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  • #1

    "Christian Help Forum"?

    "Christian help"?! Ha, that's an ironic oxymoron.

    You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

    The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.

    I need no help, and I certainly wouldn't accept it from a christian. You're the ones needing help. I pitty you, sincerely.
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  • #2
    Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

    So you only came here to spew hatred against Christians?
    Well then; Thanks for your unwanted input, and be on your way..
    And don't say we didn't warn you when you end up in hell.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • #3
      Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

      Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
      "Christian help"?! Ha, that's an ironic oxymoron.

      You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

      The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.

      I need no help, and I certainly wouldn't accept it from a christian. You're the ones needing help. I pitty you, sincerely.
      To think, Jesus died (temporarily) for sinners like you.
      Repent Atheist and accept the Love of Jesus© while you still can.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #4
        Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

        Ahem, doesn't your bible teach against prejudism? What about your Fruits of the Spirit? Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness. gentleness, self control and faith? members seem to be lacking them.

        I won't be going to hell, because it doesn't exist

        Isn't it ironic that Christians keep repeating, "Civilization will fail without Christianity" on computers built by Buddhists in Japan?

        Anyways, I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil. But see, there is (are) no god(s).

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        • #5
          Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

          Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
          Isn't it ironic that Christians keep repeating, "Civilization will fail without Christianity" on computers built by Buddhists in Japan?
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          These computers are build by Chinese atheists friend. So Jesus uses the unsaved to help His chosen elect. Have you ever worked on an assembly line friend that you think it is a desirable thing?

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          • #6
            Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

            Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
            Ahem, doesn't your bible teach against prejudism? What about your Fruits of the Spirit? Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness. gentleness, self control and faith? members seem to be lacking them.

            I won't be going to hell, because it doesn't exist

            Isn't it ironic that Christians keep repeating, "Civilization will fail without Christianity" on computers built by Buddhists in Japan?

            Anyways, I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil. But see, there is (are) no god(s).
            Friend, we follow the Bible(KJV1611) to the letter. Nothing we do goes against the teachings of our Lord and Saviour.
            If you were to bother reading it you would understand.

            By the way, Japanese Computers are forbidden in Freehold.
            Any Computer built by an Ornamental would be certain to contain Demon Viruses.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
              Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

              Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
              I won't be going to hell, because it doesn't exist
              Keep telling yourself that if you want to, it won't help you..

              Anyways, I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil. But see, there is (are) no god(s).
              Like YOU, a human, could ever judge what God would be!
              God is beyond criticism from His own, imperfect, creation..
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • #8
                Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

                Religious believers of the world, you are free to continue to debate the simple, narrow question that divides you from atheists, but you have no right, in so doing, to treat the Humanists of the world with contempt. You owe them a deep debt of gratitude, for not only have they shed much light on a naturally dark world but they have very probably helped civilize your own specific religion.

                Plagiarized from Steve Allen. -OYK
                Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-04-2007, 10:38 PM.

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                • #9
                  Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

                  Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                  "Christian help"?! Ha, that's an ironic oxymoron.

                  You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

                  The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.

                  I need no help, and I certainly wouldn't accept it from a christian. You're the ones needing help. I pitty you, sincerely.
                  More originality!

                  The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.

                  --Matilda Joslyn Gage (Woman, Church and State, 1893)

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                  • #10
                    Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

                    Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                    Religious believers of the world, you are free to continue to debate the simple, narrow question that divides you from atheists, but you have no right, in so doing, to treat the Humanists of the world with contempt.
                    And what right do you have to treat US with contempt, hypocrite?

                    You owe them a deep debt of gratitude, for not only have they shed much light on a naturally dark world but they have very probably helped civilize your own specific religion.
                    You mean you've watered it down..
                    No True Christian is thankful for that!
                    And we reject such false teachings and follow the ENTIRE Bible, as we are commanded to. (Matthew 4:4)
                    Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-04-2007, 10:39 PM.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • #11
                      Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

                      Follow the ENTIRE bible? Oh yeah, sure. Attempt, but without succession. I hate to be preacher and all, but I'll take this moment to remind you of the fruits of the spirit, which "true christians" strive to live by... love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, self control and faith... (your galatians 5:22-23, written by Paul, edited through the years to become what you have today, spiced up in every way possible!)

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                      • #12
                        Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

                        Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                        Follow the ENTIRE bible? Oh yeah, sure. Attempt, but without succession.
                        Without SUCCESS you mean..
                        Oh my, the clever atheist cannot even tell the difference between succession and success!
                        But yeah, we follow the entire Bible. It takes work, but it's completely doable.

                        I hate to be preacher and all, but I'll take this moment to remind you of the fruits of the spirit, which "true christians" strive to live by... love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, self control and faith...
                        We have all of those, it's your definition of them that are flawed.

                        (your galatians 5:22-23, written by Paul, edited through the years to become what you have today, spiced up in every way possible!)
                        The first uncorrupted scripture since the time of Paul, was dictated in 1611 by God to King James scribes. (It's the KJV1611 Bible)
                        And it is not "spiced up" or "changed" in any way... The KJV1611 hasn't changed a single word since it was written, so your theory fails.
                        Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-04-2007, 11:17 PM.
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • #13
                          Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

                          Oh, I made a little grammatical mistake! Crucify me!

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                          • #14
                            Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

                            Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                            Oh, I made a little grammatical mistake! Crucify me!
                            Stop thinking you're Christ, vile blasphemer!
                            REPENT!
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • #15
                              Re: "Christian Help Forum"?

                              So I deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. By your terms, yeah, I'm a blasphemer. But am I "vile"? No! Christians seem to associate "atheist" with "scum", "dirt", "vile"... I find this appalling. Those who teach AGAINST prejudism?

                              I'm not Christ. "Jesus of Nazareth" claimed to be the son of god. I do believe there was a mere mortal who claimed this, but it evidently, was a hoax. Those miracles performed- never happened. Crucifixtions? Yeah, plenty of them. But to take away "sins"?? Nope.

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