those things. I will be in Saturday morning.
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Unfortunately, any orders placed before 9/2/09 cannot be discounted, however you are more than welcome to come on in and buy some more stuff just so you don't feel left out!
Ammo for assault weapons will also be on sale, just so you know!
PRAISE THE LORD, hunting scopes have been selling like hotcakes lately! It's good to know there are that many people interested in seeing the wonders of GOD's creation up close before blowing their brains out!
I just got a whole truckload of flash bangs in last weekend, so I'll be sure to set some aside for you. You might want to stock up because the people of Freehold love to use them at Halloween to deter trick-or-treaters, and they're going to start flying off the shelves like they did at the 4th of July!
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
09-02-2009, 05:15 PM
Ever since January 20, 2009 I never go ANYWHERE without at LEAST a semi-automatic weapon and six boxes of ammo. Fortunately, I've only had to fire my weapons twice.
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09-02-2009, 05:41 PM
Do you have any new new and special for the Ladies.
Remember I'm very dainty and need a new dainty gun that powerful enough to fend off savage, rape minded negroes.
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09-02-2009, 05:41 PM
LOL, well, I kind of figured the AR-15's would be excluded but you cannot blame me for trying. I'll just have one of the boys retrofit the suppressors and scopes from the old Rugers. Glad to know ammo is on sale too, you can never have enough, even with refilling my brass. I am running a bit low on 9mm for the H&K I keep in my truck. See you Saturday, Bob!
BTB, you ought to consider a .357 Black Magnum snub nose. Very effective in close quarters. It will easily fit in your gun purse.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
09-02-2009, 05:52 PM
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BTB, you ought to consider a .357 Black Magnum snub nose. Very effective in close quarters. It will easily fit in your gun purse.
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Thank you for the nice suggestion Brother Hutchins. Do they come in pink?
Also, Brother Bob,
Do you carry any of these? I'm sure they will be great practice for 3 to 5 year olds.
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09-02-2009, 06:02 PM
I was thinking you'd want the pink mother of pearl handles, with the frame and barrel engraved with filigrees. I am sure Bob can get you just the right piece. A few years back, one of his helpful staff fitted Mrs. H, she now squeals with delight when we go to visit the store.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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09-02-2009, 07:01 PM
Well, I do have a few items that are suitable for women, but I am afraid the .357 is not one of them. I don't sell anything that potent to women, as it is downright dangerous in their dainty hands. You know how it is, they get to yapping on and on about the latest gossip and before you know it, they've discharged it into somebody's hind end!
For the ladies I would recommend a .22 pistol, like this little dandy that I like to call the Lil' Pinky:
Small enough to fit in your average woman's purse, the Lil' Pinky is very popular, and it is easy to locate amongst all the garbage they stuff down in their bags. Safe, quiet and easy to handle, the .22 is a woman's gun!
(Please note that all women are required to provide proof of permission from their husbands/fathers/pastor before purchasing any firearms.)
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
09-03-2009, 10:01 PM
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(Please note that all women are required to provide proof of permission from their husbands/fathers/pastor before purchasing any firearms.)
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So women need to provide proof their men want them armed? It's the second amendment. If a woman marries a liberal husband, who decides on a liberal pastor, then you have an entire family without any means to defend itself! If a woman's husband isn't manly enough to defend her, God claims that she shouldn't divorce him, but that doesn't stop her from defending herself and her children. (And probably, quite grudgingly, him.)
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09-03-2009, 10:13 PM
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So women need to provide proof their men want them armed? It's the second amendment. If a woman marries a liberal husband, who decides on a liberal pastor, then you have an entire family without any means to defend itself! If a woman's husband isn't manly enough to defend her, God claims that she shouldn't divorce him, but that doesn't stop her from defending herself and her children. (And probably, quite grudgingly, him.)
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What does this have to do with whom does Bob4God decide to do business with? The man has the right of free association.
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09-03-2009, 10:22 PM
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What does this have to do with whom does Bob4God decide to do business with? The man has the right of free association.
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Just saying that perhaps he should consider the fact that maybe there are extenuating circumstances? I am a personal believer that everyone with the ability to think rationally (which excludes most of the people on this forum,) should be armed.
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09-03-2009, 10:50 PM
Hi Bob,
I'm new to Landover. I was wondering if you carried incendiary ammunition in 7.62mm caliber. If so, I like to order 2500 rounds, if possible.
I have a couple of ant hills in my backyard to take care of.
Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven. - Matthew 19:14
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09-03-2009, 10:51 PM
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Just saying that perhaps he should consider the fact that maybe there are extenuating circumstances? I am a personal believer that everyone with the ability to think rationally (which excludes most of the people on this forum,) should be armed.
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That flies in the face of God's Divine Plan.
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Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they? Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? - Matthew 6:25
He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered. - Proverbs 28:26
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-03-2009, 10:58 PM
Pastor, I'd like to point out that defending yourself when possible, isn't always a breach of Gods' plan. If a homosexual wanted to have intercourse with you, and forced himself on you, wouldn't you want to defend yourself? And you seem to have no problem with the guy advertising weapons on this site. So you think the Holy Bible should be quoted when convenient, and forgotten when advertising PDWs?
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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09-03-2009, 11:25 PM
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Pastor, I'd like to point out that defending yourself when possible, isn't always a breach of Gods' plan. If a homosexual wanted to have intercourse with you, and forced himself on you, wouldn't you want to defend yourself? And you seem to have no problem with the guy advertising weapons on this site. So you think the Holy Bible should be quoted when convenient, and forgotten when advertising PDWs?
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What does a Christian man defending himself against homosexual rape have to do with selling girls guns? We have the safety of the women to consider.
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09-03-2009, 11:35 PM
What it has to do with it is that every family should have a right to protection, and I think women should be able to protect their children if the husband is incompetent. And it's the same thing, a man defending himself from rape is just as real a threat as a woman. The Bible verse about women screaming out when being raped. What's better than a 30.06? Not that people should be walking around with cannons like that, but still.
And I'm sorry I'm so slow to rebuke your horrid logic, but I have a posting cooldown.
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09-04-2009, 05:33 AM
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What it has to do with it is that every family should have a right to protection, and I think women should be able to protect their children if the husband is incompetent. And it's the same thing, a man defending himself from rape is just as real a threat as a woman. The Bible verse about women screaming out when being raped. What's better than a 30.06? Not that people should be walking around with cannons like that, but still.
And I'm sorry I'm so slow to rebuke your horrid logic, but I have a posting cooldown.
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I'm still trying to figure out what kind of twisted world you're living in. So women should just be free to carry guns? Can I ask you a question? Have you ever seen a woman drive? Would you honestly feel comfortable knowing any one of these demolition derby dames could have a gun stuffed up her skirt? If they handle guns the way they handle their husbands' expensive cars, I should say not!
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